A word mocking single dog.

1. You can get up from both sides in the morning.

I changed 10086 to my boyfriend, so I can always feel the concern from my boyfriend.

A person who eats hot and sour powder accidentally gets it in his eyes and doesn't dare to go away, for fear that the waiter will close the table, so he can only finish it in tears. ...

I have been thinking about whether to change my personality orientation and try it.

The person who marries me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you.

6. Let's call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!

7. Tanabata, what's the big deal? Can we still be together next year? !

8. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering being a dog or being my boyfriend?

9. Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

10. Waiter, don't close the plate. I'm going to the bathroom!

1 1. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

12. The second cup was half price, but no one came.

13. It doesn't matter, you're not fighting alone. When you are lonely, please remember that there is Qian Qian's single dog behind you!

14. The girl touched me on the bus, and I even thought about where our children are studying!

15. The wife will be angry and the wife is still inflating. ...

16. I won't be melodramatic with you, nor will I show love and brotherhood on Tanabata! May all lovers be brothers!

17. What festival is Qixi? Will there be a holiday?