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Couplets in the temple

First line: Laugh at the past and laugh at the present, laugh at the east, laugh at the west, laugh at the south, laugh at the north, laugh here and there, laugh at your own ignorance.

Second line: Observe things, observe the sky, the earth, the sun, the moon, up and down, and others. There are always highs and lows.

Leshan Lingyun Temple.

First line: Have you come to pray? He thought about how many crimes he had committed and bowed to this place.

Second line: Who is the lecturer? He must reveal his feelings and speak some warning words to shock people's ears.

Ningxia Tongxin Mosque.

First couplet: Keep your thoughts in mind, think without thinking, and think without thinking, then you can be integrated.

Second couplet: Buddhas and Buddhas share the same path. They know that Buddhas are also not Buddhas, and non-Buddhas are also Buddhas. This is how they sit and divide the ten directions.

Jingtu Temple in Yingxian County.

First couplet: In the vast world, Maitreya smiles and takes time to look around.

Second couplet: There is only one way to do it, just turn around when you are drunk.

Zaozhuang Longquan Temple.

First line: This is neither a spiritual mountain nor a world.

Second couplet: If there is no living Buddha in it, why is it so solemn?

Zhang Daqian inscribed the Jiezhu Temple in Shaoxing.

First couplet: When I sleep in the west, who knows how big the world is in my dream.

Second couplet: Sleeping alone in the pure land, I only know that the sun and the moon are long there.

Zhangye Great Buddha Temple.

First line: How long do you have to laugh before you can stop laughing;

Second line: There is no day when I sit here without laughing.

Jinan Thousand Buddha Temple.

First line: There may be people flying from the mountains again, sitting at the mountain gate, etc.;

Second line: The spring water has gradually become warm, and everyone is greeted with a smile.

Lingyin Temple, Hangzhou.

Mahatma Hall:

First couplet: Pure Land Lotus, one flower, one Buddha, one world.

Second couplet: Muni Pearl Offering, Sama Samyao Sam Bodhi.

Charity Temple in Taichung, Taiwan.

Guanyin Pavilion:

First line: Is the sound impressive?

Second couplet: How great a scholar is.

First couplet: Ask Guanyin why she sits upside down?

Second line: I hate all living beings and refuse to look back.

This couplet is the couplet of Rizhao Tianhou Temple.

The Avalokitesvara in the temple faces north, and is known as the Sitting upside down Avalokitesvara

First couplet: Great mercy and compassion, looking for help from everywhere.

Second line: If it is hidden or obvious, think about it at any time to eliminate your confusion.

Couple of Guanyin Pavilion of Kaiyuan Temple in Chaozhou.

Maitreya Hall:

First couplet: A big belly can tolerate things that the world cannot tolerate.

Second line: Just smile at the ridiculous people in the world.

Tanzhe Temple, Beijing.

Part 1: How long does it take to laugh?

Second line: There is no day when I sit here without feeling happy.

Jinan Thousand Buddha Temple.

First line: Smile when the world is in turmoil.

Second line: The belly is finally out of season.

Chen Baochen writes about the Guanyin Pavilion of Huayan Temple in Datong.

First couplet: Someone may come flying from the mountains again, sitting at the mountain gate and waiting.

Second line: The spring water has gradually become warmer, welcoming you with a smile.

Lingyin Temple, Hangzhou.

First couplet: Big belly and tolerance can solve many things in the world.

Second couplet: Full of joy, laughing away the worries of the world, past and present.

Longxing Temple in Fengyang and Baojue Temple in Taichung.

First couplet: Every day I carry an empty bag, little rice and no money, but a big belly and empty intestines. I don’t know what the crowd will offer when I have faith.

Second couplet: Every year I sit at Lengshan Gate to receive Zhang and Li, and I always see him happy. I wonder what the reason for this Tutuo's success is.

This couplet is Nanhua Temple in Guangdong.

Heavenly King’s Hall:

First couplet: Hear more about the Dharma and broaden your horizons.

Second line: Grow good roots and maintain the country.

This couplet embeds the Heavenly King of Holding the Kingdom in the East, the Heavenly King of Growth in the South, the Heavenly King of Guangmu in the West, and the Heavenly King of Learning in the North into the couplet respectively.

Part 1: Don’t blame the monks for being so arrogant.

Second line: Please look after the Dharma. Isn’t it a villain?

Chenghuang Temple:

First couplet: What have you done in your life? Exploiting people's wealth, harming people's lives, raping people and women, corrupting human ethics, are you surprised when you touch your heart? Thinking about the countless tricks and cunning schemes in the past, none of them were created by oneself.

Second line: Any grievances that come to me must be repaid! You will be deducted, your property will be lost, your descendants will be wiped out, and you will be punished by disaster. Do you open your eyes and be afraid? Look at how many ferocious flames there are today, how many can escape here!

This couplet is the Tainan City God Temple.

First line: Stand! What are you doing behind your back? How bold are you to hide it from me!

Second line: Think about it! Which one should I spare here? Come back and don't harm anyone.

This couplet is Guiyang City God’s Temple.

First couplet: Just scolding a Taoist and beating a monk, this and that, if you slander saints and sages, then that’s fine.

Second line: Just eat meat and drink wine, that's it. What if you are evil-minded and cowardly? <

This couplet is the Chenghuang Temple in Susong, Anhui.

Tudian Temple

First couplet: Men and women have equal rights, the father-in-law has the right to speak to the public, and the mother-in-law has the right to speak to the mother-in-law.

Second line: According to the lunar calendar, you celebrate your New Year and I celebrate mine.

First line: Good deeds are rewarded and evil deeds are repaid in a cycle of retribution. How can you not repay morning and evening reports?

Second line: Fame and fortune are nothing more than a theater, both entering and exiting are on the spot.

Shenxian Temple:

First line: I only have a few pennies. You beg and he begs too. Who should I give it to?

Second line: If you don’t do anything, you will pray both in the morning and in the evening, which puts me in a difficult position.

This couplet is the Temple of Wealth.

First couplet: There are saints in China who are ancestors and teachers, coming from the west to the east.

Second couplet: The emperor's son is hidden in a famous mountain. He is also an immortal and a Buddha. He came from the north of Yuanyuan to the south.

Guo Tianmin inscribed the Zhenwu Temple in Changsha, Hunan.

First couplet: Five turns of mercury, seven turns of lead, nine turns of elixir, everything is clear, and there is a real person's secret in the furnace.

Second line: One part house, two parts bamboo, three parts water, spotless, a small cave in the south of Shu.

Li Huichuan inscribed the title of Xuyong Zao Temple in Sichuan.

Zhaitang couplet:

First couplet: The world is hidden in a grain of rice.

Second line: Everything is boiling in half the pot.