Do you have any funnier jokes?

1. What the hell is this? Add a little bit of gravy and it’ll be shit!

3. The eyes of beasts (people) are sharp

5. His farts can turn white pants into chrysanthemums

9. If their family members don’t pick up things when they go out, they will throw them away

10. When a dung truck passes in front of their house, they have to go out to taste the saltiness

12 It doesn’t cost electricity if you speak louder!

14 Crosstalk is great! Criticize the ugliness and promote righteousness.

The traditional cross talk left by Mr. 15 totals more than a thousand segments. After our actors’ continuous efforts over the years, there are still more than 400 segments left. There are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be mentioned, and there are 100 paragraphs that conflict with building a harmonious society.

6 There is a child in our neighborhood who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, including English, Japanese, Korean, South Slavic, North Slavic, West Slavic... Anyway, he can sit with the Eight-Power Allied Forces and yell at each other. Not the same!

The 17-year-old’s house is riddled with holes. If it rains, it will kill him: it rains lightly outside and it rains heavily in the house. It rains heavily outside. Sometimes the rain is so heavy that the whole family goes to the streets. Went to take shelter from the rain.

8 If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you.

9 Everyone is willing to listen, willing to listen, or willing to listen. I will never force it.

10 This guy robbed the bank and drove up the North Third Ring Road. It’s half past five in the afternoon! When pol.ice arrived, there was a huge traffic jam on the road.

11 Your shameless look is very much like my charm back then.

12 Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

13 Guo Degang: Brother Di, I hope that the world will be peaceful, that the people of the world will live and work in peace and contentment, that the country will be peaceful and the people will be safe, and that there will be no war. Is that okay, eh?

God thought for a while, this is difficult, let’s tell the truth, I am not that capable, really, brother, I am not refuting your face, and I won’t tell you anything else, you Can I change it to the same one? Let's discuss something else.

I brought a photo of someone else with me. Brother Di, look at this. This is my senior brother. His name is Yu Qian. He is quite cold-looking and cannot be a good partner. You Make him pretty.

God: (Thinking about it) Let’s talk about world peace (tear up the photo)

Guo Degang: Hey, why did you tear up the photo? You may disagree or disagree, why did you tear it up? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!

14 The family is rich and drives a Cadillac with 13 doors. As soon as you hear the sound, you can tell that it is a good machine, imported from Germany, "chu tu tu tu tu", oh, Sanbengzi. As soon as you start driving, half of the city of Beijing will be filled with black smoke, and the traffic police will shout directly at you: "Elder Sun, please stop your magic."

15 From now on, I will never eat lobster without cake. .

16 Hand grenades are expensive. If they were six for one dollar, I would have thrown you a hundred dollars first. If the law had not been ignored, I would have beaten you to death!

17 This young man looks like an actor with his face covered...

18 Okay! This plane is just like Daihatsu, and it also has a swing glass! ... Dafa and Xiali don't give me any reimbursement... There is no Dafa in Tianjin, so they all went to the United States... I flew to the United States for half a year and refueled with more than 40,000 yuan in gas. .

19 Guo: What should I do? I'm too rich. I don’t know how I spent it.

Why? ! Yu Qian, how about I support you?

Yu: Guarantee me? !

Guo: Ah... no... no matter how rich we are, we still have to choose our looks!

20 The birthday boy: Jade Emperor!~Something happened.

The Jade Emperor: What’s wrong, the birthday girl?

The birthday boy: Do you have a hammer and nails? Lend me a favor. My sika deer chewed up the railing.

Jade Emperor: Birthday star, what can I say to you? It doesn’t matter if you ride the deer, you have to feed it!~

23 It’s cold and I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I unzipped the buttons and put them in my pocket.

25 - Wenshun, what did you get?

――I didn’t tell you that I brought boiled eggs.

——Give it to me.

――No... Guess how many.

——I guess you give me one.

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26 ——It’s a denture

——Throw it away quickly.

——Don’t throw it away, what a pity.

――What?

——Tie a small stick on it and use it as an itch scratcher.

27 "The story I told today is not far from now. If you have elderly people at home, you can go back and ask - it was during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period..."

