Funny little joke

1. There are flower beds in the park, and there is a sign on the flower bed that says, "Whoever steps into the flower bed will be fined 3 yuan!" It is said that the grandfather who looks at the flower bed throws a one-dollar coin into the flower bed every day. . . Then someone will be fined 3 yuan every day.

2. A classmate went to Africa to build aid. The builder who just arrived at the construction site to receive him is a black man. He communicated with others in English, but the black people didn't make a sound. Then he used French again, and the black man still didn't speak. Then he motioned with his hand. Finally, the black man spoke: Make a blind gesture, and the whole construction site belongs to China.

There is a colleague in the unit, Mongolian. I went home after a year off, but I didn't come back after a few days off. The leader called, and he said on the phone:

Leader, I'm still riding on Hulunbeier grassland to find a home. My family is a nomadic people. I don't know where to move now.

4. The child asked his mother: Why are there many flies stuck on the flies? Why are there flies standing on them? Mom: If there are many people in the street, will you join in the fun? . .

5. Girl: "Let's break up." Boy: "It's ok to break up. Let me hold your hand for the last time. " The girl agreed, and the boy smiled: "If you can break up with me, I will agree to break up." The girl had a hard time getting rid of the boy, and the boy immediately turned and left ~ The girl suddenly understood something, and when she caught up with the boy, she shouted, "You took the opportunity to wipe the ring you gave me back."