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Humorous and beautiful sentences with high emotional intelligence that praise oneself for being beautiful (53 sentences)
A humorous and beautiful sentence with high emotional intelligence to praise oneself for being beautiful (Part 1)
1. Whose loneliness covers my beautiful clothes, whose beautiful clothes cover my shoulders.
2. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!
3. If being handsome is a sin, then I have already sinned a lot.
4. My mother hurriedly walked out, jogging all the way, and accidentally bumped into a person waiting in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady who gave birth to a child, the old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, "My child, what are you so anxious about? What can't you think about?" Don't mess with the kids
5. At that time, I didn't have much talent, I just relied on my good looks. So at that time, people who liked me were quite superficial, so now, I only like superficial people. People.
6. People are loved when they see each other, cars are loved by cars, coffins are also covered when they are seen.
7. Handsome people never say they are handsome, handsome people should seize the time to be handsome.
8. You must study hard and don’t be like me, eating and drinking with a handsome face.
9. Some people say that I am shameless , this is nonsense, how can I give up such a beautiful face.
10. From now on, keep a low profile and mysterious, and say nothing about your handsomeness and handsomeness.
11. Growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm this world brings to you, and then grow up fearlessly.
12. My story is purely fictitious. If you see it online, it’s just a ghost!
13. When someone compliments you on how handsome you are, how do you respond in a low-key manner? What did you say? Make it louder, I can’t hear you!
14. I hope every woman can be true to her heart. Even if you are temporarily forced to make other choices and cannot do something for your own needs, don’t feel guilty about your own thoughts. It doesn’t matter. Because sooner or later, one day you will embark on this road of self-discovery again. When you always see and remember your own needs, do not live for others, and do not restrict others from living for you, your A free space will appear in front of you, allowing you to choose bravely and live your unique self whenever an opportunity arises.
15. The first light in the darkness was born from my handsome face.
16. When you are a girl, you need to be knowledgeable, and when you are a woman, you need to have experience, then you will have an exquisite life!
17. It’s really hard to forget someone. After four years of undergraduate study at Tsinghua University and three years of postgraduate study, I still can’t forget the way she looked when she leaned on my 1.85-meter shoulder.
18. I will definitely be a woman in my next life and marry a good-looking man like me. Humorous and beautiful sentences with high emotional intelligence to praise oneself for being beautiful (Part 2)
19. I have a handsome appearance , beautiful features, beautiful eyes, and star style. She is one of the first batch to pass the international ISO9001 handsome boy system certification. Tips: This signed beauty is worth paying attention to.
20. A woman must live a beautiful life and look beautiful. Because sufficient self-confidence is based on sufficient beauty. I will never allow my husband to appear one day with a beautiful lover on his arm. , I am a terrible woman with a fat belly; I will never allow one day when I lose my marriage, I will no longer have any attraction to other men. A woman is like a book, if even your cover is attractive Without others, who will be interested in reading your content, no matter what age group you are, you must live a beautiful life.
21. Everyone’s inferiority is my greatest happiness!
22. ◇◇◇Who said it was sad? It was Beethoven who was sad.
23. I have no story, but I have conquered many people just by my beauty.
24. You I can’t compliment you on my looks... I’m so bad that I slow down the internet...
25. I’m so versatile, I have so many emoticons, I’m sweet, I have a good temper, I make you happy every day, I’m so perfect, I envy you so much Have a friend like me.
26. I am 23 years old, handsome and good-looking. I studied literature at the age of seven and martial arts at the age of nine. I know how to pick up girls at the age of 12. I know astronomy and geography as well as trivial matters. Every time I go out When walking, he often attracts beauties to look back. The pretty guy jumps off the building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When I was in primary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "pretty guy". I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a look. Oh. I understood in an instant...
27. If beauty can be used as food, beauty can feed 3 billion people.
28. What should I do? Disney sues me for copyright infringement because I look good. Like their princess.
29. Do you have any friends who are lawyers? I really don’t know what to do. I can’t stop crying. I just received a letter from Disney’s lawyer accusing me of infringement, saying that I look like them. The princess.