28 Flight 9014, The flight from Daxizhimen to Daxinghuangcun costs 5 yuan. Please board the plane. You said how interesting this is. The flight attendant stood there and shouted, "Come on, get on, get on, there's a big seat, there's a big seat." Guarantee you a big seat!

29 When so-and-so was born, his father fell ill. After returning home, his mother had the most difficult time. Here is the husband, here is the child, both have to be taken care of. Feed this child with milk, feed that child with medicine, feed him with milk, and give him medicine. Give me medicine, give me milk. His father is very strong, and the child took the wrong medicine. .

31 Those who abide by the law are depressed in the morning, strong beams sing songs night after night, they ride on mules to benefit themselves at the expense of others, they are upright and fair and starve. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do anything either!

32 "There was bright moonlight in front of my bed. I suspected it was frost on the ground. I looked up at the bright moon. (Pop! Knock on the wood) My name is Guo Degang. There are many people here. I am very happy. Thank you all for your support. Come. Don’t leave until later. Let’s go to eat. It’s 20 to listen to the cross talk, and 16,000 more if you laugh.”

34. Yu Qian: One tooth left. His teeth were stuffed

Guo Degang: He got a hole in his eye after eating lotus root!

35 "I am a rich man. I was the only one who drove here backstage today, and they all came on foot. Those old gentlemen in Tianjin left on Tuesday. But my car Ah, something has been wrong recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty, but after checking, I found out that the pedal fell off..."

40 How can I tell you? How would you describe his appearance? Have you ever seen roasted sweet potatoes? They were freshly roasted. They were too hot to hold in your hands. I accidentally lost my grip and dropped them on the ground. Over there, a kid ran up wearing spiked shoes and stepped on the sweet potatoes. . . His face looks like a piece of sweet potato. (Praise: His appearance can tell a story)

42 You are very vulgar - but I like it.

45 I want to commit suicide and plan to jump off the building. I have done research on jumping off the building. The 2nd floor is different from the 20th floor. The 2nd floor is "pop" and "ah", and the 20th floor is "ah~~~~" "Pa"

46. Upon hearing the news of your father's death, the neighbors burst into tears: "Such a good man died too late!"

47. At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night At that time, the two gentlemen went out on the street naked, but Li Jing still wore glasses - if she also wore a mask, it would be considered a three-point style.

48. The two nurses who came down were so beautiful: they were 1.7 meters tall, with sideburns and beards, and a palm wide enough to protect their heart hair.

49. Yu Qian’s father——Mr. Wang.

50. Li Jing has a cousin who can tiptoe under the Charlie in high heels. She looks so shabby. Her photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception.

51. Which B-society person have you seen with a tattoo of Crayon Shin-chan?

53. "Single Sword Club" Everyone knows that Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan were sworn brothers. The three brothers kowtowed to the ground like brothers, and then the three brothers protected Monk Tang and went to Xitian to obtain Buddhist scriptures. There is this story in "A Dream of Red Mansions".

55. We all drove back to Beijing. Teacher Yu had a higher status than us. He saw us driving and looked down on us, so he rode his bicycle back.

54. The old man has been sweating these past few days, and his armpits smell like cumin.

57. Beat the monk after you finish reciting the sutra.

58. Guo Degang: Invite the lay people from the lay community to write a curse for your father.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Guo Degang: Can ordinary people invite you? People from Jushilin are here, people from Gongdelin are here, people from Qishilin are here, McDonald's is here, and people from Quanjude are here.

59. Guo Degang: Seeing your father like this makes me feel bad. I grew up with the old man, and the one who grew up in front of me watched me grow up. Now that he is so ill, how can I feel in my heart?

Yu Qian: That’s right.

Guo Degang: Alas... (pointing) Old man, you...you also have today.

60. Guo Degang: There was a corpse dismemberment case. The body was dismembered and cut into eight pieces. It was too horrible to watch. The police detective asked Yu Qian: "What do you think this is?" Yu Qian thought for a while and said, "I think this is suicide."

61. There are three big characters "Tongguan" written on the tower.

62. You have never seen my wife, she is beautiful! Tall, with a big face, heavy eyebrows, big dark eyes. She has no beard. If she had a beard, she would be like Zhang Fei.

