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The relationship between Niu Mowang and Princess Iron Fan

Tang Priest met Niu Mowang when he was traveling westward.

hehe, this Niu Mowang is 99.99 gold. Niu Mowang, who pays attention to reality, has extraordinary patience. He has waited for hundreds of years to eat the meat of Tang monks. Hehe, the waiting time is really first-class.

He finally waited for that day, but his favorite woman, Fox, hit his pager that day and she asked him to see her at once. She knows that the dishes cooked by the old cow are the best. Fox is so busy writing Dongdong that he has no time to cook for himself. So her message on Lao Niu's pager is: Little Fox-Lunch: Husband, you are dead. (death? What do you mean? Bugs don't understand, it's copied from the online men's guide to taking pictures of demons, which is said to be what goblins like to say. Whatever. ) I heard that you recently brought me a cuckold? ! Niu Mowang lamented bitterly: Don't be so hard on yourself, okay? What time is it? The sun has set, so it's time for lunch!

So he ran to his wife, Princess Tiefan, and told her that he wouldn't go home tonight. He would go to his colleague's house to be a willing ox and work hard.

my wife ~ ~ ~ princess isaway went to buy food.

So the old cow isnowknownas, the old cow-Bi Geng.

/away is a willing ox.

Princess Iron Fan will know where her husband is when she comes back to UCentral with her IP address. Hum, didn't you say that there are no playboys among cattle people? Taurus men and women are loyal to love, how come Niu Mowang is such a scum? Actually, that's not true. Niu Mowang doesn't really love his wife. He only has a fox in his heart. His marriage to Princess Tiefan was arranged by his parents, but he was helpless! You just need to see that they have been married for so many years, and only gave birth to a boy, Hong Haier (and it's not a cow's blood).

Little Fox is an emotional fox. Her sensitivity, gentleness and rich feelings are the biggest weights to attract Niu Mowang. And once the old cow is ordered by lust, she can't help herself. And his strong possessiveness makes his love with Fox continuous.

The Tang Priest, a delicious food that Niu Mowang missed so much, began to enter his territory. Princess Iron Fan's saliva has dropped. She desperately called her husband and bought a lot of cookbooks to put on her desk. But Niu Mowang wouldn't call back, and the hateful fox turned off his pager and cell phone. I don't want you to call back.

Princess Tiefan had to make a mountain of fire to stop the Tang Priest and his party from advancing, and forced them to borrow a banana fan from her.

Hehe, Princess Iron Fan secretly sneered in her heart. Old cow, you go to pick up your girl, and I'll enjoy the food alone tonight. Ha ha.

Tang Priest, they did come to borrow a banana fan from her. Princess Iron Fan smiled happily when she heard the doorbell ring. She grabbed a mouse and twisted its neck, and the door opened. But what she saw was not Tang Priest's chubby face in vain, but a DCC.

It is written by Monkey Sun, asking her to give them the fan DCC immediately.

Princess Tiefan flew into a rage, but soon she figured out a way to deal with it. She managed to get the complete IP address of Tang Priest and sent them a bomb. Hum!

Thanks to Bajie's firewall, Friar Sand worked in Intel Company, and a disaster was spared.

Monkey Sun had to run straight for it, but was fanned 18, miles away by the princess's fan. He/I scowled at the princess.

Bajie is still smart. He asked Monkey Sun to send himself to DCC and destroy the princess's hard disk to see if she dared not hand over the banana fan!

So Monkey Sun turned into a handsome NICK of WLLL and ran to IRC to CHAT with the princess. Make a Xu Niang half-aged princess with an iron fan swoon, and promise to give her a banana fan as a gift.

The princess mistakenly thought it was WILL under the banyan tree, but she didn't know it was WLLL. Hee hee.

one day, on a whim, she didn't go to IRC at the appointed time. It happened that the real WILL was there, wearing a hat.

