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If the tenderness of cold and hot is your excuse, then I would rather never be serious about you.

1. You praised me for being invulnerable. Do you know that after the arrow goes through the heart, you are not afraid of anything?

It's probably inappropriate that I can't make you laugh, but you will only make me cry.

If one day you regret giving up on me, don't forget that I once begged you to stay like a beggar.

I thought you were indifferent until I saw you asking about another person.

Stick your hot face on the other person's cold ass, and always feel that you are not doing well enough. In your own eyes, this is love; In the eyes of the other party, this is annoying; In the eyes of others, this is cheap.

6. If the gentleness of being hot and cold is your excuse, then I'd rather never be serious about you.

7. I am a hundred poisons, but I didn't expect you to have all kinds of poisons.

8. You said my eyes were ugly and my dark circles were heavy. How do you know that I can't sleep every time I think about you?

9. You won't see me and turn your loss into my sadness.

10. People will meet about 30 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is 0.000049. If you don't love me, I don't blame you.

1 1. The most sorry thing in my life is my heart, which hurts again and again.

12. If you are not dispensable, how can he be hot and cold?

13. Later, we were neither lovers nor friends, and we didn't even hear from each other.

14. When you heard his name, you lost.

15. I once loved you. In those years, you were a lamp in my dark world. Where you stand, there is a direction. I once blamed you. On the day of separation, I lost not only my lover, but also my only dream in that long time.

16. I'm so tired that I have no strength to be angry and concerned.

17. The old and the new are just a few words of good words for you.

18. You taught me to be strong and cruel. Later, you said you missed me for who I was.

19. The furthest distance in the world is the track of my tears falling after you turn around.

20. People who feel that love is dying, are heartbroken and can't sleep all night may wake up one day and can't walk any more.

If you forget to wake up, I'd rather close my eyes

1, the starting point of love is not necessarily the body, but love does not reach its peak until the body.

2. I left gently, just as I came gently; I waved my hand gently and bid farewell to the clouds in the western sky.

No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

4. In a tiny moment, you acupuncture in one second. It's been a long time, and I spent my whole life solving acupoints.

I will look for my only soul mate in the vast sea of people. I am lucky to get it, but I can't.

6. I am a very empty poor man and a very rich man. All I have is love.

7. Even if fate makes you inevitably die before you win the final victory, my love! Then you will die. Because death is success and victory. Everything is with me, everything is with love.

8. Don't fall in love because of loneliness, and don't be lonely because of wrong love.

9, love, got, I am lucky. No, my life, that's it.

10, missing needs no result, only proves that someone once existed in my heart.

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12, the world is full of opportunities for us to meet, but I can't meet you all the time.

13. If you forget to wake up, I'd rather close my eyes.

14, you have already become a part of my soul, your shadow is in my shadow, your voice is in my voice, and your heart is in my heart; Fish can't live without water and people can't live without oxygen. I can't live without your love.

15, Mei, I can't wait to die with you at once, because only death can give us the peace we want and keep each other forever. May, I'll give you all my love. My body and soul belong to you completely. I will give you all my love, and I hope you can get all my love.

16, the fingers that once held hands, closed alone at night.

17, I have no choice but to love; No other genius is love; There is no other ability but love; There is no other motivation, but love.

18, I dare not say, I have a way to save you, to save you is to save myself, my strength lies in love; Don't hesitate, love, do it!

19, seems to be used to waiting, simply thinking that waiting will come.

20. I am a very empty poor man and a very rich man-all I have is love.

2 1, even if fate calls you to meet the inevitable death before you win the final victory, my love! Then you will die. Because death is success and victory. Everything is with me, everything is with love.

22, I dare not say, I have a way to save you, save you is to save myself, strength is in love; Don't hesitate, love, do it!

I want to know my body, not only with my loving eyes, but also with your spiritual eyes.

You see, I can't live without you, not only my body, but also your spirit. I want your body to love me completely, and I want your spirit to melt into mine completely. I want you to be absolutely complete-because what I give you is also absolutely complete, so I can ...

25. Friendship is happiness, love, fear and loneliness.

If the excuse of the lovelorn sentence is only perfunctory, then I'd rather you just refuse.

1: the pace of modern love wars is too fast, which makes people try their best to guess.

To my little heart, you represent my whole world.

We create habits first, and then habits create us.

4. The most tiring thing in the world is to see your heart broken and have to stick it on yourself.

5: In your eyes. The first is always the game, followed by so-and-so in your game.

6. Always pretend to be a happy person in front of others, who knows this is the loneliest person.

7: He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you.

I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.

9: I don't want to hear it. Who are you in love with?

10: I only want to be with you twice in my life ... now and in the future!

1 1: well, since we love each other, we will never give up.

12: Love may fade with the change of seasons, but friendship will wait for you all the year round.

13: those memories that I can't let go eventually become shackles and I can't escape.

14: If the excuse is just perfunctory, then I'd rather you just refuse.

15: The orbital temperature boils for one second, leaving an unforgettable line.

16: After every pain, I always hide it and smile at myself.

17: Two parallel lines, which should not intersect, finally returned to their respective orbits one day.

18: Never deprive others of hope, maybe that's all they have.

19: As long as you have a clear direction, the world will make way for you.

My heart has been unconsciously filled with you, and nothing else can fit.

2 1: Forever is just the moment when the eyes touch, not the unit of time.

I'd like to switch roles, if possible. You are affectionate to me, and I am hot and cold to you.

I think I did a good job, but it's still not what you want. Even if we are not together, don't lose touch with me.

One day you will die in the ward and never think of me again.

Loving you is my heroic dream, and it hurts all over.

If you can't forget it, start over. Because I never knew you.

I've been my lover ever since.

Time can turn cruel things into jokes.

Please, blame me. I am stupid enough to think that kindness is deep love.

How I want to hug you, but unfortunately, in time, there are mountains and rivers, and people come and go between you and me.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have put my love in the same place.

Happiness is too difficult. Then I wish you peace.

Sometimes I can look at it indifferently, sometimes I am persistent.

Don't buy useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are.

There must always be a story to kill youth.

Love is like broken glass, even if it sticks, there will still be cracks.

Your casual love words have become my biggest concern.

I can't wait for the wind and you here.

I'm a little tired. I hope you have his company.

It's not your fault that we didn't arrive in time.

It is inevitable that you will feel lost when you are alone.

You're not playing dumb. You're really not moved.

Since you left, I have lived like you.

Maybe loneliness makes feelings fragile.

Your perfunctory is forcing me to leave step by step.

You are good at parting, and I am best at pretending not to care.