This aircraft 64 is also diesel powered.

The white guy in the 66 White House - freshly painted.

67 There were about twenty people standing at the door of the White House, some men and some women, and their bags were all ready - reporters! I have to be careful what I say, so as not to let them take advantage of me and embarrass the Chinese people. Going downstairs, this group of people came over: "Master, do you want to sell?" "Sellers!" What do you think the White House Cultural Affairs Bureau does for food?

There is a rockery inside the White House, with a banner underneath: Family planning is everyone’s responsibility.

69 If two people are dependent on each other, how can they care about pork and pork?

70 Tieling is still several stops away from the United States!

72 If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help.

The 73 girl turned her head and gathered her four hairs.

75 was walking, hey, a question mark appeared in front of him, Liu Bei jumped "唔楔奕楽楽"", ah, a mushroom appeared and he ate the mushroom. Liu Bei grew taller. Still. Walking forward, there was another one. With a question mark, a flower came out. After eating the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand and said, "Dudududududu" He can shoot bullets! Here comes the bastard with wings. Now...

You know how much I eat, and I don’t like roast duck, so after eating four of them I couldn’t eat anymore, so I said: I really can’t eat it, I’ll wait for a while I still have to eat when I get home.

77 Oh my god, it’s so exciting. My heart is about to turn inside out.

81 Turns out he can talk, I thought he was blind.

82 Guo Degang: "Your grandma told your mother: 'Jinlian, you have to leave.'

Yu Qian: "Ah. "

Guo Degang: "I didn't say your grandfather's surname was Pan.

83 A few inhuman gangsters took advantage of the moonlight to insult Li Qing's cousin. As soon as the moon came out, several gangsters surrendered.

84 When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know. When we do bad things, they always let the ghosts and gods not know. We are too embarrassed for the ghosts.

85 I like to play the flute. I told my wife that I will die. When I died, I buried the flute with me. I like the erhu. I told my wife that when I died, I buried the erhu with me. Recently, I fell in love with chimes... My wife said: It is so easy to destroy the country. Come out, don’t bury them

86 Guo Degang: I want to steal two of the terracotta warriors and horses, cover Yu Qian and his father with mud and leave them there, then clean the terracotta warriors and horses and write on them eight honors and eight disgraces and take them to the Pan family Sold

Eat 87 flatbread rolls and steamed buns with rice. International celebrities eat fried liver in the morning, stew and roast them at noon, and stew yeast in the evening

Yu Qian: This international celebrity also It's so shameful

88 tore open his clothes and slapped his heart hair wide. There were two hairtail fish tattooed on this area.

89 Guo Degang: Are there many mummies? ..... Hey, Yu Qian, just take your time. How about I wrap you in a white cloth and lie there?

Yu Qian: No. Have you forgotten, my father and I were standing there at the Terracotta Warriors and Horses?

Guo Degang: .............Why does your cross talk look like a TV series?

90: King: Is this a monster paid tribute by the Fan Gang?

91: Guo: "Tell me, there are two Japanese people living in our community. They are both quite tall."

Yu: "How tall" Guo: "Male The man is 1.4 meters tall and the woman is 1.2 meters tall."

Yu: "This is still tall."

Guo: "Hey, there is something wrong with you. It’s considered high in Japan.”

92: Mr. Zhou, when he was three or four years old, he was playing in the backyard of his home. Suddenly, an immortal flew from the sky on clouds. , fell in front of him, and he was very puzzled: "What kind of bird is this? This is, ah!"

The god was very unhappy: "Stop messing around! This kid, is so annoying to the god You have to be very respectful, you know? Or I will slap you, you know?"

The child was frightened: "The gangster on the street is threatening me like this. What do you want me to give you? You stole my father's money."

The god said, "You're talking nonsense! There's something else going on this time."

95: "Water Margin" As everyone knows, this is a classic literary masterpiece adapted from a TV series

96: It rained twice this week, one for three days and one for four days

97: My friend said He helped me print counterfeit money, I gave him 50~~ He gave me 1 quick counterfeit money, I suspected he lied to me

99: Girl, give me a smile, if you don’t smile, then he will give you a smile .

