A funny program suitable for more than 2 people, about 15 minutes.

Who is the poor man

Characters: Zhu Xiaojun (male), Wang Daya (female), Xiao Cao (female), plastic bag (male), trash can (male), faucet (male), human (male), rice (female), computer (female)

Wang Daya: I am everyone's beloved Wang Daya. What, Wang Xiaoya? I'm not Wang Xiaoya, but Wang Xiaoya's elder sister. Today, I'm honored to be invited by Hubei TV to do this variety show. I believe there must be a lot of fans below. Well, without further gossip, let's enter our first session, "Who am I?"

Zhu Xiaojun: Ya, today our contestants are a little special. They are not stars or celebrities. Who are they?

Wang Daya?

(A girl came to the stage and was walking with her head down. Suddenly, a man in black jumped out from behind and quickly snatched the girl's wallet. The girl shouted, "Thief, catch a thief! ！” A man came to the stage and quickly ran after the thief: stop, don't run! ! Unexpectedly, I suddenly sneezed and coughed a few times. When I looked up, the thief had disappeared. The girl stepped forward and said, "How can I catch a cold at a critical moment!" Take out a box of medicine from your pocket: "use the hospital brand Ganmaotong quickly, and one Ganmaotong will pass!" " The man grabbed the medicine: "one early, one late, healthy and beautiful add vitality!" " )

Zhu Xiaojun: After a wonderful advertisement, welcome everyone to continue watching the program "Who's the Poor Man" hosted by Da Ya and me.

Daya: Next, let's give a warm applause to the contestants present today! !

(Seven contestants enter in turn, with different shapes. )

Zhu Xiaojun: Seven contestants have appeared on the stage. Please introduce yourself.

Grass: I came first. There is no fragrance of flowers, no height of trees. I am a grass that nobody knows. (tearful) Hello, everyone. My name is Xiaocao. You must be wondering where my green color is.

host: where did it go?

Xiao Cao: Sorry, I don't tell him about ordinary people!

Plastic bag: (grabs the microphone) Look at my white suit, I'm sure you can guess who I am. (posing)

Daya: (adoring) Prince Charming

Plastic bag: Sorry, I didn't ride a horse. I came by tractor, so obviously I'm not Prince Charming.

Zhu Xiaojun: Is it true that you are a white knight in Bai Zhantang who is called Jade-faced Flying Dragon? !

Plastic bag: (Helpless) Although I'm wearing white, it doesn't mean my surname is white. Well, I won't keep everyone's appetite. I'm just everyone ...

Da Ya: Everyone loves me?

plastic bags: white plastic bags that are annoying and a headache for the Environmental Protection Agency. (Woo, crying)

Trash can: (patting the plastic bag on the shoulder) Be good, don't cry ... Hello, everyone, it's the first time I've come to such a bright and starry stage, and I'm ... I'm sweating with excitement. There are a sea of people, the seas are dry and the rocks are rotten, and I'm drunk as mud.

Zhu Xiaojun: Stop. Trash can (made dizzy)

faucet: (standing up and singing) The sound of water ticking, my tears ticking ... Hello, everyone, don't look at me, I am always talented, I am full of water.

Zhu Xiaojun: What kind of water do you have?

faucet: Wuhan tap water certified by the national sanitary standard for drinking water, thank you.

(Rice grabs the microphone)

Faucet: sorry, I haven't finished, and I forgot to tell you that I have a handsome name-Faucet. Is it very similar to the character in Jin Yong's martial arts novels?

Rice (finally grabbed the microphone): more verbose than Tang Priest, (posing for the audience)

Ya: What is this look? It's quite unique. I am the legendary ...

Zhu Xiaojun: Chris Lee

Da Ya: (Pushing Xiao Jun) You have a good eye. See clearly, is there any measurement in Chris Lee?

Rice: Don't interrupt me, I am the rice you see every day and miss day and night.

(All vomit wildly)

Computer: Everybody stop vomiting and listen to me. I am a high-tech product. Are you still worried about biting your fingers in bed when you are bored? (Others bite their fingers and nod.) Are you still crying secretly because you can't talk to your friends and relatives Kan Kan? (Others nod with tears.) Are you still grieving for digging someone else's corner because you haven't found your other half? (Others nod with grief.) Then (loudly) accept my fiery heart. I can make you no longer worry ... no more tears ... no more grief ...

