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Beidaihe Travel Guide
I have always wanted to go to Beidaihe. It was easy for my wife and I to get together during three days off. We are not afraid of jokes. We have never even taken a train before.... I read it on the website forum and the like. There are a lot of things to note about traveling in Beidaihe, such as where to stay, how to buy things, how to play, etc. It’s a bit confusing to read too much... Forget it, without further ado, I bought a train ticket for the 12th I took the T5695 train at 7:30, heading towards Beidaihe.... The train was very smooth, not much different from the usual subway rides, the soft seats were quite comfortable, there was a small table, and I could play with my laptop, but there was no wireless signal on the road. It comes and goes, and it's not very convenient to play, so I'd better watch the movies I downloaded. On the train, you can ask the conductor for hot water, and snacks and magazines are often sold. The price is not cheap, (5 yuan on the map train, 2 yuan if you buy it outside the station) There is a bathroom (you can only use it when the train is running...) The air-conditioned express we took has a smoking area and an ashtray at the connection between the carriages. , very comfortable...
I looked at too many hotels online before, and I became even more confused...I don’t know where to stay, but they all said Liuzhuang Liuzhuang, so I thought it would be suitable to go and see for myself. You can live in a room, or you can just find a hotel to stay in.” I think the price is around 200. (The hotel is definitely expensive, but the location must be better, and the hardware facilities will be relatively complete, such as the room is spacious and well-lit. As for the service, it is generally said that the service in Beidaihe is poor. It doesn’t matter. Just be diligent and we will live comfortably. Family hotels are cheap and affordable, but the hardware will be worse)
Let’s start talking about the important points! ! Attention! Let’s go into details... It turned out that about 40 minutes before the train arrived, the train started to announce, “It’s the peak period for travel in Beidaihe, so room reservations will be tight. Partners or something, can recommend hotels for you to stay in, and can offer discounts... Our staff will come to your seat to inquire after a while..." Just what I wanted, (it really "looks beautiful" ) discussed it with my wife and asked a little brother "wearing a blue shirt and holding a railway work certificate". He said that he was staying in an electronic nursing home. The standard room was 180. If you go by yourself, it would be 220. There would be a free car to pick you up. Looking at the house, you can move in if it suits you, if it doesn't suit you, move it down... I also specifically asked: Is your house linked to the railway bureau or something like that... He said yes, absolutely no problem, and showed it to me. I asked him to take off the work permit he had hanging. He said that I felt very comfortable, so I thought I would just go and have a look. Then he gave me a red business card and said that a special bus would pick me up at the station. Just like that, I got off the bus and followed him. People were flowing out, but I didn't see those blue shirts... I thought, forget it, look for the bus stop and go to Liuzhuang first. But I happened to run into a minivan with the sign of Electronic Sanatorium. , get on, there will be a car full of people in a while, and finally the four or five blue shirts also got on the car, and driving, there was a short guy with glasses and unshaven beard, this "SB thing" holding a small speaker I started to act as a tour guide, saying that I should be careful not to be fooled or deceived. After checking the room, we can organize an outing in the afternoon, and we can also get discounted tickets to go to Nandaihe at 1 o'clock this afternoon... ...Whoever wants to go should sign up first, but no one in the car can get it... We turned left and right to the hotel. It was around 10 o'clock. Come in. They said they would take us to the second floor to see the room first. , it's a big hotel, but there are no double beds on the two floors. The room is relatively spacious and clean. I said it would be unbearable. People would say, can't you just push the two beds together... .Who would be happy about that? 180 doesn’t even have a double bed. The person said that there is a double bed on the first floor, and someone lives here. He checked out at 12 o’clock and said he would take us to have a look. (I don’t think it’s very good. It was appropriate, after all, they were still living there.) But the waiter and the SB tour guide knocked on the door, but they said it was inconvenient to open the door. I said I would come back at 12 o'clock and have a look. I thought the room was okay.
