Urgently looking for funny animation COS scripts

Some of them seem very funny

I will post them together

Naruto (European fairy tale version)

In a long time A long time ago, there was a beautiful country called "Konoha Country". One day, the queen of Konoha Kingdom, the net player, will hold a grand son-in-law banquet for her daughter, Princess Sakura. On the afternoon of the dinner party, Orochimaru, the king of the Land of Sound, called his three beautiful sons to his side...

Orochimaru: You three stinky ones. Come here, kid!

Kabuto & Sasuke & Kimimaro: What else is going on? ! (Impatient)

Orochimaru: Princess Sakura is holding a son-in-law banquet tonight. Go dress up and get ready to go!

Sasuke: What does Princess Sakura’s son-in-law party have to do with us? Does a handsome guy like me, a national treasure, still worry about not having a woman by his side?

Kabuto & Kimimaro: 94~~94~~ (nods ING)

Orochimaru: (sigh) You don’t know something... In fact, Konoha has always The country relies on its own strength to oppress small neighboring countries like us. This has been especially serious in the past two years. If it weren't for the assistance from the Kingdom of Sand, we would have run out of food! SO, we should quickly find a better *shan, intermarriage is the fastest way! !

Sasuke: Since we have foreign aid, what are we still worried about?

Orochimaru: Do you think people will help you in vain? Princess Temari of the Land of Sand has taken a liking to you! I asked you to be her husband-in-law, but I refused. SO, the help is gone!

Sa, Kabuto, Jun: (sweat)...

Kimimaro: If you want us to attend a son-in-law banquet, that's not the same thing!

Orochimaru: Is your last name stupid? ! Isn't Konoha better than the Land of Sand where "there are sandstorms 360 days out of 365 days a year"?

Kabuto: 94~~94~~If the country of sand had not been rich in oil resources, it would have been difficult to even eat a vegetable due to its barren desert environment~~

Orochimaru: Well said! He is indeed my most respected eldest son! Sure enough, he is half as strong as me!

Kabuto: Hahaha~~Of course! ~~

Sasuke: (sweat) The existence of these two guys who bring disaster to the country and the people is the root of our country’s downfall~~~

Orochimaru: (put away his smile and glared at Sasuke )What did you say?

Sasuke: No! nothing! (sweat)

Orochimaru: It’s okay! Although I'm usually gentle and kind, I can be very scary when I'm angry! ! snort! Anyway, if you don’t want to go hungry, just go to the banquet obediently!

In order not to be hungry, Sasuke had to go to the banquet very reluctantly——

During the banquet, Sasuke saw his two brothers standing furtively. At the dining table——

Sasuke: What are you doing?

Kimimaro: (with an aggrieved look) My brother and I lost in the guessing game, so I have to be treated as a "container"~~

Sasuke: Container! ?

Kabuto: Oh, it’s a food container! We're going to bring some snacks back for tomorrow's breakfast. (Continues to stuff snacks into Kimimaro’s clothes)

Kimimaro: That’s right! The snacks here are delicious~~

Sasuke: You guys! How could you do such a thing? It’s so substandard!

Kimimaro: So what does it mean to be good?

Sasuke: You should... (pull out a plastic bag from behind) It's more hygienic to put food in the bag!

Kabuto, Kimimaro: (sweat)...

Sasuke: What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy? Hurry up and pack it up! Seriously, don’t forget to bring a bag when you go out at night!

While Sasuke and others were packing their bags seriously, Princess Sakura came over quickly.

Sakura: (Looking back while walking) Disgusting! I told you not to follow others!

Xiao Li: (Following Sakura) Princess Sakura! Please believe that I am definitely your loyal FANS. Everyone on earth knows my love for you!

Sakura: Oh? Yeah? I don't know! According to you, I am ET?

Xiao Li: No! That's not what I meant! Please listen to my explanation!

Sakura: I won’t listen! I hate it, don’t follow me!

Sakura covered her ears and ran forward, and accidentally bumped into Sasuke who was busy packing. The two fell to the ground...

Sakura: Who doesn't have eyes? ? How dare you bump into this princess!

Sakura quickly got up from the ground and grabbed Sasuke's collar. Then Sakura saw Sasuke's handsome face and couldn't help being fascinated.

Sasuke: (finding Sakura staring at him, he greeted Sakura uncomfortably) Hi~~~

Sakura: (after taking N deep breaths, he suddenly pounces on Sasuke) Handsome guy!

Sasuke: Wow! Help~~It’s indecent!

Xiao Li: Ah! Damn you guy, how dare you molest Princess Sakura!

Kabuto: Smelly woman! Let go of my brother!

With the brave fighting of Kabuto and Xiao Li, Sakura and Sasuke finally separated~~~

Xiao Li: (pulling Sakura aside) Princess, are you okay? ?

Sakura: I hate it! Don't hold me back! (Shakes away from Li and runs towards Sasuke)

Sasuke: Wow! She's coming over again~~What should I do? !

Kabuto bent down and took off one of Sasuke's shoes and handed it to Sasuke...

Sasuke: What are you doing? !

Kabuto: Hit her with this! If you don't crush her to death, smoke her to death!

Sasuke: What a great idea! I'll smash it!

Sakura was hit by the shoe thrown by Sasuke and fell to the ground~~ Sasuke and others took the opportunity to escape, and Xiao Li stepped forward to help Sakura up.

Xiao Li: Princess, are you okay? That damn guy dared to attack Princess Sakura with biological and chemical weapons!

Sakura: (Picks up Sasuke's shoe and holds it tightly in his hand) Does he want me to use only one shoe to find him in the huge crowd? ! What a romantic love game~~~ Handsome guy, I’m going to find you right now! !

So, Sakura took the shoes and began to search for Sasuke all over the world. When she finally found the Kingdom of Sound where Sasuke lived, Princess Temari of the Kingdom of Sand had arrived first and proposed marriage to Sasuke again~~~

Sakura: Why do you want to rob Sasuke from me? ? Sasuke loves me! look! He even gave me love tokens! (Take out Sasuke's shoes)

Temari: Hahaha~~joke! Isn't it just shoes? Let me tell you, most of the expenses of the Kingdom of Sound in recent years have been supported by the Kingdom of Sand. Sasuke is my adopted son-in-law after all~~~

Sakura: You! ~~~~

"Okay, okay!" Orochimaru, who had been left alone, finally spoke——

Orochimaru: Thanks to the two of you for your love for the dog, How can marriage be considered a trivial matter?

Sakura, Temari: What do you think, Your Majesty?

Orochimaru: I have a mountain villa. Why don't you and I go on vacation together? Firstly, you can relax your body and mind, and secondly, you can cultivate your relationship so that you can make the best choice. I don't know. How's the imagery?

Sakura, Temari: OK!

In the mountains, Sakura faced Orochimaru's villa and couldn't help but ask——

Sakura: Huh? Why does this villa look so much like a public toilet?

Xiao Li: (appears suddenly) Correct! This turned out to be a public toilet.

Sakura: Wow~~ It’s you again! Who are you? How did you know this was actually a public toilet?

Xiao Li: Back to the princess, I am the richest man in Konoha Kingdom - the beloved son of Akai, the beautiful green beast - Rock Lee! In order to ensure your safety, I conducted an investigation on this villa in advance: this is the largest public toilet with the most beautiful environment and the most complete facilities in this tourist area. Due to the economic depression in the Country of Sound, after the tourist area was closed, Orochimaru It was converted into a private villa.

Sasuke: Shut up! (Blushing)

Sakura: (sweating) Okay, Xiao Li, you can go back, don’t disturb me here.

Xiao Li: No, princess, I want to stay to protect your safety!

Sakura: (angry) Who allowed you to stay? ! Go quickly!

Xiao Li: (sigh) Okay~~Then I will leave temporarily. If you have anything, you can call my mobile phone. The number is 13543838438. (Turns to Sasuke) Don't you dare touch the princess, or I'll incite you!

Sasuke: Humph! Don't worry, even if you don't believe in my personality, you still have to believe in my taste!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun~~How could you... (tears)

After the three of them moved into the villa, Sasuke went out early and came back late every day, deliberately avoiding Sakura. and Temari.

Temari: Damn it, it’s because of this ugly monster here that Sasuke runs out all day long. It seems that I have to find a way to get her away so that Sasuke and I can enjoy our world together...

The next day——

Temari: Sister Sakura, your hair So beautiful!

Sakura: Where, where...it's just a little better than yours, sister!

