Examples of hilarious short jokes

1. When my son coughs, the doctor examines him and says, "I have a cold, so I'll prescribe him a bottle of infantile cough syrup, and it will be fine after eating it." I said, "Open two bottles." The doctor said, "One bottle will be fine." I explained, "If I feed my child a spoonful, I have to drink a spoonful with him, or he won't drink it."

2. Willie: "How old is your little brother?" Winnie: "One year old." Willie: "Ah, I have a dog who is one year old. He can walk twice as fast as your brother." Winnie: "Don't forget, your dog has twice as many legs as my brother."

3. Xiao Zhang came to my house with his four-year-old son. I brought him an orange. Xiao Zhang said, "Son, uncle gave you oranges. What should you say?" The child bowed his head and was very embarrassed. I quickly said, "You're welcome. Eat." Xiao Zhang smiled and said, "My son is too introverted to speak." At this time, the child whispered to me, "Uncle, can you peel it for me?"

4. Four-year-old Fraghi Mill dug a hole in a tomato. She stirred it with a spoon for a long time and suddenly began to cry. "Son, what's the matter? Why are you crying? " Mom asked. "You all say there are vitamins in tomatoes, but why can't I find them?"