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If you say a good night to yourself, it’s not so much inappropriate as it’s not loving enough.

1. Anyone who doesn’t like but doesn’t say it, doesn’t accept or reject, doesn’t hold on and doesn’t let go is a jerk.

2. If you like a boy, you rarely reply to him when you send him messages, but you can always see him active in other people’s friend circles...so I really don’t like him... ...

3. Hot and cold is one-half of my liking. It may be too realistic. I know there will be no result, but I am reluctant to give it up, but I dare not invest too much. It is a bit like mushrooms.

4. It’s not so much inappropriate as not loving enough.

5. So what is the type of person who ignores you at first, then gets into a heated conversation, and ends up being silent.

6. I can let go calmly, but I feel unwilling to do so, so what, my dignity is important.

7. You can see a lot more clearly while it is still early, choose carefully, and be worthy of yourself and the rest of your life.

8. If you ignore me, you don’t like me. Then why don't you say break up? If I find someone else at this time, will you think that I have come out?

9. In fact, I’m afraid it’s just two people who like each other. But I have adjusted now and don’t take some things too seriously. Although I am not very good or outstanding, I will never allow myself to be humble.

10. When we started, we talked about everything and showed our affection to everyone. I kept my reserve in front of you. In the end, when you saw me taking off my disguise, I became hot and cold, and finally broke up on the grounds of being in another place. Since we don’t love each other anymore, we shouldn’t bother each other anymore. Let’s take it easy and be safe.

12. Even if I knew it, I wouldn’t want to believe it. I like him, but he says he won't like me.

13. I am used to being indifferent, and I have let myself go.

14. When you say you feel sick in your stomach and he laughs, it’s not that he doesn’t understand, he just doesn’t care about you that much. He just says a few words in a perfunctory way when you talk about feelings. He just ignores the problem with his expression. It should be a happy thing for you, but in his eyes he can't see the point you are talking about...

15. He always Very busy, very busy, sometimes all I need is a greeting, I always have insomnia at night and almost something else

16. You chat with her in full swing, but you are not willing to reply to me a word. Look, he just doesn't like you, so why bother insisting on it? Just let yourself go.

17. Love is like this. I don’t know how many times I have told myself that being too proactive will be cheap, but I still can’t control myself. There is so much negative energy these days that no one wants to deal with it.

18. What I fear most is that she ignores me. Hahaha because I like her and she just treats me as a friend.

19. I can only treat you as dead. If you want to come back to me one day, remember to hold it back. I won’t wait for you anymore. Go away.

20. As long as you miss me too, it doesn’t matter if I shamelessly come to you. The most classic love quotes of 2020 - Love is more like hatred than friendship

Marriage is a mistake, having children is a mistake, divorce is enlightenment, remarriage is obsession, and divorce is enlightenment.

Huang Weiren, an American psychologist and professor at Northwestern University, said.

I love you, BMW.

A female college student put her courtship business card on a BMW.

For my family, I manage gender relations within the framework of cross-Strait relations every day, and I promote cross-Strait relations on the basis of gender relations. Now I have two children, which have become my most substantial achievements in promoting cross-strait relations.

An assistant professor in Taiwan said so because his wife is a mainland girl.

Men come here to seek stimulation, while women are mostly stimulated.

An employee of a one-night stand club in Chongqing said.

I am young and my husband is worried.

A beauty slogan.

I once cried for you and now I live for you; I will die for you and devote all my life to you.

The poem in the Korean best-selling love novel "Chrysanthemum Smell" is regarded by Kong Qingdong as the "Ode to Man" of Korean women.

The big one hides in marriage, the small one hides in bed.

A married man laughs at himself.

The most common thing about falling in love, getting your hair done, and going out to restaurants is that no matter how hard you try and take every step, you will still get lucky in the end.

Columnist Qisejia said this.

If I can't find the feeling of loving someone in my whole life, then I will let myself down so much.

Many people suspected that Li Yapeng would lie to Faye Wong and let her down. Faye Wong herself was very open-minded and responded like this.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Some people say this:

Sleep for 8 hours, work for 8 hours, and fall in love for 8 hours.

——The ideal "March 8" living condition of the great beauty Xiao Qiang.

Your face is too big, blocking my sunshine, I want to break up with you.

——The lines from the Korean drama "Mr. Mermaid" are the most unique reasons for breaking up.

