Funny love words in the circle of friends.

1. If you are a meteor, I will chase you; If you are a star, I will follow you; If you are a satellite, I will lock you; Unfortunately … you are a gorilla, and I can only see you in the zoo!

Honey, I can't do it. I'm sick to death. This virus has occupied my brain, constantly copying and replaying our happiness together. She must take care of herself when the baby is outside. Good health is really good. It is enough to have you in this life.

3. the sea! The whole thing is water. Spider! It's all about the legs. Pepper! They are all very spicy. Know you! It's so special. No regrets. I don't miss you for a day! That's special. Damn it. I hope the baby will be happy every day and smile from ear to ear!

4. I like you so much. More than coffee, more than sesame sauce, more than eight-treasure porridge; I miss you so much that I broke the telephone pole and burned the phone card. Will you be my Valentine's Day?

When you read this message, I am not your boyfriend anymore. From now on, don't tell anyone that I am your boyfriend, because I will attend all kinds of activities related to you as your husband.

I have been waiting for this day for a long time, and I will always think of you, your smile and your figure from time to time. Today, you are fragrant and full of flowers, attracting bees. I can't believe I can't sting you!

7. I use a Pentium kernel to cut good luck, copy happiness, paste good luck, send messages, open your files, download your data, and store "I love you" in your hard disk forever!

Eight. Love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

Nine. False imperial edict: My mother said that I was actually young, and now my studies are the most important, so I can't concentrate on other aspects. Dad said that men are basically bad things. They change every year, and they have changed a lot in three years. Grandma said that men should find their duty, take care of their families and make money. Grandpa said a good man should have a sense of responsibility ... so now they control my flow. Do they already know that you are after me?

You know, when I miss you, I bite my finger. Since I fell in love with you and cultivated this hobby, I have never used nail clippers again, and my nails are still very clean. This is the price of love!

1 1. Get married in my village. The conditions in our village are not bad: clothing depends on spinning, eating depends on gathering, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, traffic depends on walking, communication depends on yelling, public security depends on dogs, and heating depends on shaking.

12. Strict family education law: If my family has family rules, you should not talk to boys within 1 meter, talk for more than 5 minutes, meet boys, come home late for more than 20 minutes, and don't dress up irrelevant men for no reason. Don't make eye contact with boys for more than 5 seconds, and don't make phone calls with boys for more than 1 minute ... (Of course, this family rule only works for you)

13. Write that it was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, forgetting that the beauty of the stars is you, forgetting that the book has turned yellow, forgetting that you are the destination of Qian Shan, forgetting that the iron horse is you, and forgetting that the glacier is you.

14. The body is hot, and the desire boils in the body like boiling water. But he just caressed and kissed, like taking every vegetable on the chopping board seriously and cutting it clean, but he refused to cook.

15. Heart Sutra of Leftover Women: The person I love has flown away, and the person who loves me has not come yet, so the word love bird is gone, only one bird is left; In fact, I don't ask much, that is, I will appear on the same revelation of seeking love with you and hold hands with you until I am old.

16. Today, I confessed to the male god. He gave me a silent look, turned and walked into the classroom, bringing a girl out. In an instant, I understood that when I was leaving, the male god took me and smiled and said to the girl, "Sister, she is the sister-in-law I often told you."

17. Stock speculation has depreciated; Driving has depreciated; Buying a house has depreciated. You will never be grateful until you have it. To me, you are priceless. Knowing you in my life has really made a fortune.

18. Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone. Don't laugh at my infatuation. I am destined to meet you in this life, and I will wait for you all my life. I'll let you go easily and issue a love permit. Without you, life will have no scenery, and the news will clear up, waiting for you for a lifetime.

I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and your smell. Let my thoughts turn into white clouds in the sky and bring my love for you. Honey, come back. My son and I miss you. 20. In spring, you are like a flower in the field, reflecting my heart; In summer, you are as gentle as fire, and the sunshine warms my heart; In autumn, you are the cool breeze from the evening breeze, which makes me extremely excited; In winter, you are a snow-white angel, which makes me feel extremely happy.