Urgently seeking the novel original version of the micro-script of the drama Hostage

People: A. Robber B. Suicide C. Police

Venue: Tiantai

Robber: Who?

Suicide: Ah!

Robber: Don't move. I am a robber. I just robbed the money. Sorry, big brother. Please be a hostage. Get up. Come here.

Suicide: a real gun?

Robber: Nonsense, of course it's a real fucking gun.

Suicide: Shoot.

Robber: Ah, you are crazy. Stop, what are you doing?

Suicide: If you hadn't stopped me just now, I would have jumped. You dragged me up and didn't shoot, so I had to jump again.

Robber: Do you want to die? You can't die yet You must be my hostage. People downstairs, come here. Listen, I have a hostage. If anyone comes up, I'll shoot him.

Suicide: Come on up, or you won't be a policeman.

Policeman: You are surrounded. Drop your weapon and surrender immediately.

Robber: Fuck you, I'll tell you who really comes up and I'll shoot him.

Suicide: Come on up, you will make contributions.

Robber: I tell you, if anyone dares to come up. ...

The suicide took the gun.

Robber: Ah, big brother.

Suicide: Don't move.

Robber: Brother, you can't die.

Suicide: Stand back.

Robber: Hey, big brother, calm down, big brother.

Suicide: I know you are afraid of my death. When I die, you have no hostages, right? Actually, death is not terrible. Maybe this gun will make me die faster.

Robber: Hey, big brother, say anything. Why do you have to die?

Suicide: I won't die, but I can't. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Yesterday, I lost 200,000 in the casino, which was 200,000 public funds. When the dice were thrown into the air, there was a million in front of me, a whole million. Do you know how much a million dollars is? Such a big pile ... you'll never make any money in your fucking life, but when the dice fall, I have nothing. How can I face my family and boss? Do you know what my boss is like? Last time, last time, he punished me for apologizing in front of all the employees because I miscalculated a dollar. Everyone laughed at me and looked down on me. Why? I miscalculated a dollar, and I gave him a fucking extra dollar. You stand up.

Robber: OK, I'm standing up, big brother.

Suicide: Bow to me. Bow bigger. Say: I was wrong. No, say, boss, I was wrong. A hundred times.

Robber: Boss, I was wrong. Boss, I was wrong. ...

Suicide: Ha ha ha, that's enough!

Robber: Brother, you need to calm down. Think about it. You have children and a wife at home.

Suicide: Don't fucking mention my wife. My wife looks down on me at all. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Nobody even poured me a glass of water when I was at my mother-in-law's house. Why? Because I am poor! Isn't it because I have no money? (Phone rings) "Hello, wife? I am on the top floor not far from the sea. Hey, you know what? The sea is blue today. I even want to jump. Honey, where are you? Hey, no need to explain, I guess you must be with Meng Jun, his wife. I'm telling you, from today on, you two don't have to sneak around anymore. What? Divorce? Ok ... leave, leave ... leave! " (slamming the phone)

Robber: Brother, are you all right?

Suicide: This is my wife. Even if she is kind to me, it will be better.

Robber: Big Brother.

Suicide: You killed me. (handing the gun)

Robber: no, no, no.

Suicide: Here.

Robber: Do you want to fucking die? You can't die now because I don't fucking want to die. You have to live for me. You must be my hostage. (tying the suicide with a scarf) Die? It's not that easy. Do you want to die? I won't let you die. Because I don't want to die yet. Do you feel unlucky? I'm fucking worse than you. I'm a robber now, and I'm being hunted. I once had a dream, and I tried. I spent eight years as a soldier for a small goal and a place in a military academy, but I was beaten by the son of our self-defense captain. Am I fucking unlucky? The militia asked me to change my job, so I did. I have fished in Hokkaido, picked up garbage in Tokyo and worked as a migrant worker in Osaka. I've done all the hard work and dirty work. But do I have a chance? I didn't. Opportunities are reserved for people like you. Your clothes are propped up, your food is opened, and you even sit and shit! Dude, to be honest, I'm so old that I haven't even touched a woman's hand. (Suicide laugh) Make you laugh, and I'll make you laugh!