Zhu Xiaojun: You are so talented at a young age that you dare to ask who you are.

Computer: I am a computer, synonymous with fashion in the 21st century. How many people have been hungry for me, how many people have been sleepless for me every night and how many people ...

People: I want to beat you! ! Hello, everyone. I'm not like them, such as grass, plastic bags, trash cans, faucets, rice and computers. I'm a human being. I'm a real person. I'm really a person, a good citizen and a big good citizen. There are no bad hobbies except occasional truancy, smoking, drinking a little wine and talking about love. My favorite famous saying is: ride your own bike and let others walk! (Riding back to his seat)

Zhu Xiaojun: Well, after listening to the wonderful self-introduction of seven contestants, I think everyone should know a lot about them. Let's enter the second wonderful session, "Pity me the most"! ! !

Daya: wait a minute! (whispering to Xiaojun) The director just sent a text message saying that he would add an advertisement later, and people gave it to millions. (for the audience) The program is wonderful, and the advertisement is equally wonderful. Come back immediately after the advertisement! !

(A man takes the stage: Please look at what I have in my hand, a pill. It's no ordinary medicine. It's a smart bean produced by Feidong Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd., which is effective for authoritarian Alzheimer's disease. Don't look at the advertisement, but look at the curative effect! You won't believe the young man standing next to me now. He used to be an Alzheimer's patient. Let's give a round of applause to welcome him to make a speech about his recovery!

Patient: "Three months ago, I walked like this (imitating Alzheimer's disease). Later, I was introduced to eat smart beans. Don't say that my Alzheimer's disease is really good. I didn't even know how much 1+1 was before. Now, I finally know that it is equal to 2. It's amazing. I'm so excited. Thanks to smart beans for giving me a chance to turn over a new leaf.

Man: Clever bean, Clever bean, Alzheimer's disease no longer exists. Tel: 27-7474741)

Zhu Xiaojun: Welcome back! Next, we will enter our second link, "Pity me the most"!

Daya: Audience friends in front of the TV, you can edit the name of K+ contestant and send it to 1658211, so as to cast a vote for the poor people in your mind, and you will have a chance to win a box of smart beans provided by Hubei Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd.!

Zhu Xiaojun: Next, the contestants will state their poor reasons.

Xiaocao: As we all know, I am Xiaocao. I have a green coat (touched it), but how can it become white now? It was not bleached with bleach, but those uncivilized people trampled it with such big feet! Ahem ... Sorry, I'm a little excited. I want to have a heart attack. I could have grown to 1.7 meters. Look, I'm only 1.5 meters now. When can I catch up with Yao Ming? Seeing my brothers and sisters leave me one by one (sorrowful), I ... heaven, earth, which immortal brother can help us (in grief)

Da Ya: Ok, grass, I'm sorry for your loss ... Plastic bags are your turn!

plastic bag: (standing up and striding forward) I used to have a warm home, that is, him (referring to the trash can) and the trash can. I never had to worry about the fear outside. However, since so many uncivilized people threw me around at will, I became a person without a home. I was trampled by others, laughed at by my peers, attacked by the wind and rain, and even had a runny nose when someone caught a cold every day. The saddest thing in the world is this. If God gives me another chance, I will say (sing Tengger singer's song) to the trash can: I love you, my home ...

(Say that finish, the trash can and the plastic bag embrace and cry)

Trash can: (Pushing open the plastic bag) Moderator, I'm hungry. Can you give me two big buns before making a speech?

Zhu Xiaojun: Sorry, we are broadcasting live now, which has a bad influence. When the program is over, there will be free meals on the third floor of the canteen, so please bear with it.

trash can: well, I'll put up with it. Do you know why I am so hungry? I haven't eaten for a long time. Those uncivilized people always throw my food around and never put it in my stomach. I did lose it the other day. It was actually two pairs of smelly socks, which made me sick for several days. Even if they don't feed me, there are people who take me as an object of venting and throw a few punches at my head if something happens. Last time, a young man was lovelorn and almost disabled me. Now he is still black and blue. My life is so bitter ... (crying)

Da Ya: It's so tragic ... faucet, it's your turn ... Hey! Faucet, you can fall asleep standing. It really is a master.

rice: (pushes the faucet) It's your turn to speak.

