A collection of funny and humorous personality quotes. Different people play different roles in your life.

1. Looking up to the future with a proud attitude, my world also has happiness

2. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but in the end he came ashore and we all drowned .

3. You don’t understand me. What I want is dignity, but you only want money.

4. Yu Ji said: Your Majesty, I want to live. The Overlord said: But there are 100,000 people outside. If they capture you, Yu Ji: I can bear 100,000 people. I still want to live. The Overlord cried: One hundred thousand horses, and there are horses. Yu Ji is in tears, Your Majesty, isn’t this you?

5. You have not been punished by God now, and it has not yet reached Lingchi’s time

6. My mother actually showed mercy and said that she would help me provide yellow diamonds in the future. Oh my God, it turns out I was dreaming again

7. My love for you is in exchange for your back. Ban, go to bed, I love you

8. Food is what I want; being thin is also what I want. You cannot have both.

9. Others think I am deep in thought, but in fact I am looking to see if I should pick up a dime on the ground. 10. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap~< /p>

11. Don’t ask me if I’m doing well. You can’t help me if I’m not doing well. It’s not your fault that I’m doing well.

12. Everything I have given you, please return it to me intact.

13. Do you have to understand it as "I love you"? Can't you understand it as "I love you"?

14. A beautiful woman leaves before she hugs you, which often makes the pervert burst into tears

15. Please remember next time, don’t challenge my personality with your temper!

16. I want to give you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to give you comfort, but I haven’t learned how yet; I want to kneel down for you, but the ring is still in the safe.

17. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

18. The real society made me realize the real people

19. Be a groom every day, change the bride every night, there are mothers-in-law all over the country! ! !

20. Don’t believe in a woman’s artistic photos, just like you don’t believe in a man’s promises.

21. A classmate was holding an LV bag, but a kid from a rural area started talking like a donkey

22. I couldn’t find it, and I still lamented how small my waist was back then. 23. If you let me fall apart and live like a zombie, I will let you burn with love and die neatly.

24. It’s not a man’s sin to be flirtatious, it’s the wrong woman he meets.

25. When I need someone to accompany me and someone to comfort me, I realize that the only thing that can accompany me is my mobile phone.

26. Don’t say that this society is very realistic, but people’s hearts are too dark

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27. I can choose to give up. But you can't give up your choice.

28. You thought that cutting off your hair would cut off that memory, but you found that even after cutting off your hair, you still missed it.

29. Let no one say who is the most naughty, it’s all about looking for the plug in the socket

30. There is a kind of prison in the world called a school, a kind of prisoner in the world called a student, and a kind of prisoner in the world called a student. This kind of torture is called homework, and there is a kind of death in the world called examination.

31. There are only two things in my life, neither this nor that.

32. After calculating the salary increase that day and then calculating the pork, I found that I was not even as good as a pig!

33. Are you biological or adopted, your ex-girlfriend or your second girlfriend?

34. Amitabha, if you dare to hit the poor monk, you are not giving Jesus face.

35. Although it is only as fast as a bicycle, you must have the heart of F1.

36. I don’t know if any of you are like me. Do you like to close your eyes when sleeping?

37. I don’t believe that death is the only way through the ages, and wealth and glory are all in vain.

38. What I want is not only your present, but also your future. You must not lose at your own hands.

39. You have quite a personality, but you are not tall and have such a bad personality.

40. There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world. Why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly?

41. Don’t use your life to challenge my driving skills, you can’t afford to get hurt.

42. When I was a child, my mother would read a book before feeding me. When I asked her what she was reading, my mother would always smile and tell me: "The Book of Parenting Experience"! I was very touched, and it wasn’t until I learned to read that I realized that what my mother was reading was the "Piglet Raising Manual."

43. Silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, but why haven’t I seen gold?

44. A mistress is a good thing, she can take away men who don’t love you.

45. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I will also visit you at 12 o'clock tonight!

46. I don’t like mistresses, I only like mistresses

47. Don’t laugh too much, because smiling too much can lead to pregnancy

48. Never tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image!

49. One person’s contribution is too heavy and two people’s minds cannot communicate with each other

50. I said that I am a filter, and everything that comes into my mouth is bleached! clear.

51. Attractive women are not afraid of men’s fickleness, and powerful men are not afraid of women’s reality.

52. Representatives of good men are No. 1, Big Big Wolf, and No. 2, Mr. Ba.

53. Alas, I haven’t picked up money for many years, but today God finally opened his eyes.

54. Different people play different roles in your life. Those who leave must know how to forget.

55. Time can tear apart the disguise of many people and make you admit it with conviction. What a failure you are.

56. It is said that long hair makes short-sighted, but few nuns and monks have given birth to children with high IQs

57. When I got up early in the morning, I instantly traveled from the warm northern hemisphere to the Antarctica.

58. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy