Are you going crazy, or are you already crazy?

1, childlike memories, their voices are the purest in the world, without a trace of clutter.

My happiness is to have you by my side forever.

[I feel sad when everyone who makes me laugh leaves *]

4. Sometimes if you love too clearly, you will be at a loss.

Many things don't insist on seeing hope, but insist on seeing hope.

6. Never give up what you really want. Although it is difficult to wait, it is even more regrettable.

We don't need to learn by rote. We need to use basic knowledge to develop and improve the thinking ability of every learner.

8. The so-called rainbow is just that as long as the heart is transparent, light can reflect hope.

9. What makes you sad now, you will say it with a smile one day.

10, memory is not terrible, what is terrible is memory.

1 1. No matter what the past is, let us grow into ourselves now.

12, there is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day. Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

13, it's not good employees who don't want a raise, and it's not good employees who always want a raise.

14, are you going crazy, or are you already crazy/count/

15, I tell you, this is my first time dealing with children. Don't bother me. I'm telling you, if you bother me again, I'll kick you out

16, I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

17, the old wound has not healed. Only courage is the only weapon to save yourself.

18. If a tree seedling refuses to be pruned for fear of pain, it will never become a useful tree.

19, even if you know half the truth through your own efforts, it is better than parroting the whole truth.

If you don't go out for a walk, you will think that this is the whole world.

2 1, what do you say?

22. Do you understand the pain of pushing you to others, just like freezing your hands outside in winter and spilling boiling water?

23, love for a long time, only to know how distressed.

24. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on shoulders and some focus on hooking up.

25. My wings were burned by a tear and I couldn't fly to heaven.

26. I am a god and you are a demon. You're already famous. Let me tell you something about China. You are not qualified at all.

27. This is my first day at work. . A little nervous ~ ~ Am I handsome? ! ~

28. Jealousy/Jealousy/Jealousy/Jealousy/Jealousy Top ~

29. There is no result, because it has never started. .....

I'm crazy, you're stupid.

I'm crazy, you're stupid, from one to ten.

A chance to get to know you,

See you twice, pay attention to you,

Dating you three times and four times,

I miss you very much,

90% should like you,

I am absolutely sure that I love you.

I'm crazy, you're stupid.

I'm crazy, you're stupid,

I became a family in a daze,

Come back right after work,

Say again that you love me.

Print your smile

Delete yesterday's troubles,

Make sure you are happy today,

Set the happiness of tomorrow,

Store eternal love,

Eliminate hatred in the world,

Paste the beautiful mood,

Copy the intoxicating scenery,

Print your smile!

It's nothing. Disinfect and wash hands.

Moonlight is as thick as wine,

The spring breeze gently blows the willows,

Peach blossoms have been in bloom for a long time.

I don't know if you've seen it,

Viruses are rare in the world,

Don't wander around,

It's nothing. Disinfect and wash your hands!

A limerick

Novels and comic games can't be abandoned;

Basketball, football and billiards must be unreserved;

English physical geography is ignored by all sides;

Chinese, math, chemistry, I won't kill myself.

Lack of calcium from childhood, lack of love when you grow up.

Lack of calcium from childhood, lack of love when I grow up,

Grandma doesn't hurt, and neither does uncle.

The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking.

The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

Lack of calcium from childhood, lack of love when you grow up.

Lack of calcium from childhood, lack of love when I grow up,

Grandma doesn't hurt, and neither does uncle.

The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking.

The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

Fourth-class children

Blessed are the first-class children,

Second-class children are out of breath,

Third-class children rely on luck.

The fourth-class child is angry.

The shining sun in the sky

The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me,

The bird says morning, morning. Why are you carrying an explosive bag?

I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know.

I ran as soon as I pulled the rope, and boom, the school exploded!

The rose in my heart.

You are a flower,

But not lifeless plastic flowers,

It's not a short-lived fresh cut flower,

But a rose rooted in my heart.

Depression and madness talk about depression and madness talk about it.

Depressed crazy, tell me.

1, I think every answer has a place to go. Tired birds return to the Woods, rivers merge into the sea, and evaporated water vapor condenses into clouds and floats on your head. I can't catch the fog. I can't catch you.

People living in the world will always be like an abyss. In fact, there has never been a word "turning back" in this world. At most, it is just a fresh start.