101: The old father is lying on the bed. You are a filial son. When you see the old father like this, you rub him and run to the bed. You see that the old man is not right at this time. He is making trouble. What's the matter? I wanted to say something, but I couldn't say it, so I asked for a pen. I brought a pen and paper and wrote a few words on the paper with trembling words, "Get out! You stepped on my oxygen tube."

102: Guo Degang : A director approached me and asked me to shoot a nude scene. My beautiful butt was completely gone. When I came back, I was crying like Liu Bei: I was naked and acted in the river with more than 20 old men. Floating corpse, I froze to death.

The next day he came to me again and said that there was a kissing scene and I couldn’t do it without it, so we would go there again and cry like Liu Bei when we came back. : The kiss was a kiss with a hippopotamus. The hippopotamus’ mouth was so big that it covered my head.

Later, he came to me and told me that there was a bed scene where my beautiful butt was so wet. . When I came back, I cried like Liu Bei: The bed scene was in bed, and I had to have sex to play cotton on the bed. I almost fainted.

103: "I opened the letter and read: "My child, it has been a year since you left home in the blink of an eye. Today, after being reminded by my neighbor, I remembered that I still have a child like you. Our family has moved. Guess where? ... Come back quickly, we are waiting for you! "(Crying) Where can I find you?"

104: You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you will live until death.

105: His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold... This grandson is freezing!

107: "When I saw your dad, I shed tears. The old man is over seventy, and his son has not been home for so many days. The old man is anxious. Can you not be anxious? He is eating hot pot at home at this time. Look at your father. This spicy pot, mandarin duck pot, more than twenty plates of meat, more than forty dishes,

As soon as I walked in, old man, what is that, Yu Qian, Yu Qian, you know,

Yu Qian ?Who,

Yu Qian, your son, he is dead,

What?! Yu Qian~~My son~~is dead~~~You, you, you put that Pass me the shrimp"

111: This guy is the worst! He killed his father at the age of 13, pushed his mother into the river at the age of 15, and killed his entire family at the age of 17! After looking at her for less than 5 minutes, tears came down - "Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding..."

112: That's your dad, I'm talking about your father!

116: Buy a PHS phone and beat the person to death. Beat the one who curses first and then the one who apologizes.

Look at the buying orders, buy one genuine one, buy one pirated one, fast forward one and rewind one.

Buy a washing machine with two tubs, one for rice and one for noodles.

118: How are you? -Why is it you?

How old are you? -Why is it always you?

119: Old man, please be civilized!

120: -I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?

-What's the bad news?

-We're lost, and we'll probably have to live on cow dung from now on.

-What's the good news?

-There is plenty of cow dung!

-Bang! ! !

121: If I were a star in the sky, you would be the sun; if I were insulin, you would have high blood sugar; I am the Pleasant Goat, and you are the Big Big Wolf; I am "Apple" and you are "Lust, Caution" ;I am Guangyuan's Orange, you are Sanlu's milk powder; I am Edison Chen...

122: Something happened at Yu Qian's family these days.

(Lowers head) Their family~~The old man is gone! Hey, wasn't it just a few days ago? He was hanged in the United States on December 30, 2006~~~

Yu Qian: "Wait a minute, that's Saddam, that's not my father."

123: A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good soldier!

124: Guo Degang: Are you strong enough to press (ya)?

Yu Qian: Why do you curse?

Guo Degang: This is in Shanghai. How can anyone understand this?

125: Guo Degang: I envy you!

Yu Qian: What are you envious of?

Guo Degang: Do you know me at such a young age? !

127: As soon as I enter the house, drink! Look at this old lady with fair hair and childish face, so energetic! I am sitting cross-legged on the Kang, holding this book "Jin Ping Mei" in my hand...