Temari: (unhappily) I have a hair tie here. It would be a waste if I kept it, so I might as well give it to you! (Take out a hair tie)

Sakura: Yeah! What a beautiful headband! Thank you sister~~

Temari: Come on, let me tie it up for you!

Temari looked at Sakura who was intoxicated in front of the mirror and secretly said proudly: Humph! I'll let you look pretty for a while. That hair tie is filled with a lot of powerful hair remover. Just wait and you'll become bald! Sasuke is mine! (Khan, weird version of Snow White)

The next morning -

"Yeah" - the scream from Sakura's room broke the tranquility of the morning. Temari walked to Sakura's door with light steps, knocked on the door in a feigned panic and asked——

Temari: Sakura, what happened? Open the door quickly!

At this time, Sasuke, who was still sleepy and wearing foundation and white heart pajamas, holding a bear doll, also came to Sakura's door and asked lazily——

Sasuke : What happened? Why is it so noisy so early in the morning?

Temari: I don’t know! Why don't we knock on the door and go in to take a look!

Sasuke: It’s up to you to hit or not, but if you damage anything here, you’ll have to pay 10 times the compensation!

Temari: I will accompany you if you pay! (As long as Sasuke can see the bald Sakura, it doesn't matter how much you spend!)

Just as Temari was about to knock on the door, the door opened. When Sakura saw Sasuke outside the door, she quickly adjusted the forehead protector on her head and said to Sasuke with a smile——

Sakura: Sasuke-kun, what do you want to see me for so early?

Sasuke: (yawned) It’s nothing, I just want to tell you - your scream scared me!

After saying that, she turned around and left... Temari, who returned to the room, couldn't figure out why Sakura was safe and sound, so she decided to find out. Temari found Sakura sitting alone in the backyard under the shade of flowers by the wall, crying softly.

Temari: What’s wrong with you?

Sakura: Sister, I’ll give this hairband back to you. Thank you for your kindness, but I will never need it again (takes out the hairband and hands it to Temari).

Temari: Oh? Why?

Sakura: Because there is something wrong with my hair...

Sakura took off the forehead protector on her head and saw that all the hair where she originally wore the headband had fallen off. There is no trace left...

Sakura: Now I can only use a forehead protector that is wider than a hairband to cover up my ugliness~~~~

Temari comforted Sakura a few times, unintentionally. After that, Bian slipped back to his room.

Temari couldn't wait to ask the dressing mirror on the wall——

Temari: Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

Magic Mirror: ...I don’t know! It’s not you anyway!

Temari: (unhappily)...Is the ugliest woman here Sakura?

Magic Mirror: No, it’s you! (Do you know how scary your smile is now?)

Temari: (angry) Why! ? Sakura is already bald, is she still prettier than me?

Magic Mirror: Sakura used a forehead protector to cover the hair loss area, and it looks the same as before! But the smile on your face can scare people to death!

Temari: (very angry) Sakura, you forced me to do this. I didn’t want to be so cruel!

Temari took out a bottle of poison from her bag and laughed wildly——

Temari: This bottle of "1 to 1 to 1" is made of arsenic, red crane top, and poisonous rat. Strong, it is mixed in a ratio of 1:1:1. It is extremely poisonous and is guaranteed to kill everyone! Sakura, you should die!

Magic Mirror: (sweat) You are 100 times uglier now than before! ...

Temari couldn't wait to knock on Sakura's door, and said to Sakura with "concern"——

Temari: Sister Sakura, if you don't treat her in time, your Your hair will fall out!

Sakura: 555~~What should we do?

Temari: I have a bottle of special hair growth agent passed down from our ancestors, take it and use it!

Sakura: Thank you sister, you are such a good person!

Temari: You’re welcome. Take your medicine quickly. Good morning!

Knowing it was a trick, Sakura drank the whole bottle of medicine... Temari looked at Sakura who was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, and laughed wildly: "Sasuke is mine!" Suddenly a strong wind blew, and a young man in green came with the wind...

Xiao Li: (grabbed Temari by the collar) What did you feed Princess Sakura?

Temari: What does it have to do with you what I feed her? If you don’t let me go, I’m going to scream molestation~~~~

Xiao Li: You’re so cruel! (Looking at Sakura on the ground) It seems that she was poisoned. I can only suck out the poison for you, princess!

