Allegro classic jokes

1. Beating bamboo boards, the sound is loud, let me tell you a story. Big things go by the wayside, let’s talk about small things first. Look at these people, they talk about cosmetics when they meet. Either use this or use that, which one is better? Heck, I don’t know either!

2. Beating bamboo boards makes a lot of noise. Let me talk about it today. Talk about ideals, talk about love, and also talk about health. Eat well and sleep well to live longer. Good health is the most important thing, don’t forget to exercise every day.

3. Hit the bamboo board, laugh, haha, let me praise you today. Praise the teacher, praise the classmates, and also praise the writer. Learn well, play well, and be filled with laughter every day. The teacher teaches so well and the students study so hard!

4. Beat bamboo boards and make jingle bells. Today I will talk about it. Be civilized, polite, and environmentally friendly. Garbage must be sorted, water and electricity should be saved, it starts with me, and we must protect our planet!

5. Hit the bamboo board with a high voice. I will sing it today. Sing red songs, folk songs, and pop songs. The singing sounds are floating, the notes are jumping, everyone comes and sings together! Sing the beauty of the motherland and the happiness of the people!

6. Play bamboo board and say allegro. Let me talk about it today. Talk about history, talk about culture, and also talk about current affairs. Pay attention to national development and social progress, and let us contribute to the country and society together!

7. Beating the bamboo board, the sound reaches the sky. Today I will sing. Sing ancient poems and prose, and also sing traditional opera. The accent is beautiful and the rhythm is strong, everyone should sing together! Inherit Chinese culture and carry forward the national spirit!

8. Hit the bamboo board, laugh, haha, let me praise you today. Praise your classmates, colleagues, and even your neighbors. Live in harmony, help each other, and be good neighbors! Neighbors live in harmony and build a harmonious community!

9. The sound of beating bamboo boards is crispy. Let me talk about it today. Talk about morality, conscience, and responsibility. Be honest and trustworthy, be helpful to others, and let’s all be good citizens! ***Build a civilized society and ***create a better future!

10. Play bamboo board and say allegro. Today I will talk about it. Talk about unity, talk about friendship, and also talk about respect. Respect others, respect yourself, everyone respect each other! Building a harmonious society starts with respect!