Say "I'm sorry" more often and "Yes, dear" more often.

——The secret of love of Percy and Florence Smith, the British couple with the longest marriage record in the world confirmed by the Guinness Book of World Records editorial board. Percy is 105 years old, Florence is 100 years old, and they have been married for 80 years.

You must find a good woman. She doesn’t have to be too smart or too stupid; she doesn’t have to be too old or too young. Remember, this woman must be able to do laundry and cook.

——Saddam’s mate selection advice to the soldiers guarding him.

I will be loyal as long as our love lasts. I can love you until we break up, and I will until I don’t want to.

——Now the most popular wedding vows in the United States. People think that the traditional vow "until death do us part" is too general and old-fashioned, so they are keen on more affordable declarations. Julia Roberts's wedding vows to her second husband, Daniel Moder, were "Love, support but will not obey (you)", while Sandra Bullock's vows when marrying a racing driver were "We "As long as the engine can run, I can always love you."

The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you, but when we clearly love each other but can't be together.

——The ending of the movie "The Great Sage" tampered with Zhang Xiaoxian's classic quotations.

A broken pot has its own broken lid, and a broken person has his own broken love!

——Female writer Zhao Zhao said in "What to do, don't be emotional".

If judged by its superficial effects, love looks more like hatred than friendship.

——Line from the hit TV series "I Want to Fall in Love Really".

Experiencing a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don’t have to pay for the chocolate, you still have to pay for the weight loss.

— A punchline from the TV show "Swing Girls."

The three theories of outstanding men: Most women can get into bed, a few women can get their eyes on, and a very small number of women can get their attention.

——A saying spread among college students.

Be with him without fear of death, nor fear of living to a very old age...

- One of the conditions for an ideal lover.

For men, falling in love is like hanging paintings in an empty heart; for women, it is like listening to music - a room may be decorated with several paintings at the same time, but it can only allow one melody. circulation.

I am so touched: If I find a girlfriend, I will love her very much, and I will do my best to be good to her. If she is willing, I will thank her for being nice to me. Thank you for your tolerance for everything I have done. . . . . The love I hope for does not mean that there should be surprises every day or something fancy, because I have never done that. . . . (Where can I find such a good boy~~) - "The Story Behind"

Wei Xiaochen's view on love: Ordinary love is the love I yearn for. ——"The Story Behind"

——Japanese cartoonist and author of "Tokyo Love Story" Fumi Shibamon describes the difference between men and women in viewing love.

Within a few seconds of meeting, most people make a decision whether to continue dating the other person, and some people even only need 3 seconds.

——Psychologists from the University of Pennsylvania in the United States said in a research report that for most young men and women, they will quickly determine whether they are "destined" for the other person on a first date.

I am disappointed. Where can a person over 40 who does not smoke, drink or go to bars find someone to date?

——A branch of Wal-Mart in the United States canceled the "Singles Shopping" event in August to facilitate customers to find their special someone. Dale Falbo, a 63-year-old customer, was very dissatisfied with this.

The legal age for marriage for men is 22 years old, and the legal age for soldiering is 17 years old. This shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy.

——In modern society, the negotiating position of women is obviously higher than that of men, especially in families, so there is such ridicule.

Wife means washing, ironing, falling out, etc. (Etc.).

——Someone wrote an article explaining the meaning of wife.

When marrying, you must marry a man whose salary is at least 3571.4 yuan higher than yours.

——A netizen obtained the happiness index of unmarried women through a series of calculations.

Comrade smokers who hold this certificate are completely virgins, have good behavior, and are free from diseases and pests. Women, please feel free to use it; it is valid for 1314 years; issued by the International Beauty Federation.

——Some people in the Chongqing market printed "virgin certificates" and "pickup licenses" on special cigarette boxes and lighters for public sale.

He must be older than me, even if it is just one day older; he must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter taller; he must be better than me in ability, even if he only makes one penny more.

——Said a 38-year-old unmarried female white-collar worker in Guangzhou. At present, 70% of Guangdong's young women are older. Relevant departments are encouraging sibling relationships to solve marriage problems. They also say that some older women's backward ideas about mate selection are one of the reasons why they are still waiting for marriage. A talk about broken love: The beauty of fireworks is not so much lost to the night as it is left to the silence

1. There once was a woman who entered my world like an elf. A year later, she disappeared without a trace, as if she had never appeared in my life. But every time I dreamed about her at midnight, it was all about her smile, and everything seemed like yesterday.

