Humorous jokes of hotel waiters

I was on a business trip with my colleagues. The local colleagues were hospitable and hosted a banquet in characteristic hotel's private room that night. After sitting down, a dozen men and women have been chatting, and only one person is ordering. Ok, let's ask your opinion: the order is ready. Do you want to add anything?

In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to quote the name of the dish she ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said:? Miss, report. ?

Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened.

? Miss, report it! ? Dude, it's a little urgent.

Miss face flushed, still nothing happened.

? What? I asked you to report it. Did you hear that? Dude, it's really urgent.

A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: Miss, please report one by one, ah. ?

Miss mumbled something and asked:? That, that? Get that woman, not that man, okay?

? Poof! ? A female colleague just took a long sip of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss.

It's time to serve Let's have a mixed face lift first. A large plate of thin face was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. Miss didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be unhappy and asking the young lady:? What should I do?

The young lady said calmly, whatever you want. ?

? How do you think? Campus joke

? what do you want to do?

? What do you usually do here?

? Why don't I help you?

? All right. ?

I saw the lady holding chopsticks in one hand and chopsticks in the other, and quickly poured several dishes of ingredients and sauces on the rapier.

Spoon, just brush it a few times and mix it. And say to that buddy:? Sir, you can eat. ?

My buddy stared at the plate for a long time without talking, and another colleague said a word to the lady for him? Thank you? .

Did you serve the main course? Roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones, a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth.

You're welcome to grab a leg of lamb, click it is a bite, eat it loudly. Miss a look and said:

? Sir, this should be dipped. ?

The elder brothers looked puzzled at the young lady and then at the local colleagues. Local colleagues said:? It's better to dip it in. ?

The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb and clicked again.

The young lady hurried over and asked, What can I do for you, sir?

? Huh? No?

? Then please sit down and eat. ?

The buddy sat down and muttered, looking at everyone, lost. Carefully hold the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite.

The young lady said again:? Sir, this should be dipped. ?

Buddy stood up, waved the leg of lamb and shouted angrily. How to eat standing and sitting! ?

The table is full and the leaders are here.

The house was full of greetings.

The lady next to the party is very beautiful, new, inexperienced and quite nervous.

Everyone takes a seat, and someone says hello: Miss, tea! ?

Miss busy point with your finger:? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, * * * seven! ?

Everyone laughed, and the leader added: Pour tea! ?

Miss busy again? Check backwards? Come again:? 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 or 7. ?

Someone asked:? What are you counting?

The young lady hesitated and whispered: I am a dog. ?

Everyone was very angry and shouted: Call your manager! ? The manager came in, put his hand down and asked with a smile. Gentlemen, what can I do for you?

The leader said: Don't ask any more questions. Check the age of this lady. ?

The manager thought about it, did as he said, and replied:? 18 years old, dog! ?

The leader smiled and everyone laughed. It is not convenient for everyone to pursue the massive failure of leaders.

Miss and manager are like falling into the clouds.

After thirty years of drinking, the first dish: stew bastard! ?

Everyone was happy, but they didn't forget the rules. Someone poked the turtle's head with chopsticks and said, Move the leader! Mobile leader! ?

The leader looked at the tortoise's flustered head and was unhappy. He didn't want to reconcile the ending of this statement.

I didn't want to go against everyone's good wishes, so I tasted the soup with a spoon and said, OK, OK! Please make yourself at home. ?

Others are called? That's right ―― turtles should have soup! ? The leader almost spat with anger.

After a while, the soup will be finished and something will come out. q？ Miss, what is this?

Miss busy answer:? He's an asshole. ? Everyone was surprised and happy: Leaders eat first, leaders eat first! ?

Didn't the leader hear? Bad luck? I'm very satisfied with your words and appeal to miss: give some to everyone! ?

For a long time, the young lady didn't move. The leader asked angrily, What, can't you see?

Miss embarrassed to say:? Seven people, six bastards, how to divide it?

Everyone looked at each other, full of delicious food, hard to swallow.

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