Collect all the jokes about Zorro

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The mouse goes to the toilet.

The mouse went to the toilet. When he saw the bear, he was too scared to speak. The bear looked at the mouse and said, "Can't you shed your hair?" The mouse shivered and said nothing. The bear asked again, "Can't you depilate?" The mouse trembled and said, "Don't drop it ..."

The bear caught the mouse and wiped his ass and left!

Mousse mouse

The mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, so she followed him to the grass. After a while, a hedgehog came out of the hole. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog and said, "You damn fool, you still say you didn't have an affair? Who do you seduce by rubbing so much mousse? "

Tom and Jerry

Because of financial distress, the cat was forced to work in a bar run by the fox. One day, the mouse insisted on a cat to accompany the wine, and the cat swore an oath. The mouse was furious and said, "You chased Lao Zi to death. Now it's all delivered to your door, and you're a prude! "

Foreign languages are really important.

Once, a big mouse and a little mouse were walking outside the cave. Suddenly, a cat blocked the hole and ran away. The mouse ran like hell, and the cat chased like hell. At the end of his rope, the little mouse turned around and shouted "woof-woof" at the cat. The cat was scared away. The mouse boasted, "Yes, I can do it again. Awesome! " The little mouse wiped a sweat and sighed, "It seems that mastering a foreign language is very important!" " "

The cat caught the mouse.

A mouse was chased by a cat and strayed into a flower shop. The mouse found that there was no way out, so he picked up a bunch of roses as a weapon and made a tenacious resistance. The cat froze for a moment, immediately lowered its head and said shyly, "You damn fool, it's so sudden ..."