128: There is a child who has been very close to his master since he was a child. This master is full of bad ideas. One day I taught my children and said: Boy, when you go home and see people’s families, don’t say anything else, just say to them, “I know the truth of the matter!” I’m sure it will benefit you. The kid learned. As soon as I saw his mother when I got home, I stepped forward and said: I know the truth of the matter. His mother's face turned pale when she heard this, and she quickly took out fifty yuan and gave it to the child, telling him: Baby, don't tell your dad, mom, just give her fifty yuan and take the flowers." After a while, she saw him again. He said again: I know the truth of the matter! After hearing this, his father took out two hundred and put it in the child's hand. He also told the child: Don't tell your mother! This child wants to get rich now! I've found a way to get rich. Everyone told me that I knew the truth. But one day when I saw the mail delivery person in front of their house, the boy came up and said, "I know the truth of the matter." When I heard it, I cried and said: My good son, daddy gives me a hug!”

129A: Do you know why the Great Wall was built

B: Qin Shihuang originally built it to resist the Huns

A: No

B : That’s why

A: He built the Great Wall to commemorate those who died while building the Great Wall

B: Isn’t this enough to fill your stomach?

4: I was so angry that I scolded him severely: I’ll get out of here. (You can’t speak in a hurry)

5: Your monthly salary is less than 1,500 yuan, so you can’t even think about supporting a female star.

6. Many heroic figures flashed before my eyes, including Ximen officials and Mr. Chen (Edison Chen) who loves photography.

7: Hello, my name is Guo Degang. Guess what my name is?

8: Kong Shengren once said: Pigs will lose all the good cabbage

9: Find a Go performing artist to perform for us

10: Everyone is familiar with the game of Go. The knight moves the sun, the elephant moves the field, and the army commander, eh, eh, what the heck...

11: My dad was anxious and rolled up his sleeves: I'll fight with you

13: My sister-in-law has prostate discomfort

14: I belong to B. Society will do things for you as long as you give money, smash people's windows, and throw shit. However, you have to pay extra for throwing away feces. It feels different if you want to turn around and catch the feces (Yu Qian: Your B society is really dirty)

15: I pushed the door open and went in: I will collect protection on a monthly basis from now on. fee. "Go out and see where this (police station) is", I broke out in a cold sweat. (Yu Qian: It’s good enough that they let you out)

16; My fence is big, 20 miles on one side, the same length on all four sides, a big rectangle.

17: I am from society B, please take pity on me

18: I stopped the woman walking on the road and was about to rob her. When I asked, I found out that she was a laid-off female worker. The more she said, The more pitiful she was, the more I gave her five yuan in the end

19: It was a very difficult move, three and a half three months and two days backwards

20: Where Just lie down wherever you fall

21: I especially hope that everyone will help me. If you give me some love, I will return your love

22: I am not afraid of difficulties. There is no word difficulty in my dictionary. . . . . I don't have a dictionary. . . There is no word in my dictionary

23: She picked up her slippers and hit me. Oh, you took me for a bush.

25: The medicinal wine my grandfather made was very good. My second uncle drank it and died. Later, the forensic autopsy report came and said that the formula of the medicinal wine and arsenic was the same.

26: We have a lot of antiques in our house, including my uncle’s slippers, my grandma’s kimchi, and my grandpa’s ashes

27: I bought a few paintings by Tang Bohu, including beautiful landscapes. , Fuwa, a set of five...

28: I bought Wang Xizhi’s handwritten large characters: One World, One Dream.

29: I eat some. , I deceived my stomach: You are full, you are full...

30: Don’t think that everyone with tattoos is a bad person. Yue Fei also has a tattoo, with four big characters tattooed on his back: Arrive This trip

31: Tower climbing competition, there are first, second and third prizes, the first prize is 50,000, the second prize is 70,000...

32: My Watches are always expensive, the original price is 350,000, and the discount is 420...

33: I was only 400 points away from going to Peking University

13. I follow the Chinese cross talk circle There is an agreement, I am responsible for making fun of it. They are responsible for taste.

14. Oh, why are you here? I thought you were a prop.

18. Don’t call me vulgar. Three vulgarities are what I use to curse people.

21. Take off your clothes and I know what nationality you are from

24. Second aunt rubs my backbone

31. People cannot fight against human nature ~

32. "If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me a long time ago"

38. You are so damn Yu Qian

43. What can you tell the difference? Is it a director, what is a gangster? Can you tell the difference between an actress and a prostitute? Can you tell the difference between a killer and a doctor?