3./kloc-Enjoy iced flowers in the morning and smoke at night in February. This is a stable place and changeable. No swaying, the years have passed. The snow is not full, and the heart is frosted. I am the one who turns snow and worries into poems and sings them to you.

Fortunately, I seem to let you go a little. I should meet new people, climb mountains together, lie in bed for three days with leg pain, and cook hot pot together. The hot air makes my lenses foggy. We walked out of the cinema hand in hand and shared the last popcorn.

I didn't bother him again, and he didn't think of me again.

I don't regret loving you, but if I could go back to the past, I would choose not to know you.

7. You know how stupid a person who is deeply in love is. There are so many people in the world who can love that person. You should put on a coat of heroism, knowing that there is no ending and still loving him. Why bother?

8. Sometimes, I just want to cry because I feel wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed. Sometimes, I just want to swear, because I feel bad. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet, because I am really tired.

9. Trust me, write a few lines. The most rhyming thing is actually my sigh.

10, when people are young, they feel that people are everywhere, and other people's business is your business. After middle age, they feel that there is nothing in this world except their families.

1 1. This is your skeleton in my closet. With the dark tide at night, the waves flooded me. I woke up suddenly in a nightmare, only to find that a solid hug failed.

12, you always disappear at night and become cold air to bully me. Not funny.

13, sometimes we think that poverty is just hunger, clothes and homelessness. But real poverty is feeling unwanted, unloved and uncared for.

14, it is better to go to a place full of sunflowers, and when you look up, it will be dazzling sunshine.

15, I have always believed that there must be another self in this world, doing what I dare not do and living the life I want.

16, you have to endure until spring blossoms; You have to go until the lights are bright; You should see that the world is vast, and then judge whether it is good or bad; You have to work hard to get better, and then stand beside people who dare not imagine; You have to become what you imagine, and you can't let go of this matter.

17, because you laugh so mercilessly, no one will find your sadness.

18, it will be sad to be ignored by people who care about it. And what's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.

19. If there is no mobile phone, no computer and no way to contact you tomorrow, will you write a sentence in your diary: Today, I miss you like never before.

20. Dear, today, I am a little vague. I miss you a little. Summer suddenly passed. On such a sunny day, I must walk hand in hand with you so as not to feel that I have wasted a wonderful time.

2 1, every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I will find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't find it, and even some people can't find it.

22. People have lived all their lives. These seven words are easy to say and sound simple, but they are profound to remember.

23. His heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day when he made a promise.

24. Some people can't help but pay attention when they say they don't care.

25. Missing will become speechless with time. Love words can be perfunctory and blurted out, but thinking about you is a taboo that can't be touched.

26. Even if you listen to some songs for thousands of times, you will suddenly fall in love at the beginning of the melody in the next second.

27. I met you 10,000 times, walked hand in hand with you through the turbulent airflow, looked back at the lights of the city with you, and waited for the arrival of a night with you. The stars covered your shoulders, fireworks exploded, and I separated from you for many years.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

Talking about being upset and crazy

1, sorry, let our love lost to the moment, lost to the distance.

2. Is there such a kind of forever, forever and forever?

3, never look down on anyone, others' self-restraint is just that you didn't see it.

You are always wandering in my dreams, but you refuse to show your face.

5, some things, do not want to happen, but have to accept; There are some things I don't want to know, but I must learn; Some people can't lose, but let go!

6. Sometimes, we are like cactus, guarding against others, but we are alone.

I have nothing to regret, but I feel very sorry. You didn't accept what I wanted to say to you, either concretely or figuratively. The reason why we can't love each other is not just appearances.

8. Knowing what you can't do is far more important than knowing what you can do.

I never know where I lost, but I really lost to you.

10 No one will understand how much happiness or sadness there is in your story except yourself, because that is just your feeling after all.

1 1, I sympathize with you who is full of worries but no one tells you. At night, I can only rest on the pillow where my tears are mixed, and I don't even dare to cry. When it comes to feelings, you are more pathetic than anyone else.

12, falling in love with an impossible person will make you feel wronged. He is right in front of you, but you can only pretend to be deaf and dumb.

13, probably I have gone through a journey, looking back at a journey, expecting a journey and failing a journey. As far as I can see, without him, there is no him on the other side of the mountain. But he is clearly in this world and more in my heart.

