It's so annoying now, who will tell a joke?

One day, a man came home and found his wife and another man hugging in bed. He flew into a rage, picked up a pistol from one place and killed his wife. Then he ran to the nearby police station and surrendered himself. At the trial, the judge asked him, "Why didn't you kill her lover and kill your wife?" "I killed her, but she was alone." The man explained, "If I don't kill her, I'm afraid I'll kill many others from time to time."

2. The neighbor's whole family moved away, and the house of 6.5438+0.45 million was sold for 6.5438+0.4 million. You heard me right, that is, 654.38+0.40 million was sold, and then a new neighbor bought it at 654.38+0.45 million. The new neighbor just lived for a month and sold 6.5438+0.4 million. It's been a week since he moved away.

On weekends, my son can't stay in bed. This morning, I urged: the early bird catches the worm and can't sleep anymore. The son "hmm" and nothing happened. I patted him on the cheek: you little slacker, get up quickly. The son sat up directly: mom, it's time for the lazy boy to get up late, or the bird will eat him. After that, my son lay down again, and I was speechless.