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Headphone joke. Funny joke. Seek the original text.

Playing stereo is finally playing strength! Is it? ! I think that's too naive, so I want to shout loudly here: playing stereo is actually playing the power grid in the end! This step is a bit of a realm! I have a little experience in this field and report it to you.

1) I think thermal power is more powerful and the sound is warmer. The sound background of hydropower is cold, but its analytical power is high. In hydropower, Gezhouba has the best electric timbre. Among the thermal power plants, Beilun Power Plant has the best electrical sound quality, because the proportion of burning anthracite is the highest.

2) For the same set of equipment, the timbre feels a little cold from 8 pm to 10, and the sound is obviously warmer after 1 1. Later, it was found that the peak electricity used hydropower from other provinces, and the low electricity was mainly local thermal power, which was irrefutable evidence!

3) The electrical layering of wind power is very poor.

Hearing is blurred. Drivers who can listen to food in a major and b minor. Sound stage obviously contracted, and the violin department was mixed together.

4) The timbre of a single wind turbine below 500w is thin. Whether electricity is three-phase or two-phase has little to do with timbre, but the key is balance. Three-phase broadcasting is obviously more stable than two-phase symphony! Nuclear power is suitable for movies like Terminator. But unfortunately, water, fire, wind and nuclear power are all on the national grid.

So whatever sound is played is a mixed theory.

5) A burning friend moved from Shanghai to Guangzhou for this reason, and his voice was much better. Because the southern power grid is dominated by Daya Bay nuclear power and Guangdong-Guangxi hydropower. The voice is strong and clear.

Recently, Tianshui, an independent and not connected to the grid, will transform its sound system, but the research report was opposed by India.

6) Solar power generation

What is the difference? The sound tends to be warm, not cold, but a little thin.

7) Not long ago, a friend of mine, the most senior earphone enthusiast in China, auditioned for the Iron Triangle AT-HA25D earphone (invisible advertisement) with the AD2000 earphone one day, and suddenly took off the earphone and said, "I can't listen to it today, the water level of the hydropower station must have risen again", which made other friends present dumbfounded! The next day, it was reported that flash floods broke out and the water level in the reservoir of Xiaofengman Hydropower Station soared, reaching the highest level since 1953! You know, only 1% of the power in Liaoning power grid comes from Xiaofengman!