Xiao Li lifted up Xiao Ying who was on the ground and was about to kiss her when she saw Xiao Li trying to kiss her in a blur. She suddenly felt nauseated and vomited all the poison she had just drank. When he came out, he suddenly became more awake...

Sakura: Actually, you don't have to save me, just let me die~~An ugly monster like me has no right to live in this world!

Xiao Li: No, princess, you are the most beautiful girl in the world! I love you forever!

Sakura: Maybe it was before, but now that I am bald, do you still love me?

Xiao Li: In my heart, you are always the most beautiful. You were before, you are now, and you will be in the future! (vomit~~~)

Sakura: (touched) Is it true? Then will you marry me?

Xiao Li: I do! In fact, it's not a big deal to be a son-in-law.

Sakura: Okay, then let’s return home as soon as possible to hold the wedding! ! (So ??impatient)

So, Sakura and Xiao Li rushed back to Konoha without stopping. Seeing that her plan failed, Temari ran back in despair because she was afraid of being retaliated by Konoha. The country of sand.

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The next day——

At Sakura’s wedding banquet, the Orochimaru family ( Except for Sasuke) Miso rice comes again.

Kabuto & Kimimaro: (Looking at Orochimaru who is putting food in a plastic bag) Dad, what are you doing?

Orochimaru: Bring something back for Sasuke to eat! After you two have eaten, you have to think about your brother! Then again, that boy is serious. He said that Konoha is full of nymphomaniacs, and he is afraid of being taken advantage of. How can it be so scary...

Orochimaru, who was chatting away, didn't notice at all that he was beside him. Tsunade has been paying attention to him for a long time... Tsunade asked Shizune, the commander of the Guards beside her-

Tsunade: Who is the man packing food over there?

Shizune: Oh~~ He seems to be the king of the Kingdom of Sound—Orochimaru!

Tsunade: He is the king of the Kingdom of Sound! He was actually packing food!

So, Tsunade stepped forward and grabbed Orochimaru's hand.

Tsunade's move shocked Orochimaru...

Orochimaru: Ah~~ Madam, what can I do for you?

Tsunade: Are you Orochimaru?

Orochimaru: Yes..., how did you know?

Tsunade: A man like you is like a firefly in the dark, so eye-catching wherever he goes!

Orochimaru: So...so what?

Tsunade: You are packing food... Housekeeping men like you are rare in today's society! I just like men who can run a house!

Orochimaru: (sweat) Ah...you mean...

Tsunade: Marry me! I will definitely cherish you!

Orochimaru: What a joke! Why should I marry you! (Trying to break free, failed)

Tsunade: Today you can rely on me, and you can rely on me even if you don’t want to! You can't run away!

Orochimaru: (To Kabuto, Kimimaro) Are you two just standing there watching me being taken advantage of? They eat tofu without paying!

Tsunade: Pay! Of course you pay! I will support you forever!

Kabuto: Dad, just promise me! Sakura is already married, and Sasuke's marriage plan has failed. If you don't seize this opportunity, we will run out of food!

Kimimaro: I agree with my brother!

Orochimaru: You! You ungrateful bastards! You actually want your father to sell your sex to pay for your food and clothing. I have raised you for so many years in vain~~~5555~~Why is my life so miserable~~~~

Tsunade: Okay, that’s it It’s settled! Let's have the wedding now! (Another impatience)

Orochimaru: Yeah! Don't be so hasty! Wait for me to brew up my feelings...

From then on, the two families lived together, except for the occasional rumors that "the eldest prince Kabuto has an affair with the commander of the Guards Shizune" and "the second prince Kimima" "Lv was beaten by the drunken consort Xiao Li and suffered comminuted fractures all over his body" and "Princess Sakura empathizes with the third prince Sasuke", everyone's life is still happy!

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Sakura: Sasuke, I love you and I want to marry you!

Sasuke: My father and your mother are married, then we are brothers and sisters. Brothers and sisters cannot get married! (Smiling darkly)

Sakura: Oh~~Fate is really playing tricks on people, Sasuke! Sasuke! Why are you Sasuke?

Xiao Li: 555~~Xiao Ying, are you lying to me when you say you love me?

Sakura: I love you, but for the sake of Sasuke, who I love even more, you’d better go aside!