This is about to change... Then you can book the room first. I can't decide. After all, I haven't looked at the room yet. Who knows what's going on? (What if someone still stays there? Submit it, you can make do with the two single beds in the afternoon when you arrive. Fortunately, I didn't have time to bother me with my computer. When I gave me the business card on the train, I looked up what the electronic sanatorium was about, and it turned out to be a real resource. Too little, but no one has criticized the nursing home. When I looked at the online price, the standard room was 180, and it was 180 without discount.) I said it was too expensive. I said it was 180 with discount, but the online quote was still 180, and it turned out that there was a woman. Lou also said at the meeting that we can discuss the price...
I got tired of going through all the trouble and wanted to leave, but four or five people came out and refused to let us leave, so sb He also said, if it doesn't work, I'll find another hotel with a bed for you... I was even more annoyed by the back and forth, so I grabbed my wife and walked out, and from behind, she told us not to leave, and walked to the door. Come on, stop me there, start shouting, let’s go, you have to give me the fare. The fare from the train station to here is 5 yuan per person. I said no, and the people on the train said they would take us to see the house for free. If it's suitable, you can live there. If it's not suitable, you can throw it away. He said, you go to whoever told you to go. If you don't live well, you have to pay the fare, and I won't pay it back! He didn't let me go, and even Y's body didn't try to pull me away. He just kept barking at him, like a fucking lost dog! ! I didn’t rush to use any curse words or anything like that, MLB, it looked like a dirty word. Later, those three or four people went back. I had a Swiss Army Knife in my pocket. If you want to play dirty, I'll accompany you. Don't leave anyone behind. Anyway, you don't even know my last name. Beijing is a big place. , you come to me. But it’s in front of your house. Come on, later Y said you should call the police. I’ve seen this happen too many times! Then I called 110. I asked him where it was, and it turned out that it was not the electronic nursing home written on the business card. The light box at the door was different from the signboard inside. I really forgot what it was called. Then we started to waste time with Y at the door, Y at the business, and when an acquaintance came, we quickly said hello to them, and we quickly told them that we would not pay for the ride... Everyone had to complain, and more than 10 minutes later We called 110 again, and 110 said that the police were out on duty, and maybe some leaders were here to play, and it seemed like there was traffic control. It also took half an hour... We were stopped there with a family of southerners. They were chattering and didn't dare to make a sound, but they shamelessly went to discuss it with him, saying that they had paid him the fare. I gave money to the four adults, but not to the children. Y went with those people who pretended to be nice. As for the children, come on, it’s okay... Those people left. There were other people who ran away before because they saw something was wrong. Now that everyone has paid the money, we are the only ones left. If we had gone out with my brothers, we would have done it long ago! He also said that you Beijingers are like this. You don’t even pay 5 yuan for the bus fare when you go out to play. It’s a shame you even went to school or something! After a while, 5 yuan per person no longer works, and each person gets 10 yuan. What annoys me the most is this. If you talk about something, why are you dragging others in? You Beidaihe people are all pretty good! How come you can do this? ! ! ! ! It’s not that we care about five dollars! Who can go out to play without bringing a thousand or eight hundred people with them? I can't take this breath! ! Your Y has only made so much money, and it's just like 5 yuan and 10 yuan. But you have to keep an eye on his 10 and 20 yuan. We must fight for this! ! ! ! I said to myself that if you do this, you will be beaten to death at the door of my house! Y stopped shouting for a while and was tired. He got a chair with an acquaintance next to him at the food stall and sat there, pretending to be calm and looking at the 10 yuan. My cat eats cans and cans for more than 10 yuan, and he is worse than an animal, so that’s all he has for himself. Just wait and see who is in a hurry. After a while, the four or five blue shirts coming out of the hotel told him to leave. They must have gone to the train station to deceive people again. Y can't leave! We have three days off anyway, so we’re not afraid of spending it with you. The police will give you 10 yuan when they come, but they can’t even give you 20 yuan. Why don’t we go out at 1pm and have to trick people into going to the park to play? Damn it, we’ll spend it until the afternoon. We go at two o'clock, I don't know who deserves it! Hahaha, I'm not afraid, it doesn't matter if I miss a day and a half. Just look at it, there’s a phone call for a while, and I can’t leave. Others have called Y at least two or three times. Haha, in our hearts, we call her a beautiful girl. When she yelled at her, she opened her bag and grabbed water and food. She sat on the side of the road, playing with her mobile phone, and just sat there like YSB.