47. People are divided into three, six or nine grades, and meat is divided into three layers.

53. If I don’t harm others, I just contribute to society

56. I built a chimney of more than 70 meters without giving me any money. Later I found out that I had taken down the drawings. , people want to dig a well

59. Skynet is huge, fat but not greasy

70. I used to take off my swimsuit and see my butt, but now I take off my butt and see the swimsuit

72 .You are...Donkey Qian

73. His eyes turned digital as soon as he saw the ladies

77. Yu Qian said: My father is not a crosstalk person.

Guo Degang said: Your father listens to cross talk.

79. I planted this tree and drove this road. If you want to pass by, take off your pants.

After a fierce fight, the gangster was stripped naked by the female director

81. Teacher Tai, just follow my father's example

83. I can pick the lock if I give you a noodle. You pried open the lock of the entire corridor with a pack of instant noodles

85. Thank God for giving me the stewed stew...which grandson brought it away to me~~~~~``

87. The blond has his eyes closed, his eyes are closed

89.--Having friends from far away is not enough for you~

90. I have even had sex with you Prostitute

92. You are a professor...

94. Comfort...Consolence, right? I have said comfort for several years

97. "Brother Degang , I am Yu Qian’s father”

“Get up brother”

99. Just when I was feeling uncomfortable, I saw my girlfriend with her boyfriend

104. Yu Qian’s father is ranked 8th and is known to everyone in Beijing. He is known as Beijing Yu Ba Ye... Beijing Ba Ye... Jing Ba (Beijing Ba)

106. The two of us (referring to Brother Guo Qian) plus WT Lan are the March 8th Red Flag Bearers

117. Taste Babao tea, drink Babao porridge, eat Babao rice, and lie down on Babao Mountain

118. There is an old artist named Ma Lianliang Monroe who sang Xu Sheng

119. Yu Qian’s father, Yu Xiaoqian...

120. The only relationship between Superman and me The difference is that I wear my underwear inside

122.HELLO! Uncle. Uncle. Haha. How to get to the United States? Who knows about that stuff? Ask the village chief 7~

123. You can’t squeeze in the right people.

Explain this problem to me,

Shut up.

129. What a pen. It’s bright and eye-catching, and cold and frightening.

"Donkey": Is this a pen!

133. What are you doing? Is there any chicken? Waiter: "Shh! I am"

136. If you have to look down on everything, you will be very happy. If you are unemployed, there are still people who have lost their virginity. Your wife does not want it. You, she doesn’t want me either.

137. Li Jing and Xu Deliang were in a school before. The teacher asked Xu Deliang what the motherland was. Xu Deliang replied that the motherland was his mother. The teacher asked Li Jing again, and Li Jing said that the motherland was Xu Deliang’s mother

138 .Buy a bottle of mineral water, take a sip and curse - fake! ""Why is it fake? It's watered down!

140. They are all here to see you.

Really?

Just listen seriously

142. As soon as the door opened, two little nurses came down. Hehe, he was very beautiful. He was 1.7 meters tall and had big eyes. The small cherry mouth and the wide waist look like a retired stewardess, look at it! ! !

144. I’m afraid of you, I have people in my team! ! ! ! You use the crutches, you rock the bicycle, you pedal the bicycle and support me, let’s go to Qinghe and let’s go to peace! ! ! !

147. An actress slept with the director. The next morning, the actress jumped up and cursed: "Why didn't you say you were a cartoon director earlier!"

149. Long It looks like a car accident scene!

153. Are you willing to be my next ex-girlfriend?

154. I’ve already driven 3 mph, it’s so exciting

155. Do you agree? Most of them are naked substitutes for the male number nine...

158. I can’t give you a fist salute because I have my armor on me

159. The audience cursed when the cross talk was bad, but the peers agreed Swearing

160. If you take one step forward, you will be shot immediately; if you take a step back, you will be paroled for medical treatment

161. Bush has a secretary named Wang Fuguier

162. There is garlic but no garlic. I still eat noodles, even if the garlic is engraved with cctv

163. When Guo Digang saw Yu Qian emptying the urinal, he asked: Where is my sister-in-law?

Yu Qian: We have a division of labor. She takes care of the urine and I take care of the drinking.

