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Why did you use 100 chat opening remarks when you were in college?

Use funny chat opening remarks 100 times more than "What are you doing".

1, good, it's this time again, and interesting me.

2. Who is it? Knock on my chat window

You haven't talked to me for a long time, so please put aside what you are doing to perfunctory me.

4. Going through the motions or directly together

5. Let me think about it. How should I make my debut today to make you remember that I am so shiny?

6. You sunny and handsome man will come out soon.

7. You just won the lottery. Please reply: You are so handsome. 8. Shocked, as soon as the sun rises and the alarm clock rings, a man sends you a message!

Naughty type

1. I miss you actively. Can't you send a message on your own initiative? 2, I have passed the quarantine period, you can rest assured to chat with me.

I think you are a little different today.

I found a terrible thing.

5, children have activities today, your overbearing president has.

Chatting online.

6. Please be prepared. There will be an important event soon. Chat records are being loaded ... 25% ...60% ...75% ... 100%.

7. Today, the mobile phone seems to be possessed and can't stop. I want to say hello to you.

8. Ding ~ Your Prince Charming sent a piece. Come out and get it.

Sexy type

1, my mobile phone suddenly broke down today and I can't stop. I have to say hello to you.

Did you cheat in the exam? Why else do I always get full marks in my heart?

Are you going through the motions, or are you directly together?

4. Alas, what mobile phone should I change to receive your message?

5. Is it convenient to send the position? Let me see where my heart has gone.

Domineering type

1, children, are there any activities today? If there is, I will accompany you, if not, you will accompany me ~

You have the right to choose whether to chat with me or not. Although ... but ... um ... I suggest you chat with me. Why? Why? Because chatting with good-looking people will also make you look good.

Correct opening method

1. At the beginning of the introduction, we added girls' WeChat or girls we met on social software. The first step is to look at the circle of friends sent by girls, or nicknames, personalized signatures and so on.

2. Girls who praise the opening ceremony like to be praised. Praise is not flattery, but recognition of a person. Girls like high-value boys to praise themselves. After all, the photos of girls you see on social software may be a big project that took several hours. But remember not to exaggerate too much. We can praise some details of girls.

3. Time Opening If you really can't think of a good opening on social software, then you can start according to the current time.

Curiosity is human nature and can arouse girls' interest in an instant. Use curiosity to open your chat window smoothly.

Hobbies can bring two strangers closer together in an instant. You can observe the information left by girls on social software and find common topics in girls' personal data as a breakthrough. In order to establish a tacit understanding between two people.