Whoever feels uncomfortable knows it! The police were really serious, it only took us an hour and a half and five phone calls before they came... A two-year-old man came and scolded him when he came and told him that there were plenty of good hotels! He's all lying! Good hotels don't accept people... I showed the red business card given to me on the train to the police. The police told him to find the young man who gave me the business card. I said don't look for it and left early. If you find someone else, they will be in the same group! You can't even speak to us! Later, they asked me and his ID cards to be registered and recorded, and they asked us if we could mediate. My wife said no, you police can't also target the locals, you have to make the decision for us. The police said that if they refused to accept mediation, they would have to complain to the tourism bureau. Let’s talk about mediation later. Y didn’t even say so confidently that he wanted 10 yuan per person (see, that’s all he got), but the police said 10 yuan! Come on! Just give it 5 yuan! I said yes, I don’t have any change, so my wife took out 10 yuan and shone it in Y’s face and threw it away! I didn’t throw it away, but dropped it on the ground. I turned around and walked away. The police looked at me and said, why are we having such an attitude! I quickly came up and sang a red face, I'm so sorry! Too tempered! I’ll talk about her later! I picked up the money and gave it to that SB, and patted Y on the shoulder, saying forget it, calm down... Y is still scolding you, you should be slapped if you are like this... I should have slapped you if you are awesome. Me! Have some courage! Hahahaha, who knows who feels uncomfortable! My wife was waiting for me next to me. A fat, bald man next to the food stall asked me what was going on. He must be from the food stall, and they must all know each other. I told him in detail that we had to explain it to him. Don't just listen to him saying that we won't pay. Let others know why we didn't pay. Later, the man said the same thing... Let's check out my friend's house or something. Forget it, bye, I'll just go find it myself. There must be a lot of people who think it's not worth the trouble I've been having for the 10 yuan for a long time. Hi! Bored, let's play! (It feels more comfortable to play with people than to hit them.) We said we wanted to complain about false advertising in the carriages at Beijing Station when we got back. I didn’t bother to go back when I came back. They must have spent money on publicity, so let’s come back and tell everyone about it to avoid being deceived all the time. We were deceived, but we were not deceived. (After reading our experience, I told my relatives and friends not to believe these beautiful-looking advertisements on the train. There are really not many good people. I spent a long time typing so many words and read them. Friends who find them useful must support me! )
After picking up the book, I turned the corner and saw the big crossroads of Swan Castle. I thought I would pick a hotel by myself, but I was not in the mood anymore, so I went to Liuzhuang. How to get to Liuzhuang? Taking a taxi and making people blackmail you for a while? Forget it, I just memorized the phone numbers of a few family hotels that my friends in the bar said were good. I called Liu Xiaofen and told her to go to her house to see if it was suitable. She said she would pick us up and she came after waiting for about ten minutes. Seeing that this aunt is about the same age as my mother, she speaks rather plainly and looks reassuring. She took us a taxi to Liuzhuang for 6 yuan. She said her house was full and took me to a hotel owned by her son and his friend, called Qingshun Hotel. His son is also very enthusiastic, he is also in his 20s, he is quite fat and strong, and he speaks in a very down-to-earth manner. Look at the room, it is not big, the bed, TV, power strip and bathroom are all fine and can be used. It's all there, the sheets are very clean, so you're at ease. Come and stay. I won't mention the price. If you want to live here, just discuss it with the boss. Family hotels are definitely not expensive. After we settled in, we went to eat. We asked the boss where Sanjie’s restaurant was. Several people said her food was good. The boss said it was just on the street behind. Liuzhuang’s hotels were all lined up in rows of alleys. There is a street on both sides. The wider street is full of seafood processing, restaurants, small commodities, etc. The boss said that things are not as cheap as the street of Sanjie Restaurant. The streets around Sanjie Restaurant are all about the same thing, and the food and other meals there are not expensive! There is just no fire in front. It took three or four minutes to walk and we arrived. I had passed by a restaurant called Sisters before and almost entered it by mistake. Not many people came to Sanjie Restaurant to eat. They ordered a stir-fried green bean, fried conch, rice and beer. I was about to finish and then I remembered that I couldn’t drink beer, so I asked the waiter and she said it was okay... In terms of reviews, the stir-fried beans were okay, but the conch was not good, smelly, and the sand was not cleaned, so it tasted a bit The food is not as good as others said, and the food is not cheap, costing more than 10 yuan. Let’s start with seafood in the twenties and thirties. However, they are still within the acceptable range.
