There is a polar bear. He froze to death in the ice. Is it a cold joke?

He passes through a cornfield every day,

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn! ! !

After the bird flew over, ...

I think it will be very cold if it snows. ...

2. According to legend,

There's a killer,

The heart is cold,

The sword is cold,

My hands are cold, too

therefore ...

He froze to death! ! !

A polar bear stands alone on the ice in a daze.

Really bored, I started pulling my hair to play.

One ... two ... three ... the last one left,

He suddenly shouted ...

It's cold! ! ………………

4. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him.

result ...

One day, he was taken away!

5. Once upon a time, there was a lamb.

One day he went out to play,

I met a wolf,

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

6. One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I am just a bean paste bag."

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.

Remember the game in the afternoon? In fact, there is still a game behind. His head feels itchy. After catching it, his head caught fire. Then he went to the hospital. After the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab.

8. There is a child who looks like a tomato. One day, he was walking and suddenly fell down. . . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's funny.

9. There is a penguin who has nothing to do but pluck his hair for fun.

After all, he said, it's really cold.

Sequel: There is a polar bear with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said: Penguins are right ...

10. One day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, as long as you stand on the edge of the valley and shout out what you want, and then jump into the valley, you will get what you want. So the three of them decided to have a try.

The first one was a goat, so he shouted "Woman! Woman! The next jump is really full of beautiful women waiting for him.

The second is a bookworm, shouting "Book! Books! Books! Books! Books! Then, jump into the valley and get books full of pits and valleys.

The third kind is an indecisive person who can't decide what he likes after thinking for a long time. After an hour, he finally made up his mind that money is the most useful thing, so he went to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone and scolded "s h i t!" Unexpectedly, an unstable center of gravity fell into the valley.