Jokes in classical Chinese, urgent!

"How come there are no thieves?" 》

A little thief entered the house late at night, opened the door, and saw that his owner’s indica rice was completely full in his vat. Therefore, indica is obtained from the dark room. When the owner woke up, he heard all the sounds, so he looked at him and saw a little thief squatting next to him, pouring all the indica rice onto his short shirt. The master slept down and took the little thief's blouse to cover him.

The wife woke up and heard the rustling sound. She whispered to her husband, "There is a thief."

The husband pretended to be angry and said, "The woman is ignorant, how can there be a thief?" ?"

The little thief was angry and said, "Why is there no thief? Why was my short shirt stolen?"