After eating, I asked an older brother at the table next to me how to get to the beach. He told me to just follow the road. When I asked about it, I found out that he was also from Beijing, from Mentougou. He was very enthusiastic. He was with his son and said that the third sister was doing this. He was okay, and he asked me to have some drinks with him, but we declined. He said we should meet here in the evening, and followed the crowd to the beach. As a result, we ate crabs at the hotel that night. We didn’t even bring our swimsuits, so we explored the route first. It's not too close, it takes about 15 minutes to walk slowly. However, there are actually shops selling things on the roadside, and it doesn’t feel too far away. I went to the beach to have a look, and it was so enjoyable! Many people were playing in the water and sand, rushing back to the hotel to get swimsuits with swimming rings. People were wearing swimsuits on the street, which is very common here, but girls usually wear a gauze scarf to avoid being too exposed. Some men wear half-sleeves or a big bath towel, and some don't care and just wear swimming trunks. The boss said that it's free to swim at the beach, but it costs money to rent a locker, so we went out to buy some on the street. The gauze scarf and bath towel were also wrapped up. My big bath towel and my wife's gauze scarf cost 30 yuan, which is not bad. When shopping, ask several stores as prices vary from store to store. As long as the price is right. I won’t say much about playing in the water at the beach. There are a lot of people and it’s quite lively. It costs 30 to rent a locker and 50 to rent valuables. By 9pm, I forgot how much the deposit was. It costs two or three yuan to change clothes. If you are taking photos at the beach, ignore him. As we all know, renting a swimming ring at the beach is not cheap. It costs 30 yuan a piece. Maybe it costs a few yuan to rent it on the roadside in Liuzhuang. We brought one ourselves and had some fun with it. There is not everything at the beach as expected. There are only broken shells. The whole shells must have been thrown away by people after eating, and they did not float up naturally... I didn't see any small crabs on the beach. Go to the left side of the beach where most people swim and there are some pebbles. There are many small fish there, and they are so small that you can't catch them without a small net. We caught a lot in the afternoon of the second day. There were often small crabs in the cracks of the rocks, which were very difficult to catch! ! ! Only one was caught. Later, they were released by my wife. The most awesome thing is to catch a small fish, as big as a sesame seed, round and round, like a drum fish, which is very funny. There is a small net, a small bucket, and a small shovel on the roadside. We bought them. A set costs 10 yuan together. There is no need to bargain for the asking price. It is very convenient for playing in the sand and catching small fish.
Let’s go back in the evening and ask the boss to help buy some seafood. Not to mention going back and forth to Beidaihe without even eating seafood. The boss found an acquaintance, and the price was 40 per pound. It was not alive, but should be chilled. He said that those who were alive could only survive on oxygen for a few days. Four large crabs cost 130, which I think is not cheap. However, the crabs are very big. I don’t know if they are short or short, and I don’t know how to look at them. The boss said that the crabs are good, full of meat, and not fresh. The crab meat shrank. Good crabs are not cheap. During the Dragon Boat Festival, they cost more than 70 yuan per pound. The crab seller said that you don’t need to give money first, and you will pay after you feel the crabs are good. Forget it, I gave it at that time. I guess the landlord also wanted to collect some commission or something. It didn’t matter, as long as I lived comfortably, I also wanted to make money. At least they have a very good service attitude and will tell you everything you ask without bothering you. Not like the sad dog that I got up early in the morning. Let’s spend this money happily! The boss said to cook it for me. He said the steamed version is delicious, and the local people just eat it after steaming to make it fresh. We were afraid that we would not be used to it, so he mixed us some Sanhe oil, which is minced ginger, minced garlic, and pour some soy sauce. Just pour more vinegar and add some sesame oil. Four big crabs are filled up on his big plate. This big plate is big enough! I think it's about thirty centimeters in diameter. I asked for some processing fee, but the boss didn't ask for it. He didn't even come over to have a drink with me. The room was small, so he helped me set up a small table in the yard, and the big crabs were served. I usually don’t drink liquor, and I can’t drink beer or eat seafood, so I went home and bought two bottles of Korean bamboo charcoal wine, brought some peanuts with me, and chatted with my wife while drinking some wine. It was very comfortable. After dinner, we went shopping again and visited the Olympic Park. It is said that there is a musical fountain at night, but we didn't see it when we went there. It seemed that it would be around seven o'clock when we got there. Not interesting. I got up too early and got out at five o'clock. I was afraid of missing the time when I took the train for the first time, so I took the subway and took the train again. When I came, I was still struggling, and I played in the water in the afternoon. . . . After walking for a while, I felt sleepy. After I came back and took a shower, I fell asleep. I slept until about eight o'clock the next day. It's not like many people say that there will be no hot water in five minutes when taking a shower. No problem, the air conditioner is pretty good and cools down very quickly. There are also a lot of TV stations, which are similar to those at home, so it’s okay. It’s just that this pillow is relatively hard, so it’s really awkward to sleep on. The quilt is a towel quilt. I don’t like towel quilts because they have no sense of weight.