Xiao Li: 5555~~Why is it like this~~~

END

Characters:

The abbreviation of "Makicho Cao" "Cao"

Sojiro is referred to as "So"

Yumi is referred to as "Yu"

Kamatashi is referred to as "Kamat"

Shishio is referred to as " "Zhi"

Tai Gongwang is referred to as "Wang", a traveler in a certain time and space...

01 (Fuck): No matter what questions you ask us

02 ( Zong): We will solve it one by one

03 (Fuck): In order to prevent the audience from mistranslation

04 (Zong): In order to maintain the connotation of this play

05 (Fuck): Stick to the truth

06 (Zong): And the original commentary

07 (Together): The most charming supporting character

08 (Fuck): Sou Makimachi

09 (So): Soujiro

10 (Fuck): The two people in the explanation team that spans time and space are

11 ( Zong): Waiting for the golden trophy and the applause of the audience

(Position at this time: Zong is on the left, Cao is on the right)

Oh~~~~ha! (Imitation of Japanese Noh drama)

(Zong stepped off the stage from the left and stayed where he was. At the same time, Cao raised the sign: "Monkey year, horse month, dog sun, Hades", and read out the content of the sign at the same time, and then from the stage Coming off the right side, he also stayed on standby.

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(After Cao Cao finished reading the content of the sign, Yu and Zhi went up to the stage and pretended to enjoy the scenery. The man in black followed them closely with a drink in his hand, and slowly walked to the other side of the stage, for Sitting in preparation. Position at this time: Yu and Zhi are on the left side of the center. Zhi is holding a knife in his right hand, and the man in black is holding a tray with wine and wine utensils.)

Siming: ( Put down the sickle and kneel on one knee) I'm back. What you ordered has been done.

Zhi: Yeah.

(You pour the wine and hand the glass to Zhi)

By: Please use.

(Zhi drank a sip, held the wine glass, and reached out to Yumi. But his eyes were staring at Kamazume with lustful eyes.)

Yu: (Pouring the wine.)

Zhi: (Took a sip) Thank you for your hard work.

Sickle: How can it be so hard to do things for you? (Smiling face at the same time, note: My own.)

By: (Pretending to be affectionate)

Kaname: (Fisting, lowering head) I have something to say, and I hope I can discuss it with Master Shizhixiong in secret... ………

By: Mr. Zhizhixiong, it’s time, let’s change the dressing.

Zhi: (turns his back to Siam) Let’s talk about anything tomorrow.

Yu: (snorts, laughing at Sickle)

Sickle: (explodes) Wait! (Stand up, note: feet)

Zhi: (Tilting his head and saying to You) You go make tea first.

Yu: (Unwilling to be reconciled, he walked beside the sickle and said "hum" coldly, and stepped down from the right side)

(The man in black stepped down from the stage, followed by Yu You)

Zong: (Bring a soft cushion and a tea set to the stage, sit on the left side of the stage, tea set for two, drink tea, giggle)

(Everyone freezes, the brand comes on, and the last draft The same thing is done, people who have seen this COS should know that this is just a bunch of dialogue that is very funny)

Shit: I sell plastic bags~~~~~Special for vomiting~~~~~Plastic Bag~~~~~~~~ (and making a vomiting gesture)

(The quarrel and duel in the middle of page 3 of the original script have been moved up to this point)

(Everyone Freeze, Xiaoqiang comes on)

Wang: (comes on, pauses, pretends to be shocked, exaggerates) Hey, why are there mummies, a specialty of Egypt, in Hades? (very loud)

Yu, Kama: (glare in death)

Yu, Kama: (continue to perform the silent play - quarrel)

(Passenger A Holding up the sign, "Mute...")

Wang: Oh! (Talk to God) You have no conscience! What kind of world is this! Two beauties were quarreling over an old, ugly, disgusting mummy, alas! ! ! waste! ! !

Yu, Kama: (mad with anger) You said bad things about my noble Lord Shizhixiong, go to hell!

Yu: (Cong Zhi's hand is stronger than the Japanese sword)

Kama: (Swinging the sickle to get through the obstacle)

Zhi: Hey, hey! Not something a big cockroach can do.