164. I am so happy that my teeth almost break!

165. How to break the lock of the prison? Wotou

166. Yu Qian named the tortoise Mung Bean, and Yu Qian looked at the mung bean

167. Yu Qian’s finger was bitten by the tortoise and tossed on the roadside,

pol. ice: The one who throws the discus.

Go home, neighbor: Bring a hot water bottle on a hot day.

Taking a taxi, the driver said: Brother, where did you buy this bag?

168. In the countryside, a rooster crows in the morning and in the city at night, people crow rooster

171. You are the sun at two or three o'clock in the morning

173. I want to get married. There are no requirements... I just want to be fairer~" The next day, my hair came, it was white.

174. Those of us who were born in the 1980s... those who were born in the 1880s

179. Tomb-sweeping Day, those widows. . . . . . . . . . . . . >

Yu: That’s wrong!

Guo: Kiln flowers come to Yangzhou in March,

Yu: You can’t live without this

181. Watching the symphony, Qian's father stood up: This grandson hasn't seen it yet...

183. What a shabby restaurant, there are no two-foot-long lobsters. Go, give me a piece of braised pancake. .

184. Gorky taught us: “You don’t want to be like this. ”

187. These are the four famous classics: Journey to the West, A Dream of Red Mansions and Guo Degang’s Crosstalk in Beijing

189. If I want to talk back, I can scold you

191. The old Taoist muttered: "Brother, let me walk on the shore...Sister, you..."

192. Look at your face, you are green... you only eat spinach, your father is Popeye...

196. Sir, please respect yourself! We only sell our bodies, not our skills!

197. It was once hard to get a ticket for Deyun Society, and the audience queued up to buy tickets in an orderly manner under the guidance of the ticket seller

198. When the sky falls, Wu Dalang holds it up

200. The big one hides in the wedding, the small one hides in the bed~~~

201. I have an English name, Two bald men

202. Wouldn’t it save money to have a daughter-in-law for the whole family?

203. I am also involved in a scandal, I am also involved in a scandal! Do you think Muto Lan is okay?

205. Guo Degang: Who is my son?

Donkey driver: Oh, oh, oh

Guo Degang: Oh... I’m so beautiful... Bringing happiness to people!

Donkey driver: Oh oh

Guo Degang: Oh...bringing happiness to people, at least I am already happy. ! Who is the bastard?

Guo Degang: He came here with a whip... He has an unkind side

208. Teacher: Eh~~ This student is so rare. , I, I accept you as my godfather. Come on, adoptive father, sit down, adoptive father

209. I put down my weapon, please spare my life~~~~ `

210. A spoiled child (born by Gillian, raised by Crown Xi)

211. Don’t beautify yourself

212. Yu Qian looked at the ground There was something that looked like shit. I poked it with my hand, put it in my mouth and tasted it, and said: It’s really shit.

213. Yu~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~He stopped!

214. Impassioned and inspiring to urinate

215. The American goddess, this hand holds a torch, this Holding a book in hand tells us that we have to study even when the power is out.

216. My sister-in-law married me and she was my sister-in-law at first.

217. Isn’t it just a matter of cutting some flesh? , more than 1 kilogram was cut off from the thigh with one knife. If you want to eat well, the old lady took the meat and looked at it with trembling hands. It was too fat.

219. Mr. Fan’s daughter was insulted by gangsters. He stood up and held the basket and said: I was scared to death. I thought I was going to grab the eggs.

220. Bring half a bottle of beer... let's get drunk and then rest...

226. Behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

228. The sincere love story of Ximen Daguan and Jin Lian~~

233. Robber: Lao Guo is in our hands. Come quickly and get 100,000, otherwise we will tear up the vote

Lao Guo’s lover: We have an agreement. After the tear is over, I will give you 150,000

236. When I have money, I will also buy a dress with a collar.

237. He is very traditional. He doesn’t like to go out and play. He just likes to read books. There are various versions of Jin Ping Mei in the house