This is purely a personal opinion... There may be some consequences for staying there for 180 a night.
“It needs to be explained here: “Who is the shill and whose mother will die!” ! ! I can tell you where I live! ! ! Don’t say which one is more or more good, let’s seek truth from facts! ! ”
I still went to Sanjie Restaurant when I woke up the next day. The proprietress had such a good memory! As soon as she saw us approaching the door, she greeted us and here we are again! Let’s sit where we were yesterday! I didn’t dare I ordered seafood, and I don’t like it very much. I ordered Kung Pao Chicken, a ginger preserved egg, and two beers (beer is usually 5 yuan a dozen, and rice seems to be 2 yuan a bowl). The check was always four In the mid-teens range, the ginger-preserved eggs are okay, but the Kung Pao chicken is not that good, it’s all red in oil, and the side dishes are a bit old... I’ll give it a try. I'm not that picky. A small bottle of Coke usually costs three yuan for a cold one, but it doesn't cost much... I went to visit the tourist city after that. Take Route 22 from Zhuang Station to the Haibin Bus Station and there will be a bus. I forgot which bus I was going to and I didn’t even plan to go there. On the way, I heard someone behind me asking where to get off at Nandaihe Seaside. Someone told him that he could get off at Tianma Square. , when we got there, we followed them. We didn’t play in the water when we got to the beach. After all, we didn’t bring swimsuits. We just strolled along the boardwalk at the beach. It seemed to me that it was quite close to the water park. On the other side was Fairyland not far away. It’s Luodao, so let’s go there for fun. Tickets are 35. You also need to pay an extra two or three yuan to buy insurance. I asked, and the 35 includes the cable car to and from the island. You can decide what you want to do on the island. It’s just a matter of money. It’s pretty good. One trip on the Xiangshan cable car in Beijing costs 50, and two one-way rides cost 60. It’s worth it. The island is not big and there aren’t many entertainment options on it, but I think it’s worth it. I think the price is definitely more reasonable than at the beach. There are beach motorcycles, which cost 20 a lap, and bungee jumping at a height of 40 to 50 meters, which seems to be 180. There is also an inflatable boat that can go up a large spiral slope. I forgot the price, but it’s not expensive. We didn’t bring swimsuits, and everyone was covered in water. There was also a small project like a parachute, which was not interesting. We just watched other people play. There was an episode when we took the cable car back. There was a power outage halfway through. ...... As soon as the power went out, I felt a bit cheated and scared, but it seemed to leave again within a few seconds, which shocked me...
