Do you have any funny jokes to share?

1, there is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

2, the daily eating state: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

3, long-distance love, people who often go to the other city may not love it more, or it may be which city has more delicious things.

I really envy dogs, who can live continuously for more than 20 years. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime.

In order to live up to today's fine weather, I decided to go to the basketball court. Sure enough, many friends played basketball, and I picked up many mineral water bottles.

6. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap; Every morning, just after breakfast, I have an impulse to have lunch, dinner and supper.

7. A stone in my heart finally landed, but it really hit my foot!

8. I didn't drink too much. Don't help me. Just now, I spilled wine and got drunk on the road ahead. Please go and help me keep the road and don't let it sway.

9. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure and Laosha's hairstyle are as talkative as Tang Priest! It's getting closer and closer to the west!

10, baldness really shouldn't laugh at baldness, because most baldness is active baldness and almost all baldness is passive baldness.