You and Ma: (I was mad and didn’t hear it, but because I was not Wang’s opponent in a one-to-one contest, I said) Let’s join forces! (All in one voice)

(After a hard fight, about 5 seconds, I finally got the upper hand and wanted to run away. When Yu and Ma wanted to pursue me, they stopped.)

Zhi: Hello~~ well! ! (Seeing that Yu and Ma did not respond, they had to sit next to Zong and drink tea. The three of them were frozen during the fight)

Zhi: Why are they always so impulsive?

Zong: (laughing) I don’t know, maybe I ate the wrong thing?

Zhi: I always tell them not to pick up dirty things on the floor and eat them. Why don’t you listen every time!

Zong: (laughing) You haven’t paid my wages in 150 years, not even pocket money!

Zhi: Ha...ha...(sweat) The weather is so nice today, the sky is clear and blue (different topic)

Zong: (laughing) It seems like it’s going to rain...

(Thunder)

Zhi: (sweat) ha, (suddenly serious) the tea seems a bit strong

Zong: (suddenly stood up, serious, pause 1. For 2 seconds, he ran backstage holding the cushion, shouting) It’s raining, hurry up and put your clothes away~~~~

Zhi: (Lie down, get up) You can add music NO.1 (This is the music commonly used in Noh operas, probably "Oh~~~~~Kuola!" This piece of music has been cut out from Noh operas)

Man in Black: (Take it (Japanese sword) Stop fighting, we still have to tidy up. I am also considerate of the workers behind the scenes.

Man B in black: (taking the sickle) That’s it. You see, it’s better for Mr. Shizhixiong. If you make trouble again, we will ask for a salary increase.

Man in Black: Yes, raise your salary, raise your salary, we need a raise.

Zhi: (walking over) Who said he wanted a salary increase? Let him taste my red lotus wrist!

Men A and B in black: (said at the same time) Who is so unprofessional and shouts for a raise every day?

(Cao is passing by here)

Man in black: (pointing to Cao in the distance) She shouted!

Man in Black B: What, you want to escape, Master Zhizhixiong, we will chase him now! (Running into the background)

Zhi: (laughing) (standing between the two of them) They matched well just now!

You and Ma: (all in unison) No! (Shocked)

By: (all in unison) Because that cockroach said bad things about you, that’s why...

Kama: That’s right, that’s right!

Zhi: (laughing) Let’s live together peacefully like this in the future!

Yu, Kama: Okay! It’s whatever Mr. Shishio says! (Warm)

Fuck: (limps onto the stage) In this way, Master Zhizhixiong and his wives lived a happy life forever.

Sickle: Why do you want to be big!

You: I will marry Mr. Shizhixiong first!

Kama: But Shishio-sama likes me the most and loves me the most, right Shishio-sama?

By: What

Zhi: (wry smile)

Fuck: Correction, Master Shishio and his wives lived an interesting life forever. !

Zhi, You, and Ma: That’s not interesting!

Zhi: But it must be happy! (laughing)

Cao and Zong are half squatting, Zhi is in the middle, You and Lian are on one side of Zhi, standing behind Cao and Zong, men A and B in black fire cannons to celebrate! After posing, hand out candy, hand out candy, buy the audience, earn votes, win votes, learn from previous experience, bring more candy, bring more candy!

The script in this play is mainly about spatial separation, dividing a stage into several areas, and freezing the secondary areas (stopping action and sound) in order to highlight the main area.

The character is of course Genma Saotome, and is responsible for the script of Ranma 1/2, which is now sorted out and prepared for documentation.

Drama title: lt; Ranma 1/2 gt;

Characters: Genma Saotome (opportunity), Ranma's mother, Ranma Saotome, Kasumi Tendo (Ai Mo), Akane Tendo, Ukyo.

Plot: A little girl who cooks hard to eat Akane is the main plot, interspersed with other characters, five acts

Act 1: Ukyo's challenge

Characters: Akane Tendo, Ukyo

Ukyo enters, Akane enters .

Xiao Qian (shake the challenge letter in the back - the sesame cakes are the best): Is this a challenge letter for me?

Ukyo: Yes! I want to duel with you, Whoever loses will give up Ranma.

Akane: Okay! Compared to what!

Ukyo: Cooking.

Akane: Cooking? Still It’s so boring! Akane turned around and stepped off the stage,

Ukyo: Wait! Ukyo follows!

