Are there any jokes about getting up?

Patient: I can't sleep Doctor: This red pill makes you dream of Dehua; Allen's white dream; Green dream of nourishing hair. Patient: So eat it all? Doctor: You can see that this is terrible.

One morning, after getting up, John wandered around the bed, looking very nervous. The wife asked with concern, "What's the matter? What's wrong? " John said, "I had a dream last night. It was difficult for me to chew candy." The wife asked again, "So what? It just hurts! " John was anxious: "But I just found that there is only half a belt left on the bedside table!" " "

A person went to see a psychiatrist and complained that he couldn't sleep. The doctor advised him to hypnotize himself. The doctor said, "After you take off your clothes and go to bed, say to your toes," Toe to sleep! Then he said to his feet, "sleep standing!" "It is the rotation of legs, arms, body, face and eyes, and then I fell asleep." That's what this gentleman did tonight. He said to his toes, "Toes sleep!" " Say, "Sleep on your feet!" Sleep on your legs! "When talking about eyes, his wife came in wearing a transparent pajamas. He immediately shouted, "Get up, all of you! "

Xiao Ming always goes to bed late. One day, Xiaoming's mother criticized him and said, "Look, Xiaohua next door gets up before dawn every day. Can't you get up early? " Xiao Ming confidently replied, "Mom! I'm not like him. The idol of Xiaohua is Dawn! My idol is the writer Longsheng Wo ".

One day, Aaron's sister and husband went back to her mother's house and slept at night ... The next morning, Aaron got up and got ready for school. Before going out, she asked her mother, "Is sister and brother-in-law up?" "Mom said," not yet. So Aaron went to school ... Aaron went home for dinner at noon and asked his mother, "Is sister and brother-in-law up?" "Mom said," not yet. In the afternoon, Aaron came home from school and asked his mother as soon as he entered the door: "Is sister and brother-in-law up?" "Mom said," No, why do you keep asking if your sister and brother-in-law got up today? The onion replied, "Before going to bed last night, I heard my sister ask my brother-in-law to go to the bathroom to get lubricant, but when I got up in the morning, I found that a kind of super glue I put in the bathroom was missing." 」