Funny quotations with wide brain holes (selected 50 sentences)

1, some nonsense humorous sentences are always interesting.

2, I proudly flat chest, saving cloth for the country.

3, everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper!

4, evil new society, why not arrange marriage?

5. Others laugh at me too much, and I laugh at others for not being open.

6. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!

7. Some are backstage, and some are just behind.

8, no desire, can only show that you are insensitive!

9. Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye, but it is not enough cultivation.

10, distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

1 1, there is always love in Qian Shan, so you can't do it without long pants.

12, the man who eats a bowl and looks at the pot is the real man!

13, the weather is sentimental, the weather is old, you still have to wear long pants.

14, women pay for love, men pay for love!

15, no mistress exists to witness your shameless happiness?

16, no matter how handsome you are. Can I use my face to swipe my card in the street?

17, it used to be heartless, but now it's heartless.

18, whether to wear it or not, all the long pants are there, neither fat nor thin.

19, if you can't catch a man's heart, don't blame him for being a playboy!

20. Tell those women who love me that ability will love me for life.

2 1, those who always say others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

22. Say to the affectionate woman around you: It is polite to smile at you.

23. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, and the world doesn't belong to you.

24. Life is like a quilt. If you can't resist, enjoy it!

25. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die. ......

26. There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who wear long pants and those who don't.

27. The salary is like an aunt, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

28. I thought the fireworks between us were love, but I didn't expect pants.

29. The world belongs to us and our children, but sooner or later it belongs to our grandchildren!

30. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but not wearing pants.

3 1, men in bars are all looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

32. What matters in the world is my bird! When the sound of rain and reading sounded, I was silent!

33. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women!

34. Men can be romantic but not degenerate, and women can be romantic but not degenerate.

35. No passionate kiss, no tumbling on the bed, no physical friction, and sparks of love!

36. Thousands of Baidu searched for him in the crowd and suddenly looked back, but the man was wearing long trousers by the bed.

37. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

38. The so-called love story is that you say something you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe it.

39. There is a kind of coldness that * * * mom thinks you are cold, and there is a kind of coldness that * * * mom tells you to wear pants.

40. A man's words can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's words can deceive a man for a lifetime!

4 1, true colors of heroes, true colors of men, so lecherous men are not real men.

42. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on my body, so I became the Great Wall.

44, beautiful fantasy can not resist the cruelty of reality, gold will shine, not to mention I am a diamond!

45. I also want to say to the woman I like: One day I will let your name appear in my household registration book.

46. Do you know why you don't have a partner? Because in this season, you are wearing a pair of pants.

47. To the self-righteous woman around me: When I love you, what you say is what you say. When I don't love you, what is * * * mom?

There is no Great Wall in the world. Every time a man gives up a woman, the woman will put a brick on the ground, and over time there will be the Great Wall!

49. If you want to know what a person lacks, just look at what he is showing off and nothing else. If you want to know what a person is inferior to others, just look at what he hides.

50. Once, I had a pair of trousers in front of me. I don't cherish it. I didn't regret it until now. If God gives me another pair of pants, I will put them on. If I have to add a deadline, I hope it is winter!