How would people in the Three Kingdoms react if they saw The Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

It's a whim, how will people in the Three Kingdoms react when they see The Romance of the Three Kingdoms? I think it will be chaotic, and the author Luo Guanzhong will be besieged. Just pick a few people to reward with you.

Liu Bei will cry, Cao Cao will be angry, Xiao Qiao will laugh, Zhuge Liang will be ashamed, Sun Quan will be depressed, Sima Yi will be deceived and so on.

Liu Bei will cry bitterly. Liu Bei cried when he read The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Lao Luo, why are you doing this? It seems that you have nothing to do with it. Why are you accusing me of being a crying advocate?

Although I made my debut by selling straw sandals, I am still of royal blood anyway, and it is my long-cherished wish to help the Han family. In order to realize my dream, I ran around, going to this place and that place. I don't hesitate to lean on others. As long as I feel that someone can help me realize my dream, I even kneel down and cry.

I am no match for Cao Cao in words or Sun Ce in battle, but I have the ability to distinguish pearls, the ability to lead troops to fight, and the ambition to help the Han family. It's very kind of you to write me down till I can't count the times. If it's true, that's fine, but I'm really not

Cao Cao will be furious. Cao Cao will be furious and curse: Lao Luopifu, you and I are strangers, and there is no injustice or enmity. Why do you want me to "embrace the son of heaven to make the princes"? Is it wrong to protect the emperor? Never, never, never turn me into an adulterer with everyone gnashing their teeth. That's not enough. What a joke!

I was brave and good at fighting, unified most of the Central Plains, killed Dong Zhuo for Yuan Shao, crossed Guandu, and was defeated by one million troops. How did I offend you? Write me so badly? He was also nicknamed "the white-faced traitor".

Lao Luo Pi Fu, please ask yourself, am I really that bad, that bad? Where is my Jian 'an literature and my wise decision? Come up quickly, so I can cut you with a knife!

Xiao Qiao can laugh. It is estimated that Xiao Qiao will laugh to death after reading the romance of the Three Kingdoms. This old Luo is really funny. In order to make Zhuge Liang tall, he even hung up her husband Zhou Yu's life in advance. You know, Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu are married for life.

Xiao Qiao will laugh at him for writing that her husband is so stingy. Her husband is not that kind of person. He is not only good-looking, but also proficient in temperament and civil and military skills. He can be said to be a perfect figure. Otherwise, Joe can have a crush on him.

Xiao Qiao may thank you after reading it. It's rare that you can open your heart and write your husband to death, so that she can cherish their love more and let them fall in love and live a happy life.

Zhuge Liang will be ashamed. What kind of person is Zhuge Liang? He has been aboveboard and clean all his life. If you put so many hats on people's heads, maybe Zhuge Liang will be impatient with you. What grass boat borrowed arrows and what east wind, and what grass boat borrowed arrows and east wind were all due to Zhou Yu. what can I do for you? I know astronomy and geography, but it's not so magical, so I have the good name of "Demon Road". This big hat gives me a headache. No, you must take off these big hats for me, or I will sue you.

Sun Quan will be depressed to death. To know that my sister Sun Shangxiang has a crush on Liu Bei, she will use the bad idea of "honey trap" and make herself a laughing stock of "losing her wife and losing her soldiers".

If I had known that Liu Bei was such a treacherous villain, I wouldn't have lent Jingzhou to him even if Liu Bei cried to death. Who knows that he is just an uncle, playing a ruffian rogue, why not return it? It's really irritating.