Who knows the classic funny code?

There are many argots in this funny joke. Just look down.

1. Laugh at the classic anecdote joke about girls, female: "What kind of girls do you like?" Man: "I like girls who are not good-looking." Woman: "What do you think of me?" Male: "Honey, I like ugly girls, not ugly girls …" Female: "Get out! Get out!"

2. It is not enough for a girl to say "no" when she asks if you are fat or ugly. You must also show considerable surprise. You can lean back and stare at her with a black question mark, and be shocked by her asking such a question. God replied: Isn't this the most basic courtesy?

3. Eat a funny joke at midnight. At midnight snack that night, my daughter-in-law wanted to eat duck head and accompany her to buy it. The shopkeeper said three dollars each, and the daughter-in-law said ten dollars for three. I thought the shopkeeper would say that business was difficult, so I sold it to you so late! Who knows the shopkeeper said to me, "Brother, is this sister your daughter-in-law?" You must give her money in the future! "

4. Teacher: There was a theft in our class today. According to my investigation, the time to lose things was before eight o'clock in the morning. Now, please raise your hands before eight o'clock. . . Ok, let's call it a day about losing things. The monitor will note that the students who didn't raise their hands just now are late.

The teacher wrote a blackboard exercise and asked,' Who will come up to do these exercises?' The classmate woke up the sleeping monitor and told him that the teacher told him to clean the blackboard. The monitor stepped onto the platform and kept smiling with relief, but then, the monitor took the blackboard eraser and wiped the whole blackboard.

6. Xiaoming raises his hand when he wants to go to the toilet in class. Teacher: What can I do for you? Xiao Ming stood up and said, teacher, I want to go to the toilet! The teacher looked at him and said, sit down. The teacher doesn't want to go to the toilet. Xiaoming! @#! @#! @#

7. Today, I chatted with a high school teacher and joked: Teacher, I forgot all the knowledge you taught me. Can I drop out of school? Teacher: OK! ! From now on, you tell me about the three-year course. . Me. . . Teacher: sample, I won't tidy up you yet! ! !

8. I asked my children to recite it, and I saw the secret book of Xueba on the Internet-reciting 50 words every day, 365 days a year, why can't I chew the English dictionary? Daughter: "Will memorizing so many words block your brain?" Little nephew: "I'm not afraid, my dad says I have no brain!" " "