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An interesting story is not a joke. Shorter, about 1 min.

jack ass

One day, Peter went shopping. The shopkeeper wanted to sell his bike to him, so he said, "Look, all the bikes here are beautiful. I can choose the best and sell it to you so that you can ride it to see your crops every day. "

"Oh, no!" Peter said, "I don't need a bike. I think it is better to add another cow to my cowshed. "

"If you say so," said the boss, "you'll have to ride an ox into town. How stupid! "

"Really, I don't think so." Peter went on to say, "which is more stupid than riding an ox into the city and milking a cow with a bicycle?"

attack by innuendo

The price of materials is not high, and the quality is not low. The key is whether it is useful to yourself. In this humorous story, cows are of course far more important to farmers than bicycles.

good person

A passerby was walking in the street when he suddenly saw a car without a driver, driving slowly along the street.

He ran forward without hesitation, jumped into the car, firmly stepped on the brakes and the car stopped.

He looked around for the owner when a man stood up from behind the car. Passers-by asked him, "Is this your car?"

The man replied, "Yes!"

Passers-by asked him again, "Did you know it was walking slowly in the street just now?" The man replied, "Of course, because I pushed this car." But somehow, I can't push it now. "

attack by innuendo

Of course, being helpful is a good thing and should be strongly advocated, but if you start to "help" enthusiastically without knowing the situation, the result may be that the more you help, the more busy you are, but you will be looked down upon. Therefore, Jews often say: blind enthusiasm is sometimes not only useless, but also can be bad.