14, some injuries are only suitable for keeping in mind, just as some people are only suitable for forgetting.

15, no matter how beautiful the scenery on the road is, you should be willing to say goodbye in time. Because it doesn't belong to me.

16, you know you need to let go, but you can't let go because you are still waiting for the impossible to happen. This feeling is really hard.

17, I miss you so much, but I have to pretend to be cold. I feel sad when I think about it myself.

18, we have no time to be seriously young. When we understand, we can only choose to be seriously old.

19, no matter how wronged. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

20. You never know how many people envy your position in my heart. And you don't cherish it.

2 1, we kept rummaging through our memories, but we couldn't find ourselves at that time.

22, who can understand life, don't know the chaos of things, the tall building in front is inclined, the south wall stands, the desert is boring, and friends are separated. Why not? I will go there on foot.

23. Sometimes you are cute, and sometimes you are as vast as a star. You are opposite me, you are in my closed world.

24. I have never been to new york, never been to Hawaii, and never got caught in the rain in San Francisco in jeans.

25. Sometimes there is a sense of powerlessness in my heart. I obviously want to do something, but I can't do anything, and nothing can be changed, such as now.

26. Because we work hard, we get a job, and because we pay, we get more meaning. When you don't help others, don't look down on them first

27. The wind rises because of him, the water is poured for him, and the age is old because of him.

28. The happiness on the face can be seen by others, but who can feel the pain in the heart?

Awkward! Do you really think I'm black?

1. Looking at the students who worked hard, I remembered that five years ago, I finally got into Tsinghua with a score of 642. I want to tell you that as long as I work hard, I won't treat you badly, so I won't say anything about sending a piece.

2. I like to sit on the balcony for air after dinner every morning, and then go to work! Today, I saw the young woman who I often see sending the little girl to school. The little girl asked her mother, mother, why does that brother sit on the balcony every day? He has cerebral palsy. Come out for some air. The good mood of the day is gone.

3, night shift, boiling water at the door after work in the morning, landlord migrant workers. Rent a small house, underwear is washed, almost ready. I passed a beautiful woman, so I'm sorry. I quickly poured the water in the bucket on my head, and my underwear was washed to my ankles, so I wanted to die.

The courier brother who died insisted that I unpack and check before signing, saying that he would be responsible for me. Mom, I opened the inflatable doll I bought in front of so many people. Are you happy now?

There are twins in the class next door to high school. My brother doesn't study well and plays with us all day. My brother studies very well. In the college entrance examination, my brother took two books under his name. In the second year, my brother reviewed for a year and took one for himself. that‘s great ...

It rained yesterday, so I took a taxi to work. The driver who just got on the bus said it would rain every college entrance examination. I said yes, so the weather will be cooler and it will be helpful for candidates to answer questions. The driver later said: No matter how hot it is, I will answer the question. No matter how cool it is, it won't be thrown into the freezer for me. ......

7. Two girls came to the company for an interview, and HR obsequiously asked the boss if he wanted to choose A. She had white skin and long thighs, and nothing was bad. Unexpectedly, the boss fired HR in a rage and received B. Afterwards, the boss talked about this matter. Yu Nu did not disappear: "What does this grandson mean, my daughter is not beautiful?"

8. Teacher: "Call your parents tomorrow! ! "Xiao Ming:" My parents are not here, can my uncle? " Teacher: "Yes, but you must come." The next day, Xiao Ming carried his 3-year-old brother and set foot on the road of no return.

9. A person went out for a walk and found a mobile phone beside the bridge when crossing it. At that time, I hesitated and walked to the nearby police station. After a long walk, a phone call came. Then I heard a woman's voice shouting that her mobile phone has GpS positioning or something, and it was mixed with a lot of swearing. At that time, I didn't think much, so I threw my mobile phone under the bridge. ......

10, Gansu college entrance examination composition topic: Animals are wild, and raising wild animals will make animals lose their foraging ability. Isn't this nonsense? You can order takeout. Who the fuck cooks for themselves?

1 1, I'm going to have a baby. After touching my husband, my husband was lying under me. I wonder why this is, but this idiot shouted: son, run, catch up with your sister!

12, "Honey, I ordered a song for you." "What song?" "Pink Memories" "Do you think I am black?" "..."