I will go back at noon I decided not to go to Sanjie's place, so I looked around and found a restaurant called Xinmeng Seafood Restaurant, which was just a few steps away from Sanjie. It seemed to be pretty popular, so I ordered Kung Pao Chicken. Fan, I ordered Mapo Tofu. The tofu was not delicious. It was neither spicy nor numbing. It had no flavor and the tofu was not fully heated. The Kung Pao Chicken was stronger than Sanjie’s and tasted better. There were still many side dishes. Fern The root powder looks worse, but tastes good. They have Yanjing beer, and I saw that the packaging is not Beijing-style. It is similar to the one I drank in Tianjin. A bottle of Yanjing is 8 yuan, and I ordered two. The bottle is still cold, so I’d better drink Snowflake... The checkout is over fifty. Anyway, I haven’t eaten well in these few meals. Even if I eat, it’s not a big deal. Not too happy. The squid sold by the third sister was too little. I wanted to buy a few skewers to try, but when I saw the squid roe on the table next to me, I decided not to eat it. Let's go shopping for small commodities. There are so many people and the things are not expensive. The street is brightly lit. After shopping for a while, I looked at my watch and it was almost 11 o'clock. I guess it will take 12 o'clock to close the stall. Living in Qingshun is not close to the beach, but it’s not bad to be able to look at small commodities while going to the beach.
On the day we arrived, we asked the boss’s father to buy the tickets for us. Some of the tickets were cheap, and some were expensive. It was said that the ticket sellers had paid them in advance. We bought the air-conditioned express, t5698. The train departed at 3:40 in the afternoon. There was a handling fee of 10 yuan for the ticket. I got up after dinner and went to take a look around to buy some small commodities for my family, so I hurried back to check out at 12 o'clock. After putting everything away, I even put the small pointed shovel for digging sand in a place that is easy to reach (just in case, if I encounter that sb again and let Y plot, I can take it out at any time) After we left, we asked the boss for a few more business cards. He saw that we were carrying bags and said that if we wanted to go shopping for some time, I would leave them in his place first. I said no, and left to go shopping and have a look! ! Such humanity! ! So what! ! Pearl necklaces are sold all over the street, and pearl powder is ground on site.
I looked at the ones hanging outside, and they were all around 30, but none of them were very good-looking. The better ones inside the counter were over 100, 123, 156. I looked at two or three stores and the bosses were very cool. Oh, I'm afraid you'd say they're fake pearls. I'll use small scissors to scrape the pearls for you in front of you. It's up to you to choose. I'll tell you if it's not a pearl. If you really want to pick a pearl, use small scissors to scrape the surface. After scraping, wipe it with your hands. The original color and fake ones are also scratched for you. They are all made of patent leather, and the skin will peel off as soon as you scratch them. This is quite cruel. Good pearls (more than one hundred per pearl) are about the same size, have no ripples, and are relatively round and bright. . I wanted to buy one pair for my mother. My mother is fat and I was afraid that the ones they sold were short. When I tried them on, they turned out to be really short. My wife’s neck is just right for her. The boss said he could pick them up for us, so I took a look. It cost more than 100 yuan. After a lot of hacking... she finally bought three necklaces for 100 yuan, which cost more than 100 yuan. She took apart one of them and put on two more necklaces. It must be free to redress you... I feel more comfortable after buying it... I feel that the price is right...
Take bus 22, one stop, Change to Route 5 at Haibin Bus Station, and you will reach the train station at the end of the bus. I passed by the Jifa Picking and Sightseeing Park on the way and didn't bother to go down and take a look. After all, it was troublesome to carry a lot of luggage. As a result, I arrived at the train station before 1:30. Beijing checks tickets 40 minutes in advance, which is very good. I came early. It’s almost the same and you can stay in the car, but not in Beidaihe. You check in 15 minutes in advance. There are many people and it’s very rushed. Beidaihe is also relatively desolate. There are no shopping malls and no fast food chains...the supermarkets are also in a mess... Neither are cheap, nor are they big. I arrived at the station at 1:30, and I didn’t check in until 3:30. There is a cold drink shop in the waiting shed. Let’s buy some cold drinks. To consume the cold drinks, you can sit at the small table in the small fence next to it. If you spend 10 yuan, you can get two chairs. , a small table, where you can spend time playing with the computer. There are woven stools for four people and a larger round table. The price seems to be at least 30 yuan, which is quite good. An ice cream ball is 5 yuan, and a small bottle of Coke is 5 yuan. We bought a set for each of us... I felt like getting in the car. It's much better. I'm back home. Everything is fine at home. I really don't feel like this if I don't go out... I went home and ordered a bunch of skewers and drank four beers... I haven't felt so comfortable for several days. It's time to have something to eat...
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