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How to sell steamed buns using Internet thinking?
1 The thickness of the steamed bun scalp is strictly controlled at 0.01 mm, elastic but not tough, smooth and delicate, with just the right feel and taste 2? Choose the latitude XX gold industry belt, 0 additives, in line with the US FDA~EU~Japan and other ten Standards of the Six Nations Organization 3 The wheat for steamed buns must be artificially fertilized, and even a little chemical fertilizer will not work 4 It makes sense, it must be harvested with a sickle, and the sweat dripping into the soil is a retro style. 5 Yes, it must be planted with volcanic mud. 6 The bloodline of the cattle that plow the fields must be guaranteed. 7 You must also play music for the wheat. When you eat it, you can feel Beethoven in your mouth. 8 The steamed buns must be steamed in a cage made during the Kangxi period. The green-skinned bamboo steamer is metal-free, green and environmentally friendly, and the steam does not flow back, ensuring that you can taste the ancient flavor in every steamed bun you bite. 9 The wheat is threshed by hand, the kind that is rubbed by hand. 10 There is also a formula. This formula is selected from ten formulas after 10,000 tests, and the ultimate steamed bun formula was finally born after 100,000 people tried it. The dough is as white as the white snow on Mount Fuji. When you tear off a piece, it looks like a snowflake. When you hold it in your hand, it looks like a white petal. The fragrance of the flower is astonishing. I am the only one in the entire galaxy who can give you steamed buns like this. 11 The water used to steam the steamed buns is selected from deep mineral water, which is rich in more than 20 kinds of minerals. When you take a bite, you will feel full of honesty and purity. 12 Grinding requires human push, experience ancient farming civilization 13 Firewood steaming 14 Fresh air from Tibet is injected into the production workshop, so that bread and yeast can breathe the purest pollution-free air in the country. 15 Wheat flour must be ground by donkeys and stones, and the bran is fed to donkeys, which is environmentally friendly and recycled. 16 While highlighting the workmanship, it must be limited. Not everyone with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan can eat it! ! (`?)*?*17 There is a QR code on each steamed bun package. Scan it with your mobile phone and you can see at a glance everything from wheat cultivation to steamed bun processing18 The ground must be irrigated with French mountain spring water19 ? The price is 9.18 ? Meaning to me Want to make a dough? 20? Wheat fields take turns to lie fallow? 21? Special flour processing technology, small molecular starch, easier to absorb. 22 Go to Michelin and ask for a dough recipe, make Michelin formula steamed buns, sell them for 20 yuan each, and you can attract venture capital. 23 The wheat grains are dried on the budding breasts of the 17-year-old girl, and blended with the girl's fragrant body fragrance. Since ancient times, every grain has been a tribute to the emperor. 24 Use big data analysis to determine the optimal planting interval, fertilization amount and time, and watering amount and time for wheat planting, and use special pipes to plant with high precision through drip irrigation. 25 Greenhouse cultivation uses special glass that is movable and can change the light transmittance to scientifically control the amount of light on the wheat, ensuring that every wheat can receive the warmth of the sun. Increase illumination at night by simulating the sun.
26 No pesticides are used at all, and natural enemies of various pests are introduced to prevent pests. 27 Preferred Youpei. Every season, the best wheat grains from the previous season are used for planting. It is guaranteed that there are no other wheat fields within a 50-mile radius, strictly ensuring the excellence of the population. 28 Full-time camera surveillance and live broadcast on a live broadcast platform. Let consumers rest assured. 29 The farmyard manure used for fertilization is the feces of specially bred free-range chickens that eat only precious Chinese herbal medicines and has walked more than 1,000 steps, mixed with ultra-deep underground mineral water in a ratio obtained through more than tens of thousands of tests. The fertility and effectiveness of the fertilizer are ensured, and the wheat grown also has medicinal value in traditional Chinese medicine. You know this is wheat grown with Ganoderma lucidum and Cordyceps sinensis. 30 The production process needs to be broadcast live 31 The dough can only be kneaded on the beautiful legs of a long-legged virgin 32 Scan the QR code to order the shape and color online 33 We only produce one flavor of steamed buns, whether you like it or not. 34 The best steamed buns in the Eastern Hemisphere 35 One less promoter is Cui Yongyuan... 36 Wheat seeds must also have pure blood. 37 Select wheat seeds, artificially plant them, dig holes with shovels, 3 grains per hole, no more, no less. Finally, I would like to ask all angel investors, do you invest? If I have the intention, I will prepare to BP. Raise 10 million yuan, valuation is 100 million yuan, and sell 10%. I’ve also thought of a name for the steamed buns. It's called "Mantou++", not Mantou Jiajia, but Mantou Plus ~ high frequency ~ strong demand ~ blue ocean ~ almost artificial intelligence and algorithm factors. You can use deep learning to let the machine automatically calculate the best ratio and time for steaming steamed buns. You can also tie it with the WeChat applet and call up the WeChat applet to deliver steamed buns to your door anytime and anywhere. It can also be the same as Momo, the person who eats steamed buns with you. The smart bracelet is added to monitor how many mouthfuls of a steamed bun have been eaten, achieving for the first time an accurate calculation of how many people have eaten a steamed bun.
With the concept of sharing economy, a steamed bun frame is placed next to the small yellow cart on the street, and the steamed buns are automatically taken out by scanning the code, and the uneaten buns are sent back for recycling.
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