2. Ten thousand shadows cannot stack up to a height of one millimeter, just like how much I love you is in vain.

3. Worry will come out of your eyes if you cover it for a long time.

4. When chatting with someone, do you always feel that she has a crush on you? In fact, it’s not that you think too much but that you are too lonely.

5. If you enter "story" on Google, you can get 113,000,000 results, but if you enter "ending", you can only get 449,000,000 results. It can be seen that not every story has an ending.

6. I am just an ordinary person, and I will let you go when it hurts. I won't make excuses for your departure, just like when I thought you wouldn't leave.

7. If one day I choose to leave, what I want is not to keep you, but to let go, because if you really cherish me, I will not leave.

8. The beauty of fireworks is not so much lost to the night as it is left to loneliness.

9. All the joys and sorrows have been reduced to ashes. No matter which road in the world, I can’t walk with you.

10. We said goodbye with a smile, but we knew that goodbye was far away.

11. I always thought that I had forgotten the past, but it turns out that I just escaped from the past.

12. As you said, one day I will stand in a place that I could not see before. It's just that you don't care how lonely I will be standing in that place. A word to myself_A word to myself

1. Don’t frown even if you are unhappy, because you never know who will fall in love with your smile

2. Sometimes Not wanting to reveal the ugliness under the mask is not a fear, it is a kind of kindness.

3. When you encounter a question you don’t want to answer, look directly into the other person’s eyes, smile and remain silent.

4. When someone asks you for something, look at him or her with a smile and say: What do you want in exchange for me?

5. When someone tries to make trouble with you unreasonably, watch quietly. He said: I wish you a good mood. Then leave.

6. Walk with your head up and your chest high. When you meet someone you don’t want to greet, nod, smile, and walk straight past.

7. If you don’t like someone, you can respond with a silent smile;

8. Please remember that a smile is the best medicine in life.

9. When you are tired, don’t worry about it. A friendship that makes you feel tired is not worth cherishing.

10. Happiness is the most important. Who, what, and what makes you happy, you should be with them. If something makes you unhappy, leave him. If there are no conditions, you will leave him even if you create conditions.

11. Love is like multiplication, if one of the terms is zero, the result will always be zero

12. I will never hurt the person who loves me and the person I love

13. I have a clear understanding of the weaknesses of human nature, but I will always believe in sincere love and always have a pure yearning for love.

14. Even if you are in love, don’t use your boyfriend’s money every day, as that will put a heavy burden on the person you love.

15. He may not be the best, but he must be the most suitable for you.

16. Don’t trample on your dignity. You can live without him, but you cannot live without your own dignity.

17. If you choose him, don’t leave him easily, because you must have sufficient reasons when you choose him.

18. If you choose him, you must love him well. His happiness is your own happiness.

19. Forgive and understand each other more towards those you love.

20. Be willing to do anything for the person you love.

21. See through but don’t tell. For many things, as long as you know them in your heart, there is no need to say them out loud.

22. As long as it does not violate the principles, be tolerant to others and help when you can. Never push people to death or leave a way out for them.

23. Don’t always tell others about your difficulties and expose your vulnerability.

24. Please remember that the definition of a good friend is: if you do well, she is happy for you from the bottom of her heart; if you do not do well, she is sincerely anxious for you.

25. You don’t have that many viewers, so don’t be so tired.

26. You can be very direct when speaking, and people are straightforward. That is better than hypocrisy.

27. Doing good deeds may not necessarily lead to good rewards. Honest people are often the ones who suffer. But the good thing is that you have no regrets.

28. Never waste a minute of your time thinking about anyone you don’t like.

29. How many people will say the same sentence when they are about to leave this world. This world is really helpless and bleak!

30. Love is not a charity and cannot be given casually. . There is no formula, no principle, and no reason to follow in feelings. But people are still persisting and pursuing until death.

31. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with compassion and a gentle attitude, so that others can easily accept it.

