Humorous joke: Just a few steps out of the restaurant after drinking, I met drunk driving.

65438+ ! Emma, I'm drunk. I just remembered that I haven't bought a car yet.

2. Teacher: Xiao Ming, make sentences with since. Xiaoming: Since you asked me to make a sentence, I'll make one. After a while, the teacher saw that Xiaoming didn't make a sentence and said, You did, didn't you? What did you listen to in class ... Xiaoming said gloomily: I did it. Since you asked me to make a sentence, I will make one. That's the sentence. The teacher was stunned. ...

I am a sister, with a lovely mother and a naughty father. One rainy day, a thunder suddenly struck, scaring my mother who had been afraid of thunder and lightning to scream. Dad hurried forward to comfort and said, don't be afraid, wife, I will protect you. I was so envious that I said to my father, "Dad, I need protection, too. Dad said without looking back that it was enough for me to protect my wife. Other people's wives are not my responsibility.

When I was a child, I made a mistake, and my mother threatened to hit me with a belt. How smart I am. I saw through her lies and said, hey, don't you dare. You whip me with a belt, take off your belt and your pants will fall off! Mom paused, turned around and pulled out Dad's belt. Dad has been watching in his pants.

The wife was furious with her husband: "You have no conscience. You give my dad a can of wine, my dad drinks and drives, and his driver's license is revoked! " Husband: "Isn't this a good thing?" Wife: "Good thing?" Husband: "He can't drive any more. The car is ours!