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Teach some humorous sentences about chasing girls.

When crossing the road. Man: Come on, kid. Uncle will take you across the street. (grab her hand quickly! Don't put it down when you cross the street, unless her palms are sweaty) Man: Can you do me a favor? Woman: What? Man: I bought a handful of roses. Please keep it for a few days. M: I have always regarded you as my best friend, and I have a secret I really want to tell you. W: What's the secret? M: I fell in love with a girl, and I don't know what to do. Woman: Tell her! Watch her face. ) M: I'm afraid she doesn't like me. what can I do? Woman: ... (Never mind what she says. ) M: Actually, you know her. Woman: Oh? who is it? M: Hmm ... (hesitates, then turns to her ear and whispers her name. If I were your boyfriend, you could do whatever you want. ...