Tell a joke to a friend.

1. The rooster was killed. The black cat sheriff asked the gatekeeper dog, "Do you know who killed the rooster?" Uncle Dog thought for a moment: "Hen." When the hen heard this, she jumped out and swore, "You big uncle, can you speak without a Cantonese accent?"

2. One day, I suddenly found that I have a big aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt and a fifth aunt, but I don't have a third aunt. So I went to ask my dad: Why don't I have a third aunt? I thought for a moment: Did Third Aunt die when she was young? My dad said angrily, your third aunt is your mother!

3. (An elder sister took her 5-year-old son Xiao Q to work today) Xiao Q skipped around the office with a Peking Opera mask. I asked Xiao Q: What kind of horse did you bring? Xiao Q: It's a singer. I asked again: Can you sing opera? Xiao Q said: Yes. I said, why don't you sing a song for my uncle? Small q immediately said: good. Then I sat on the ground, patting my thigh with my hand, crying and shouting "Mom, you died miserably" ... A thunderbolt flashed through my mind ... I was stunned.

4. Three people shoot in a competition. The first man put an apple on the black man's head and smashed it with one shot. He blew the gun and said, I'm Zorro! The second man put a cherry on the black man's head and smashed it with one shot. He blew his gun and said, I'm the third person in 007. I put a sesame seed on the black man's head and blew his head off with one shot. He also blew the gun and said, I'm sorry.

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