30. Looking at the dusk in Donggao, where can I rely on? The trees are all autumn colors, and the mountains are only covered with sunset.
31. Look at your ranking. Know how many people are in your class.
32. Funny words to praise yourself
33. You are the only one in my heart! Other girls are like air in front of me!
34. Now I kind of hate myself. No matter how hard I try, I am just a beauty in the eyes of others.
35. Don’t admire me too much. In fact, I also admire myself very much.
36. Summer mosquitoes, I warn you, don’t touch my pretty face. Humorous and beautiful sentences with high emotional intelligence to praise yourself for being beautiful (Part 3)
37. You can say that I am handsome, I don’t mind. , but don’t get involved with my friends, it’s none of their business, they are just a bunch of innocent, stupid roe deer.
38. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - ah, it turns out that beauty can be so specific!
39. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can be attractive. One is very beautiful and the other is like you.
40. Some things change forever once you turn around.
41. I want to be a beauty in my next life, and in this life too.
42. I envy people with stories, unlike me, who has lived for so long and has one beautiful word throughout my life. .
43. Your girlfriend and I have similar personalities. I ask my husband to say nice things to me every day.
44. You are really like a goddess who descended to earth and landed face first...
45. Pan An and Song Yu were so ashamed when they saw me! They destroyed their appearance! They both committed suicide! I am so handsome and invincible!
46. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?
47. I was really speechless today! I went out for a while and returned to the community. A group of security guards surrounded me and refused to let me in. They said I was too dangerous. I said I was healthy! I didn’t have a cough. Why is having a fever dangerous? They said: "Your handsome appearance is like a killing knife."
48. Don't always clamor for gifts. Meeting me is the best gift God has given you.
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49. When you feel that life is boring and you can’t live anymore, pick up the mirror and look at yourself. With such a beautiful face, are you willing to let it down or ruin it?
50. Women Knowing that love requires ability, women also know that happiness always requires falling in love with themselves first and then having the ability to love the person they love. Then, let the person they love fall in love with themselves.
51. Your eyes are so sultry that I can’t help but kiss her. Don’t move, you will make me fall deeper and deeper
52. Every time you are mean to me, I will I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper when facing me who is so beautiful and angry.
53. So beautiful that you have been edited. A collection of fifty-three humorous and confident sentences that describe your beauty.
Humorous and confident sentences about praising yourself for being beautiful (Part 1)
1. I hope that I can live a clearer life and live for myself, be a positive and happy person every day, and treat myself Be good and work hard
2. I have a handsome appearance, clear eyebrows, a beautiful face, and a star style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO handsome guy system certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.
3. I don’t want you to be seen by other men, I’m afraid the number of love rivals will soar!
4. Let me tell you secretly, I am actually very handsome!
5. As we all know, the appearance of Chinese people now depends on four people: Jinchengwu, Peng Yuyan, me and you with the mobile phone.
6. I am so handsome that Tudou doesn’t want to update, but wants to follow me Be gay.
7. I am Zhang Buwei, please quickly humble yourself to death (the title of this post is I am Brother Octopus ~ Please ask me if you have any questions~,
8. Is that true? I am so dazzling that you are talking nonsense?
9. The cutest beauty, now when I grow up, I have become the cutest person in my life.
10. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.
11. I also thought about it, but I'm amazing.
12. Do you have any friends who are lawyers? I don’t know what to do and I can’t stop the tears from flowing out. I just received a letter from Disney’s lawyer accusing me of infringement, saying that I look like their princess.
13. Is it possible that someone as handsome and talented as me is? Do rich people have to live alone?
14. 'Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother'
15. A woman's elegance may not always be the same. It has something to do with wealth, and it does not necessarily have to do with being knowledgeable and sensible, but comes from the taste and self-cultivation in the bones.
