Joke fart formula

1, there is a couple in the village who want to remarry after three years of divorce. On the day of remarriage, someone asked you how you felt about remarriage. The bride said a classic advertisement, "It's still the original formula, and it's still a familiar taste."

2. On the bus, there were too many people, and suddenly a fart came. Everyone covered their noses and looked around for the source of the fart. No one announced that they were responsible for the incident. Another fart smell, an aunt said angrily, "Who? It's not over yet! " At this time, a word came from the corner of the car: "It is still the original formula, or the familiar taste!

After eight years of divorce, a couple started their second marriage.

On the day of remarriage, colleagues in the unit went to congratulate them, and several naughty boys pestered the bride and groom to listen to their feelings about remarriage. The "groom" was speechless for a long time, but the "bride" standing by was anxious and grabbed the microphone and said a classic advertisement: "It's still the original formula, or the familiar taste!

Humorous jokes

1. I worked part-time in the supermarket during the summer vacation. A guest came in and asked, "How much is that red plum?" "Four and a half dollars." "What shall we do?" "China is 45 yuan." He resolutely took out 45 yuan. I respectfully handed in a pack of Chinese: "I knew it was the big boss at a glance!" " "He said impatiently," cut the crap and buy one for four and a half dollars! " "

On the subway, an old man beside me stared at me for a long time and suddenly said to me, "Look at your face, young man, you should weigh 80 kilograms!" " I was shocked at that time! I said, "Grandpa, you are so accurate. Can you help me look at this year's fortune again? " Uncle replied: "you uncle!" You stepped on my foot! "

In order to make it inconvenient for people to be behind the house, the old king in the city wrote on the wall: "Animals pee here." The next day, he found a farmer leading cattle and horses in the back row of the house and said, "People in the city are really particular, and animals also have places to shit."