Silent and funny jokes

1, a sister told her husband before going to bed yesterday that two people should pat each other and fall asleep together, just like patting a baby to sleep. As a result, in the process of filming, her husband slapped him a little hard, and she slapped him back as a joke and hit him even harder, so the two of them hit each other harder and harder and finally got into a fight. . .

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A friend of medical university told me that when the alarm clock rang in the morning, I would get up when I opened my eyes, but I closed it unconsciously. If I open my eyes again, I may be late. After years of research, he found that in his eyes it was autism.

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3. When eating, my daughter said to her father. Dad, you don't smoke, drink or drink tea. Your boyfriend came to see you for the first time. I don't know what gift to bring. After eating half a bowl of rice, my father said deeply, let him bring some Wangwang sorbet?

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Physics can be so romantic. A classmate showed me a passage from our circuit book, and I was very moved. The following is the original words in the book: even if the current is zero at a certain moment, the voltage across the capacitor still exists because there was current in the past. Capacitors can remember the role of current in every moment in the past bit by bit.

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5. Meet a pair of twin children and ask one of them:? What's your name? The children said:? My name is number one. ? Then you must be your brother. ? The children said:? No, I'm a younger brother. ? You are the younger brother, and your name is the first. What's your brother's name? My brother's name is Tie! ? The child said.

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