Jokes about sanitary napkins delivered to your door.

How do boys avoid embarrassment when buying sanitary napkins for their girlfriends?

Can this embarrassment be avoided?

It's like asking, "How to eat shit is better?"

This is an unavoidable question, okay?

I suddenly thought of a friend's personal experience:

Go out with your girlfriend one day.

Well, the kind of date where you can get a room.

Then I found out that my girlfriend was menstruating!

I didn't bring a sanitary napkin either.

Tucao:

I wonder why girls don't wear this during their physiological period!

Of course, my friend has no time to complain.

Under the "gentle" reminder of my girlfriend,

Go to the supermarket to buy sanitary napkins

Here comes the question!

It's raining heavily outside, and the supermarket is more than one kilometer away from the hotel.

Man!

He said that this pain in the wind and rain is nothing!

So I rushed out quickly!

He is wearing slippers.

There is a thunderstorm outside. ...

I don't care what brand of supermarket I run.

Take one and get ready to go.

"Say, handsome boy, you took the wrong one! This is a sanitary napkin! "

Under the gaze of a group of aunts "concern"

The salesman reminded him kindly.

Friends are embarrassed!

In order not to embarrass himself, he went back and changed a pack of toilet paper!

Then he ran 100 meters and changed to a supermarket.

Picked a salesman who didn't talk much.

Then I bought some snacks.

Try to muddle through

however ...

"Is this for mom?" The salesman actually spoke!

He observed the first five people, and she didn't speak!

But this question is ok!

The friend nodded at once. "Yes, yes, it's for mom."

Great mother, please bring a pot for the baby!

Walking out of the supermarket, the rain outside has stopped.

The road is full of water.

Friends are wearing slippers.

Not that important

Man!

He said that this pain in the wind and rain is nothing!

Another mile of trekking!

Finally arrived at the hotel!

Send sanitary napkins to your girlfriend.

"What did you buy this for? This is for aunt! "

Aunt? ! ! !

"Is there an aunt series?" My friend has a look of eating shit!

"Otherwise you can use it!"

"no! Li Bai can, but my mother can't! "

Friends are helpless! Had to run away again.

Man!

He said that this pain was nothing in the storm!

My friend remembered something on the road. ...

I seem to forget to ask my girlfriend what brand she wants.

The cell phone is dead, so it is impossible to make a phone call.

I have been to the first two supermarkets, so it is not appropriate to go again.

A friend takes a taxi tactfully.

Then I went to the nearby supermarket and bought a big bag of sanitary napkins.

Well, it's a big bag with five brands!

Why not be embarrassed this time?

That's bullshit！

Try buying it three times in a row!

I bought a taxi and went back.

My girlfriend is not angry this time!

Two people lay quietly in bed watching TV series.

Do you think this is over?

No, no, no.

15 minutes later ...

"I have a stomachache," said my girlfriend.

"ah! What should I do? " As a straight man, my friend was cheated again.

"Help me buy some painkillers!" Girlfriend said

"Good ..." My friend went downstairs again!

Fortunately, the hospital is opposite the hotel!

But!

This medicine is a little expensive!

I spent all my money on sanitary napkins!

Then there was another upsurge of going to the bank to withdraw money to buy medicine.

Friendly reminder to ladies:

In order to prevent accidents, please remember your physiological cycle.

Friendly reminder to men:

In order to prevent accidents, please remember your girlfriend's physiological cycle.

Hmm?

How do I know so many details?

Hehe, pull him out for a drink in the middle of the night.

Tucao 3 times!

I have to pay for the meal!

I don't remember being a ghost!