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What jokes did you make when driving someone else's car for the first time? User: 100 mph is 100 mph.
@ Forgotten Blue Sky: I left the driving school. The first car I drove was my colleague's Haval H2. I let him go out for a ride alone and give him some oil when he comes back. As a result, I was asked to open the tank cover at the gas station, but I couldn't find it for a long time. As a result, the uncle at the gas station said with a smile that the switch of this car should be under the cab door. Girl, this car is not yours, is it? The air is awkward in an instant.
@ Ice Age: My wife drove my car and put down the handbrake until she got to work. As a result, she called me halfway and said that the car was quite agile. Why is it so meaty today? At work, the hood of the car is smoking. . .
@ Visit here: I have been driving a Tiggo 8 at home before, never driven a Lexus hybrid car, and once borrowed a car from a friend to go out and do something. I'm used to the hum of the crash. As a result, when I got to the car, the screen lit up, but there was no sound. Then I turned off my phone and called again, so I called back and forth four times. Finally, I tried the throttle gently. As a result, the car drove away ... only then did I know that there was silence in the car, a little turtle.
@ Prince in the puddle: I once drove a friend's car, which was very luxurious. When I was running at high speed, I kept driving at the speed of 100 per hour. When I returned the car, my friend asked me how fast I was driving, so I said 100, but I didn't dare to drive too fast. As a result, my friend said helplessly, "Look, I received several speeding tickets." Finally, I learned that the odometer of his car was in English, and the 100 mph on the dashboard was actually160 km/h.
@ Pig who doesn't want to go to work: I'm embarrassed to think about it. As a female driver with a driver's license for two years, she is quite confident in her driving skills. As a result, I borrowed my friend's Reiz to drive that day and wanted to experience the feeling of rear drive. My friend helped me start the car, but I couldn't find the handbrake when I finally stopped. I also called him and asked him, "Why doesn't this car have a handbrake?" Finally, I realized that this was a foot brake.
Finally, I believe that something similar happened around us. Welcome to leave a message to share some interesting experiences and let everyone have a good time.
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