16. The magic power of flying sand and moving stones
17. I warn you about mosquitoes in summer , don’t touch my pretty face. A humorous and confident sentence to praise yourself for being beautiful (Part 2)
18. Sometimes I cry when I am so handsome and sometimes I am stunned by my cuteness. I am so tired of living.
19. A beautiful person like me will be discovered by the teacher as soon as I skip class.
20. I finally understand a truth; ugly people should study more - no wonder they have grown up since childhood , people say that just by looking at me, I am not good at reading.
21. I am used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I have never gotten used to not being able to see you.
22. I often wonder if my photos are too much and each photo is different. Later I figured out that this is not surprising because I am Cardcaptor Sakura.
23. One day, I looked in the mirror and realized that I actually fell in love with myself! He was so handsome and miserable!
24. Today I said to myself; there is no need. It’s so tiring to pretend to be beautiful when you are so beautiful. Fortunately, I am really beautiful.
25. Every day I set a new world record, which is that I hold the record of being the most handsome in the world.
26. Hold a kitchen knife in your hand and chop the wires, causing sparks and lightning along the way.
27. It is said that when I was born, an auspicious cloud appeared in the north of the sky. It gradually moved from far to near, floated to the roof of my house, and transformed into a word: handsome.
28 .Handsome people never say they are handsome, handsome people should seize the time to look handsome.
29. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you have been here.
30. Someone said I was beautiful, but I thought about it all night and couldn’t figure out who leaked the news.
31. The brain cells started to rebel and went out of control
32. We drifted all the way, leaving only tire tracks...
33. I also thought about getting over it.
34. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. , my beauty has caused you a lot of trouble over the years. Humorous and confident sentences to praise yourself for being beautiful (Part 3)
35. The biggest regret in this life is that I can’t kiss myself This beautiful and angry face.
36. Coco Li chased me for three streets, and Xie Tingfeng saw me yesterday. Immediately announced that he would retire from the entertainment industry in September! For no other reason than that I am so handsome.
37. Recently, I feel very sad and even feel inferior because of my appearance, because people always tell me that good-looking people are not good at anything.
38. I am smiling to the sky. , I went to bed after laughing.
39. I have a good-looking appearance, fine features, and a star-like style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO9001 Handsome Boy System Certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.
40. When I look in the mirror, I am often shocked by my appearance! (or fascinated)
41. A beautiful person like me, You can only get used to it.
42. I warn you about summer mosquitoes, don’t touch my handsome face.
43. When you are a girl, you must be knowledgeable. You must have experience as a woman, and you will have an exquisite life!
44. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you.
45. At that time, I didn’t have much talent, I just relied on my good looks, so at that time, the people who liked me were quite superficial, so now, I only like superficial people.
46. I am purely fictitious. If you see it online, you are just seeing a ghost!
47. You have to know one thing before you get together with me. I have nothing except this handsome picture. Face.
48. I feel so scared every time I walk alone at night. It’s so dark and I’m so handsome, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.
49. In this world, Because of my existence, the world is eclipsed.
50. So annoying! Why do others only see my pretty and angry face, but don’t know that behind it, I have a smart mind? .
51. I wonder why people always say that I am handsome. It’s so annoying!
52. It’s so tiring to have to bear the responsibility of being handsome that I shouldn’t be at this age. Forty-one humorous and funny sentences for girls to praise themselves for being beautiful
One forty-one humorous and funny sentences for girls to praise themselves for being beautiful
1. There are so many couples outside, I am scared, I show up, they regret that they already have a girlfriend.
2. Whenever I see me in the mirror, I always have the urge to kneel down and worship immediately.
3. In this world, because of my existence, other worlds are eclipsed.
4. If I were the director, then you will be the best heroine in my mind.
5. Do beautiful and talented rich people like me have to die alone?
6. I have to work hard, otherwise others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.
7. I cried. I ran outside the Louvre all night and cried bitterly. , the security guard asked me why I was crying here. I cried and showed my selfie photo to the security guard. The security guard also cried when he saw it. He cried and said that he had found a piece of art that had been lost for many years in the Louvre.
8. You are the only one in my heart! Other girls are like air in front of me!
9. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day.
