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A common saying of the Four Thieves of National Treasure.
1, clear water, no fish, invincible!
2, yes, the battle ended by others!
Rebellious ministers and traitors:
1, Confucius said: there are only villains and women in the world, and it is difficult to feed them! ~
Thief's eyes:
1, hum! You can call me mean, but you can't call me a punk, let alone a little loser!
2. Can you call me handsome leader?
The fourth son of the four evil thieves: "eyebrow rat eye thief"
Character prototype: sugarcane
Known as the "Caribbean Mountain Thief". He always thought that Jelly College had many peerless martial arts secrets. So "sneaking around" stealing things at night and making a lot of jokes. Finally, I went through a lot of hardships and brought the secret book "Sunflower Collection" back to the mountains, only to find that it was originally an agricultural book to teach people sunflower.
The third of the four evil thieves: "recognize the thief as the father"
Character prototype: slender sugarcane
Everyone is indignant at disturbing social order outside. Xiaoguo Lu tried his best to get evidence through undercover, and then brought the "father of thieves" to justice together with Liu Xiang in Orange and Snow in Pineapple. (Trick: Lightness floats on the water)
The second son of the Four Evil Thieves: "Rebellion"
Character prototype: romantic sugarcane
He is a senior official in the capital. He bribed the examiner in the quadrennial national civil and military champion exam and wanted to become the new civil and military champion. Who knows that the plot was discovered by the Jelly Three Musketeers, and the two sides launched various contests. Finally, Xiaoguo Lu won the national champion in civil and military affairs, and the "thieves and robbers" hated the Jelly Three Musketeers from then on.
The eldest of the four evil thieves: world without thieves.
Character prototype: purple sugarcane
He is a great pirate at sea. He led other pirates to rob fishing boats at sea. With their wisdom, the Jelly Three Musketeers not only destroyed pirate ships, but also "influenced" other pirates-pirates became diligent ordinary fishermen.
Finally, the four thieves became angry from embarrassment and gathered together, vowing to eradicate the Three Musketeers of Jelly. And they have a bigger conspiracy, that is, selling the border map of the country in exchange for a huge reward from the enemy. For the sake of national security, the Jelly Three Musketeers certainly stepped forward and fought against the four evil thieves many times. From shanzhai to Beijing, and from Beijing to the frontier, the last three finally defeated the four evil thieves and became national heroes.
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