13, my daughter goes to kindergarten, and there is a red column on the classroom wall. Children who sing well, are polite and can tell stories will get small red flowers. My daughter also has two little red flowers. It says "Love to eat, sleep well". Daughter, can we do something else?

14, my girlfriend came back today and sent me a message: pick me up at the station, and I will arrive in about an hour. If you arrive and I don't, just wait! If I arrive and you don't, just wait!

15, I heard that electronic devices such as mobile phones are not allowed to enter the entrance of the college entrance examination. I patted my thigh: I can't even take pictures. I failed this exam!

16, a thief entered the house at night, and more than 50 kilograms of golden hair sat by and watched, shaking hands with the thief! From the monitoring, I seriously doubt whether this product is a mole.

17 "I've talked about many relationships, and my ex was very kind to me, but I'm poorer than my predecessor and my predecessor, but my favorite is my brilliant ex, but recently the most handsome ex got back together with me ..." "Girl, you don't talk, and no one thinks you stutter."

18, playing truth-telling adventure with my girlfriend, losing, choosing adventure, my girlfriend asked me to go out and ask anyone casually, is this the earth? Then the person I asked froze, and it took a long time to say, I don't know, I just arrived ... May I say that I am speechless?

19, I went on a blind date today and came to my girlfriend's house. Aunt saw me and said with a smile, come on, has the car stopped? I said, this place is too small. I asked the driver to move the car. Aunt asked me in surprise: what kind of car is it? I said worriedly: Bus.

20. Last night, classmates had dinner and chatted together. The classmate said: I remember the night before the college entrance examination that year, my mother helped me decompress: "Relax, don't give yourself too much pressure. What if I fail the exam? What if I can't get into a good university? " The important thing is that I don't have your son. "

2 1, I took a bus with my girlfriend today and saw a man holding a dollar in his left hand. He was holding a lit cigarette in his right hand and accidentally threw it into the ballot box when he got on the bus. result ...

22. I went out to buy food today and bought steamed buns there alone. The boss said no. There are some bean paste buns. Ask him if he wants them. Then the eldest brother said what the bean paste buns were filled with, and the boss was silent for a while and said it was filled with leeks. I used to be ......

23. My boyfriend went to a wedding and suddenly the power went out. Everyone is worried that someone is stealing vegetables, so they suggest clapping their hands and singing. Clap your hands, electricity suddenly came. When you look at it, a person is slapping himself with one hand and slapping himself with the other.

24. Why do we get together to discuss the college entrance examination composition instead of math or physics? Netizen: Because this is the only thing we can understand now.

No sooner had I taken the bus than the girl sitting next to me fell asleep. The girl is beautiful and sleeps soundly. I suddenly felt sorry for jade, thinking that it would be bad if there was any noise to wake the girl up at this time. So I opened his bag, took her cell phone, turned it off, put it in my bag and got off. If people can be so considerate of each other, how wonderful the world will be!

26. I just saw two cockroaches on the wall carrying on the family line. I put on a pair of slippers without thinking. Hum, show love?

27. A 2B colleague, who just went abroad, doesn't know the language. When the airport passed the security check, people opened their arms and motioned for him to have a test to see if there were any metal objects on him. He felt that foreigners were more enthusiastic and rushed over to give them a big hug. My friends around me were shocked!

28. In high school, a classmate was scolded by the teacher for not observing classroom discipline. The teacher said angrily, "XXX, you are a piece of shit;" No, you are a big piece of shit! "I'm not in a hurry to learn and influence others! The classmate silently replied, "I know you have me." "First an uproar, and then there is no!

29. "Our daughter has made great progress in practicing her voice." The old lady friend said. "Has the timbre improved?" "What I said is mainly the volume. In the past, only people on this floor complained, and now residents of several nearby buildings have complained. "

30. A buddy said: My life has been much better since I bought a washing machine at home! A simple sentence tells how much bitterness and tears a man has. Most people think it's a shame that his grandfather has to wash clothes. Only we understand: what is a man afraid of washing clothes? Losing that washboard is the key!

Editor's note: On the second day of the college entrance examination, outside the examination room, I asked my uncle, "You can't help your son here on such a hot day. Why did you come here? " My uncle looked at me, smiled naively and said, "I came to see his jokes!" " hahaha. "