faucet: I'm sorry, I didn't sleep all night last night. I was really sleepy (yawned). It's a long story. Last night, maybe at about 11 o'clock, a boy who was drunk as a fiddler found me, vomited beside me and wiped his nose on me from time to time. What a nuisance! What's even worse is that he vomited like that for more than an hour ... and didn't close me after he left. He waved his sleeve without taking away a molecule of water ... I just shed and cried all night ... Aha, give me a cup of mouthwash, so that I won't feel queasy all night ... (imitating Andy's song)

Rice: Don't cry, I'll lend you a toothbrush when I get back. (Facing the audience) Remember the first snow in 1958? At that time, human beings cherished me. In their hearts, I was Nietzsche and the great Marx (others vomited wildly). Do you still remember the first snow in 28? Human beings are rich, their wallets are bulging, and their mouths are awkward. My status instantly fell from Rama Peak in Zhu Mu to Sichuan Basin, which is even worse than the current stock market decline. They threw me about. I don't know how many times I fell into the sewer, and floated with the choppy black water ... floated ...

Daya: Wait and floated, then who fished you up

Rice: Sad, so sad (model Zhao Benshan) I climbed up by myself!

computer: ambitious! I appreciate it! You don't look at my scenery now, but who can hear my crying at night and who can see my black panda eyes? I haven't slept a wink for n nights. Those friends who are addicted to netizens are always with me. They smoke, play games, chat and eat at the same time. My tender hands have been touched with a lot of cocoons. It's so painful, so sad, so pitiful ... OK ...

Zhu Xiaojun: Stop, stop ... You don't have to say it. We understand. Ok, next!

Person: (Bowing his head) Moderator, I abstain.

Everyone: (asking at the same time) Why

People: I ... I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Caoer, I have to step on you at least five or six times a day, but I was caught by the school leaders last time and was criticized. (walking to the plastic bag): I'm sorry about the bag. I often throw you around. I was wrong. You can hit me (the bag wants to hit me) but I know you can't do it. (Walk to the faucet)

Faucet: (Angry) It wasn't you who was drunk that day, was it?

Person: I can't remember clearly, but I was really drunk at that time ... I'm sorry (Walk to the rice)

Rice: Stop it, I know, you must have wasted me littering, too!

Man: Long live understanding! ! (Walk to the computer, stop by it, the computer is full of expectation, and people return to their seats without speaking) Computer: Hey, it's too much, it's unfair, why don't you apologize to me, I don't know how many times I saw you in the Internet cafe!

Man: (slowly turning his head) told even more in silence than they had told in sound ... I have decided that from the next second, I will be a civilized person and a civilized college student. (Facing the audience) If the heart is there, the dream is there, just starting all over again. (imitating Liu Huan's songs)

Zhu Xiaojun: It's great to know your mistakes and correct them. Well, the seven contestants have each stated their poor reasons. At the end of the program, each contestant is required to sum up today's speech in one sentence.

Daya: Grass, you go first.

Caocao: Please take care of Caocao. Your gentleness will be my greatest pride! (posing)

Plastic bag: Your graceful bending and handsome shooting will build a beautiful new campus! (talking and doing actions, and finally stopping at shooting)

trash can: reach out your lovely hands and put them in my hungry mouth! (Huang Feihong style)

Faucet: Rotate 362 degrees, be brave and civilized! (Tai Chi)

Rice: You are frugal, so I am happy. I wear white and eat whatever I want! (fashion modeling)

computer: I know many people like me, but what I want to say is: there are plenty of fish in the sea, so why do you have a crush on my computer! (narcissistic)

People: (to the host) There is only one sentence left. In fact, there is no civilization in the world. Since there are more people with high quality like me, there has been civilization. (After others vomit wildly)

Zhu Xiaojun: This program is drawing to a close, so who is the lucky poor tonight?

Seven contestants (asking at the same time): There will be no more advertisements, right?

Zhu Xiaojun: No, no ... We will announce it for you in the next program!

(Seven people beat Xiaojun at the same time)

Da Ya: Pilot, don't broadcast that part just now ... Well, tonight's "Who's the Poor Man" is about to say goodbye to everyone, and we will be there at the same time next time! Our slogan is .....

Everyone: (Qi said): Who is the poor man, pity me the most! yeah! !