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Dirty jokes of middle-aged people

I don't know when the word "middle-aged greasy and wretched uncle" began to become popular. In the first issue of "The Life I yearn for", Xu zhēng called himself a middle-aged obscene and greasy man, which made everyone laugh. Of course, this name still needs a little capital. Today, let's meet Feng Tang, a middle-aged uncle who is recognized as "greasy".

Feng Tang seems to be afraid of being forgotten by everyone, so from time to time he will create a hot topic to attract everyone's attention.

Be crowned with three identities

1, doctor of medicine

Feng Tang had excellent academic performance and brilliant talent since childhood. He studied at Union Medical College in college, and then went on to study for his doctorate here. After graduation, I worked in Union Hospital, a top hospital in China, and became an obstetrician and gynecologist.

Although it has been accepted by most people that men are engaged in obstetrics and gynecology with the change of people's consciousness, it seems that men were engaged in obstetrics and gynecology when they were born in Feng Tang. After all, in traditional thinking, men and women are different, and women's private parts cannot be seen by others.

2. CEO of China Resources Medical Group

When she became an obstetrician, Feng Tang's ambition was not just to be a doctor. As he later said, it is different to be a angels in white who saves lives and manage his own hospital to receive millions of patients.

So, he got an MBA from America. Xueba is different. He can easily get an interdisciplinary degree certificate. From then on, I embarked on the road of management and began to work for McKinsey. This is a well-known consulting company with business all over the country. Feng Tang is a senior member of the company here, but the address of the company is in Hong Kong, so Feng Tang worked in McKinsey in Hong Kong for several years.

Tossing and turning, Feng Tang finally got a foothold in the business world and became the CEO of China Resources Group. Judging from Feng Tang's career path, he is successful. Compared with others, he is very lucky.

3. The author

During his tenure as a McKinsey executive, Feng Tang also wrote his own novels. For him with multiple identities, what kind of experience has changed his life so much? He studied medicine, studied MBA, served as a McKinsey executive, and later became the CEO of China Resources Group. Judging from his life experience,

We have to admit that he is excellent and can get along well in all walks of life, which proves that "gold will always shine." Judging from his final achievements, these occupations may be the source of inspiration for his creation.

He once said, "Life is too short to stay the same". Presumably this is also the psychological portrayal of his becoming a later writer. Medicine is the source of his writing materials, and during his work at McKinsey, the leader asked him every day: "Did you control it today?" ? A simple question, over time, has created his super ability to control emotions.

The reason why many novels are not well written is precisely because the author can't calm down and feel the true meaning of writing when creating. For Feng Tang, he has been engaged in various industries for many years and tasted life personally, so that his novels have the source of code words.

Why is a person with high IQ who can cure diseases, write and be smart called a greasy middle-aged person?

First of all, let's take a look at the sign of a "greasy" middle-aged uncle, with capital. Needless to say, being the CEO of China Resources Group must be rich. Bold writing techniques, like an open novelist; Needless to say, I am naturally middle-aged, with a beard and a greasy man.

Feng Tang's works are said to be bold and open-minded. Presumably, most people know that he is a romantic novel full of youthful agitation but bold and open-minded.

Feng always brings a little surprise to everyone on dreary days. When he translated birds, he translated many images into human reproductive organs according to his own ideas. Although there are 1,000 Hamlet among 1,000 people, it is obvious that Feng Tang's Hamlet does not seem to be accepted by the public, or it may be forced by public opinion.

So soon after it was put on the shelves, his translation of Birds would be taken off the shelves. Although his image is surprising, his works are worthy of in-depth study and there is no perfect standard. It still depends on how the translator understands the inner things of the work, and there is no right or wrong.

Feng Tang, as a representative figure of open novels, most of his gains are not male readers, but female readers, which can't help but surprise people. When attending an activity in Chengdu, his female fans came here just to see him, but for these female fans, I don't know whether they came to see Feng Tang or who can write bold and open works.

However, judging from his appearance, the height of nine heads wearing a pair of round glasses can also write a love story that touches a girl's heartstrings. Over the years, he really gained a lot of fans.

In many people's evaluation of Feng Tang, he is regarded as a literary anomaly. In his works, he always expresses his feelings in a colloquial way and reflects the richness of his internal structure in an endless way. Feng Tang didn't take these views to heart. He said that he was orthodox and didn't deviate from the track of writing. He just wanted to explore the beauty of words in an extreme way.

When he was in politics, he didn't write a best-selling political and business novel. There must be something wrong with what everyone likes. Popular is not necessarily bad, he needs the elements that the author caters to the needs of the public. Just like now, there is a new pop song every year, but a year later, not many people remember it. Everyone is good at different things, he is just sticking to what suits him.

On Feng Tang, he is indeed multifaceted, but his writing style is still like his own, and he won't write anything just because the audience likes it. While many artists and writers in China are still worrying about the payment, Feng Tang has become one of the richest people.

He doesn't make a living by writing, and he can express his true feelings at will. Even if there is foul language in the work and the scale is open and bold, he doesn't care about other people's eyes, as long as it is enjoyable and can satisfy himself.