32. Those who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for opportunity is a fool.

33. Being able to say but not do is not true wisdom.

34. Listen more carefully to what others have to say, and don’t rush to express your own opinions.

35. The same bottle, why do you put poison? The same mentality, why are you full of troubles?

36. We will always keep what we can’t get. If you think he is wonderful, it is because you know too little about him and have no time to spend with him. One day, when you understand deeply, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you imagined.

37. There is only smoothness in this world, not perfection.

38. If you are alive for one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I noticed that there were people who had no feet.

39. The more attention you have to paying attention to others, the less time you have to reflect on yourself. Do you understand?

40. If you want to know about the swords and wars in the world, you can only listen to the sound of the slaughterhouse in the middle of the night. . Don't just complain about your illness and disasters, but look at how many sentient beings have died under your sword?

41. Hatring others is a great loss to yourself.

42. Everyone has life, but not everyone understands life or even cherishes it. For those who do not understand life, life is a punishment to them.

43. People who think they have wealth are actually possessed by wealth.

44. Emotional attachment is the cause of distress. Only when you let go of emotional attachment can you feel free.

45. Letting go is not about muddle along and follow the rules, but about doing your best and obeying destiny.

46. Don’t be too sure of your own opinions, this way you will have fewer regrets.

47. When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can deceive you.

48. It is shameful for people to cover up their own shortcomings by hurting others.

49. A person who is full of jealousy, is not honest in his heart, and speaks incorrectly cannot be regarded as a person with good facial features.

50. Tell more jokes and deal with things with a humorous attitude, so that life will be easier.

51. Those who live in the applause of others cannot withstand the test.

52. Don’t deliberately guess what others think. If you don’t have the wisdom and experience to make the right judgment, you will usually make mistakes.

53. To understand a person, you only need to see whether his starting point and destination are the same, and you can know whether he is sincere.

54. The truth of life is just hidden in the dull.

55. If you don’t take a shower, the perfume will not smell good if you apply it hard. Fame and honor come from true talent and practical learning. Virtues are naturally fragrant.

56. Instead of rejecting the fact that it has become a fact, you might as well accept it.

57. Adversity is a necessary process for growth. Those who have the courage to accept adversity will grow stronger day by day.

58. You have to thank the person who told you about your shortcomings.

59. People who can think of others will never be lonely.

60. If you can discover your own shortcomings as accurately as you can see the shortcomings of others, then your life will be extraordinary.

61. Don’t be aggressive when speaking, don’t be lethal, don’t praise your abilities, don’t criticize others, and you will naturally turn your enemies into friends.

62. A person who often looks at the shortcomings of others is not good enough himself because he has no time to review himself.

63. Right and wrong happen every day. If you don’t listen, there will be no right and wrong. him, then you must tolerate some of his shortcomings.

65. To overcome the fear of death, you must accept the concept that everyone in the world will die.

66. Although you hate a person, you can still find his advantages and benefits. There are too few cultivated people like this in the world.

67. Face your inner conflicts and stains honestly, and don’t deceive yourself.

68. Karma has never owed us anything, so please don’t complain.

69. We do have such advantages, but we also have to hide some of them. This is called self-cultivation.

70. The reason why people suffer is that they pursue the wrong things.

71. When you are happy, you have to think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you have to think that the pain is not eternal.

72. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself, and changing yourself can you change others.

73. Don’t waste your life on something you will definitely regret.

74. When you let go, there will be no worries.

75. Every trauma is a kind of maturity.

76. When you know the confusion, you are not pitiful. When you don’t know the confusion, you are the most pitiful.

77. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved.

78. Don’t be dissatisfied with others all the time. You should always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, you will suffer yourself.

79. You have to be tolerant of those who have different opinions from you, so that life will be easier. If you keep trying to change him, it will be very painful for you. You have to learn how to tolerate him. You have to learn how to tolerate him.

80. To admit one's own greatness is to admit one's own doubts.

81. If a person cannot forgive others from his heart, then he will never feel at ease.

82. People who are filled with their own opinions and ideas will never hear the voices of others.

83. It only takes one sentence to destroy a person, but it takes a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please be more merciful.

84. When you persuade others, if you do not take into account the self-esteem of others, then no matter how good your words are, they will be useless.

85. Don’t mix arrogance with your wisdom. Do not let your humility lack wisdom.

86. There is no need to look back to see who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to lie down and bite him back?

87. Jealousy Others will not add any benefits to yourself. Being jealous of others cannot diminish other people's achievements.