Characters: Akane Tendo, Kasumi Tendo

Enter Akane

Xiao Qian (entering the room angrily): I must make something delicious!

Xiao Xia enters

Xiao Xia: Xiao Qian is back! You are in the kitchen What are you busy with?

Xiaoqian: I want to make some snacks for Ranma.

Xiaoxia: Oh!

Xiaoqian (holding the recipe): Flour .

Xiaoxia: That’s washing powder,

Xiaoqian: Oops (blame Xiaoxia)! Salt

Xiaoxia: Why did you put MSG in it? ?

Xiaoqian: Oh (blame Xiaoxia)! Really, natural spices

Xiaoxia: That pepper noodles (the ellipsis is not typed)

Xiaoxia Qian: Oops (blaming Xiaoxia)! Ignore you! Turn around and step off the stage,

Xiaoxia: Wait! Follow Xiaoqian off the stage.

PS: Xiaoqian’s cooking moves!

Characters: Genma Saotome, Ranma Saotome, Akane Tendo,

Genma Saotome, Ranma Saotome

Genma: Ranma, you are hungry Let's go!

Ranma: Yes! Dad!

Genma: Find a place to eat!

Enter Akane, holding this food in your hand .

Xiao Qian: Ranma! This is the snack I made for you, you can try it! Shibo, please eat some too!

Ranma, Genma and his son looked at each other .

Genma: Ranma! Are you still hungry now?

Ranma (shaking his head): Not hungry!

Genma: Then let’s start now Let’s practice!

Ranma: OK!

Genma, Ranma turned around and ran away,

Xiao Akane: Hey! Just wait! Follow the end.

Characters: Genma Saotome, Ranma’s mother, Ranma Saotome,

Genma Saotome, Ranma Saotome

Ranma looked back at Akane Didn't catch up?

Ranma: Dad! It was really dangerous just now.

Genma: Yes! Akane’s food is so lethal! It’s possible that she poisoned him before he died fighting the monsters!

As soon as we get there Two steps: Genma looks from afar.

Genma: No! Ranma: Hide quickly

Genma and Ranma pretend to be poles and Jizo.

Ranma’s mother enters

Ranma’s mother: Huh? Just now! There is a figure who looks like Ranma! Ranma (raises the volume, looks around), gets off the stage

Genma and Ranma moved slowly, looking at the direction Ranma's mother was leaving.

Genma: Let's go! It's okay!

Ranma: Yeah!

Genma Ranma hadn’t taken a few steps when Ranma’s voice came from behind.

Ranma’s mother: Ranma! Wait!

Genma (push Ranma): Run! Turn around and do tiger landing. Ranma gets off

Ranma’s mother doesn’t care! Just chase Ranma down!

Act 5 : It’s not the end of the end!

Characters: Genma Saotome, Ranma’s mother, Ranma Saotome, Kasumi Tendo, Akane Tendo, Ukyo.

Genma, holding a cup of noodles , squatting down and just about to eat noodles, Ranma!

Ranma: Dad! Are you okay!

Genma: It’s okay! Where did you come from? Just now you Mom didn’t catch up with you!

Ranma: No! Look at the face!

Genma (Look at Ranma! Look at the face): Now we only have this cup of noodles !What should I do? Ranma, are you aware?

Ranma: Yes!

Genma: Okay! Then let’s solve it the way the men of the Saotome family do! Put the Cup Noodles Put it aside!

Genma and Ranma pose for a duel (Genma Kai Thousand Fist stance, Ranma ignores it)!

1 2 3 The two of them play guessing together

Genma lost and was beaten to the ground by Ranma. Ranma grabbed the noodles and squatted aside to eat!

After finishing the noodles, Ranma came over and saw that Genma was still lying on the ground. .

Ranma (shaking Genma): Dad? Genma didn’t move.

Ranma (shaking Genma hard, raising his voice): Dad? Genma He hasn’t moved yet.

Ranma (smiling evilly at the audience): Sure enough, he fell asleep! (Slaps Genma twice)

Genma (wakes up, takes a photo of Ranma) (hit on the head): Do you want to beat me to death?

Ranma (holding his head): Dad! It’s time for the curtain call!

Genma: Oh? It’s time for the curtain call. !(This is for everyone to join together!)

Stand in a row! Two classic postures! Bow and end! Finished!