"Husband, here I am. Do you miss me? Give me a hat. "

WILL was so scared that he almost fell from his seat. Fortunately, he saw this scene more often, so he swallowed his saliva and said solemnly," Oh, it's my wife, long time no see. " Then+op princess iron fan.

"for a long time? We talked yesterday. "

"Oh, no, I mean I miss you so much that I haven't seen you for a day like Sanqiu."

"Wow, I'm so happy. Do you know people miss you so much? (Bug mutters: I don't know if this word is used correctly or wrongly. ) "

It's a good thing that p>WILL didn't see Princess Iron Fan, if he knew it was a woman who was over forty, hehe. My ass will probably hurt again.

"Honey, are you there?"

"Yes, what's the matter, baby?"

"People ask you, when will we meet? It's time to give you the banana fan I promised you."

"banana fan? Honey, I don't make a coal stove. "

"Death, what's wrong with you? You didn't want this treasure of mine?"

(Bug quickly sends Monkey Sun to call WILL's mobile phone, and the microphone says: The other party is not answering! /me fainted. ) "Oh, dear, your baby? A fan? My banyan leaves can also be used as fans. Forget it, it's different to put it here with you than with me? "

Bug and Monkey Sun began to cry.

"Then what were you doing in such a hurry? Since you say so, just leave it with me. "

at this moment, WLLL comes up.

"I'm here, my wife ~ ~"

"Ah, who are you? Why is there another WILL? Hum, it must be fake! Look at the trick! "

princess p>WLLLhaskickedby (you pretend to be my husband! )。

silly monkey, open a small window for WILL!

"Good WILL, that woman mistook you for me. You cheat the fan, we have to go to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures! "

"oh, Buddhist paradise? Is it Bangkok? The Asian Games are over. What are you going to do? "

"WILL be good, good Will, I know you are a good man, a great man, and we need that fan! Do you know who that woman is? "

"Princess Iron Fan, huh? Oh, I see, ok. "

With the enthusiastic help of WILL, Monkey Sun finally got the banana fan.

Soon Princess Tiefan found out that she had been cheated, and it happened that Niu Mowang came back. He quickly chased up as WILL according to the photo of WILL under the banyan tree.

Monkey Sun sees WILL and greets him like an old friend.

"Monkey, are you tired? Let me get it for you."

"Yes, this fan is so heavy."

"I used to be a policeman. It's okay. Ten gangsters can be brought down."

"Hehe, I'll learn from you when I get back from the scriptures."

"no problem. Now give me the fan, and you can rest under the banyan tree. "

"ok."

But Bajie has been following them, and he always suspects that WILL is a fake. So he dressed up as a beautiful girl and walked towards Niu Mowang.

how beautiful this beautiful girl is! She's just a fairy.

"Death, don't you know me? You don't say hello when you see me? !”

However, this old cow is preoccupied with the road, and only has his little fox in his mind. He just wants to make friends with his wife as soon as possible, and then he can go back to the person he loves. So he didn't pay any attention to Bajie's beautiful girl who gave him the glad eye.

"you are not WILL! Hey, lie to my monkey brother! "

bajie reveals his true colors.

"you! Why do you doubt me so much? Didn't I help you get the baby? I was kind enough to hold it for you. "

"You want to fool me? Look, take out WILL's capture technique! Don't just hoof k people. "

Niu Mowang was finally caught. The Tang Priest and the others got a banana fan, and they can continue to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.

The old cow went back to his wife, Princess Iron Fan, and formally divorced her.

"I can't fall in love with two women at the same time. I want to be a man and give the person I like a warm home.

cook good food for her every day. I didn't eat Tangseng meat. Although eating Tangseng meat can lead to a long life, it is always lonely for a person without love to spend such a long time, and he can't die if he wants to. Isn't this tantamount to abusing him? "

Romantic love is beautiful, but realistic love is also meaningful and beautiful.

No matter what, we should laugh at Yang Guo for not being infatuated.

Jack won't be a Taurus.

a sincere old cow won't say "YouJump, IJumptoo", but he will give his little fox a forever.