Funny quotations from Xiu En 'ai

1, "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" "I don't want to give him half a spicy strip."

2. When you are in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes and make money. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

3. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

4, go out, my wife has already confessed, don't sit in the first row by car, eat untenable, don't drink bad belly, don't pick wild flowers on the roadside, don't bring couples into the house.

5, love is sometimes like the feeling of drunkenness, the mind is clear, but the behavior is out of control.