Suicide: Kick to death if you want.

Robber: What is bad luck? What is bad luck? I finally caught the hostage. I'm a fucking daredevil. I will kill you. I'll shoot!

Suicide: Then shoot, don't talk nonsense.

Robber: (kneeling) Brother, I robbed her of her money because I had to. I'm still young, and I don't want to die. Brother, please help me.

Suicide: Money? Where is the money?

Robber: Ah, here it is. Look, I robbed them all.

Suicide: Haha, that's enough.

Robber: ah, big brother, it's over, it's over ... I just want to rob 12 thousand, so much money is a capital crime!

Suicide: untie me, you fucking untie me.

Robber: Then I'll untie it for you. You must help me.

Suicide: Cut the crap and untie it!

Robber: It's over. I am still young. I don't want to die yet. What should I do with so much money?

Suicide: I'll be your hostage. How much will you give me?

Robber: I'll give you a third.

Suicide: No, I want three quarters.

Robber: I'll give you half.

Suicide: I want three quarters.

Robber: Just half. (Suicide trying to jump off a building) Big Brother! I'll give you as much as you want as long as you don't die.

Suicide: I want three quarters.

Robber: You are sick.

Police: Attention, people upstairs. Please stay calm. ...

Robber: Oh, big brother, there are all policemen here. What should I do with so many policemen? It's over, it's over. ...

Suicide: Tie it for me.

Robber: (crying) I am still young. I don't want to die yet ...

Suicide: You tied it for me. Didn't you just fucking tie it up? (Suicide kidnapper)

Robber: Hey, what are you doing? Yes, you tie me up and I'm your hostage. Put a gun to my head and hold it tightly.

Suicide: Get to the point first.

Robber: We need transportation.

Suicide: What do you want?

Robber: want a plane! The plane runs very fast.

Suicide: (wanting to shout) Can you drive?

Robber: I can't drive that thing.

Suicide: I can't fucking drive either.

Robber: OK, OK, let's have a car, Mercedes.

Suicide: BMW is good.

At the same time, they shouted, Mercedes-Benz, BMW. The two men looked at each other and the other said, Mercedes-Benz and BMW. Another pair of eyes, two people shout together, want Toyota.

Suicide: No, what the fuck are you yelling at? You're a hostage.

Robber: Right, right, right. I am a hostage, big brother. You tell them to cheer.

Suicide: Fill up the car and park there.

Robber: There are fewer policemen parked at the right door.

Suicide: park your car at the right door, where there are few policemen.

Robber: Why the fuck did you tell them this?

Police: Attention, people upstairs. Please remain calm. We will try our best to meet your requirements. Please don't hurt the hostages.

Robber: Big Brother, he agreed!

Suicide: you watch, I'll pack the money.

Robber: Hey, big brother, here comes the bus. Do you think we can go out? Have you finished pretending? Let's go

Suicide: It's all fucking fake money!

Robber: What? No You untie me. (see money)

Suicide: It's all fucking fake money.

Two people laugh.

Robber: Haha, fake! ? I'll give you a third.

Suicide: Haha, three quarters.

Robber: Half.

Suicide: (throwing money in the air) half, hahahahahaha, half. ...

Robber: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. ...

Robber: Brother, look at that policeman still putting money in his pocket.

Suicide: I gave you all the fake money ~ ~ ~ ~

Empty the theater (after the performance)

Robber: Big Brother, what should we do?

Suicide: I think you'd better turn yourself in. Perhaps there is still a little hope.

Robber: Brother, do you think we can get out alive today? If I can get out alive, I want to change my life. I want to make a lot of money Brother, the world is not what you think. There are many, many good people ... (I won't watch the suicide later) No, big brother ~ ~ ~ ~