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What sentences are there for promiscuous men?

1, guys like you can only play a piece of shit in TV dramas, which is worse than chewing gum spilled by dogs on the roadside.

2. Men promiscuous but long-lasting, women single-minded but heartless.

3, prostitutes are sentimental, prostitutes are affectionate.

4, where the garbage is thrown, it is garbage, never baby. You're just a piece of garbage that can't fit anywhere.

5. Your mother lost someone when she gave birth to you and brought the placenta home!

6. I learned a word today to describe the man who looks at the bowl, the pot and the ladle. Sounds like a playboy, sounds like promiscuity, but I don't think it's to what extent! Some people sum it up as surge of emotion, which is quite appropriate! Cecilia Han once said that men should choose people who have seen the world, not those who are always ready to move! Take this as a lesson.

7. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

8. The world is bigger than what you lack.

9. Always a pair of milk-like virtues that show off low-level animals. It's really a joke to people in small bars, and it really makes normal people look down on them, knowing that their looks are greatly changed, and insisting on shameless milk exposure will not make them sick to others.

10, generally promiscuous, philandering, a man who has had many women should be in good condition. He has seen and played with all the women. When he wants to settle down, he will really settle down, which shows that he really likes his wife. The temptation after marriage, experienced long before marriage, is not attractive.

1 1, mistress, don't think about how much you drag. The man you want is just the garbage I throw away.

12, who are you kidding? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.