10. I spend my whole life just to find interesting souls. I hope everyone can live for themselves.
11. Some people say that I am shameless. This is nonsense. With such a beautiful face, I can't bear to give it up.
12. The tenderness you gave and the tenderness you lost is the gentlest tenderness.
13. The reason why I live in pain is because it is rotten. I can't find a word in the dictionary that is enough to describe how beautiful I am.
14. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.
15. XX is obviously a fan of my brother
16. Known as a pear blossom over a begonia, people give him the nickname Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon, who is omnipotent in the world and on earth, the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom. , the blend of chivalry and benevolence, the senior masters and giants are also the same.
17. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my handsome face.
18 .Are you afraid that your partner will be snatched away on Valentine’s Day if she is too beautiful? Don't look at me, it's useless to look at me, I'm prettier than him.
19. I'm surprised, why do people always say I'm handsome? It's so annoying!
20 .They all say that I am so handsome! But I don’t think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me and I am the most handsome!
21. If I disappear, will you look for me, even just to ask? , where is Yi Yang Qianxi’s girlfriend? Part 2 of humorous and funny sentences about girls praising themselves for being beautiful
22. What should I do? Disney sued me for copyright infringement, saying that I looked like their princess.
23. I thought she was a beauty, but She is so beautiful that she is a peerless beauty, speechless.
24. Why don’t I have a deskmate who is so beautiful that I am so angry, but my deskmate has one.
25. I have always had a weak relationship, but I can’t help it. Deep Love
26. The weather is nice today, it’s a good day to go out and express your beauty.
27. Sometimes I cry when I am so handsome, sometimes I am stunned by my cuteness. I am so tired.
28. Being a handsome guy is painful, but you weirdos won’t understand.
29. He is a pretty good person. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings!
30. Grandpa has suffered from glaucoma for more than ten years. He couldn’t tell a person from a dog from a distance of one meter. But when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears, closed his eyes, and never saw me again. Tianri, said that he didn’t want to see anyone again, so as not to cause endless trouble.
31. Before you get close to me, you should think clearly, I have nothing but my beauty.
32. I don’t have a story, but I have conquered many people just by being handsome.
33. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!
34. Hold a kitchen knife in your hand and chop the wires, causing sparks and lightning along the way.
35. You must study hard and don’t be like me, eating and drinking with a handsome face.
36. Just look at your ranking and you will know How many people are there in your class?
37. Everyone’s inferiority is my greatest happiness!
38. You must study hard and don’t be like me, relying on a pretty and angry face to get around. Drink.
39. The person who owes the most in this life is her mother. It’s so true! A man becomes a father in a minute, and a woman takes a lifetime to be a mother. You can’t take away her hard work of getting pregnant, but you can. You can't replace the tremendous pain of her contractions and childbirth. You can't replace the load that her body bears every night when she is alone with the baby. You can't replace her hardship in chasing milk. You can't replace her frequent waking up every night. There's so much you can't replace. Women, please be kind to yourself, because except for my parents, I owe no one!
40. Can a handsome and talented rich man like me have to die alone?
41. Let me see who is radiating charm? Oh, it’s me. Deliberately flattering humorous and high-EQ copywriting (15 sentences)
1. Directly arrange your debut, I will mobilize the world to vote for you
2. Comment and try to arouse Attention from beauties
3. I first call this beauty out of respect
4. It’s so strange that I saw the princess before I went to Disneyland
5 .A little bit of beauty is enough, but it doesn’t have to be so beautiful
6. Can the little fairy cross the road faster? Otherwise, time will freeze.
7. Why do you look like this? It fits all my imagination.
8. That’s it? Do you think it looks good? Funny, I think so too
9. If you don’t go back to Disneyland, there will be no princess left
10. Whose fairy tale book was not closed and the princess escaped
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11. Please maintain this update speed, my thumbs can keep up with it
12. Today’s beauty also worked hard
13. It turns out that beautiful women kill people It’s all about face
14. You are Disney’s fugitive princess, right?
15. The beauty is an angel, right? Which hospital did it, how did you remove the wings, there are no traces at all .
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