Five jokes related to words

0 1. The student wrote in his composition: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road, and I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

02 .. Every time a person writes carelessly, he writes a word.

One day, because my wife and brother were ill, I wanted to send a book greeting, but I was afraid to write another word. I asked the scholar in the village, "How to write uncle's handwriting?" 」

The scholar replied, "All the time, one day." "(old, short for uncle. )

The man wrote the word "Dan" under the word "day". Ask again, "How do you write eggplant? 」

The scholar replied, "Add a word to the cursive prefix." 」

This person mistakenly thought it was someone else's house and wrote the word "Meng". Ask again, "How to write the word eye?" 」

The scholar replied, "Next to the word eye, add a root word. 」

This man thinks "The Forest of Trees" is a big book.

If you send a letter to a big burden, don't eat it. If you eat it, I'm afraid it will hurt the roots of Da Dan.

03. The student wrote in the composition: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

04. Personal experiences are all caused by handwritten mobile phones ~

Once I replied to the message and typed "OK" ~

I didn't think it was "shit" ~ ~

The other party is depressed to death ~

05. There is a student who always writes "rest" as "drinking".

He wrote in his diary: "The monitor instructed us to pour the sewage. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip. Finally, we were too tired to drink secretly. ...