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Love story between Xiao Zuo and Xiao You

Wen/a thin man who loves to write

Life is a kind of rhythm

Everyone has hidden in his heart

black and white

light and shadow

sunny and rainy

left and right

You and I

are inseparable

left and right

. In Hongqiao Railway Station, I got up to pack my bags and get ready to check in. Suddenly, I received a phone call from my cousin Huazi: Xuan, I have a classmate's nephew, who is quite good. He graduated from graduate school and is about your age. I'll introduce him to you. I'll ask him to add your WeChat to contact you later. Try it, maybe fate will come.

Because I was in a hurry to pass the security check and take the train, this call was hung up after I gave a perfunctory reply "OK, I want to catch the train and get off to talk". "Which one is this?" I asked myself in my mind. I'm losing my mind, so I guess it's not appropriate this time. Since my sister introduced me, I'll get to know her. You won't lose a piece of meat if you know each other, right? I don't know him anyway, so I can't talk about it. Who is afraid of who.

So we added WeChat. His name is Mr. Z. After a simple greeting, I didn't know what to say, and everything was calm. It is difficult for two introverts to communicate their feelings, and one of them must take the initiative. I think so.

Later, because both of them were passive, it was dropped. Until one day I suddenly received a letter from Mr. Z, which can be interpreted as a bold confession. But I was born insensitive to the feelings of strangers, but I read it word by word honestly.

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Send it here with permission, Z said, do you still have it? Yes, I keep it. I used to write things for others, and finally I received a letter, of course I kept it.

-words written in front

Eight Cousins:

Just when I was watching your WeChat official account, a lot of words rolled in my mind. After reading it, I wanted to tell you these words, but I was ashamed to say them. If you want to come, don't let yourself regret it again, code it out, and at most let a girl who has never met despise it.

Just after watching "The Staggering World" from the Centennial Lecture Hall, what Yu Xiuhua wants to break through is her marriage and her destiny, while what I (we) want to break through is my loneliness and my lovelessness. Of course, I don't feel that a person's life is not good, but sometimes I wonder if I still have the ability to love others.

I also secretly swore that I would show my love in the future and send a circle of friends who will only send it once in my life. She must be an independent and kind girl who agrees with me. But often when you eat alone, you lose your confidence when you go home alone.

I have just come to Beijing to work for three months, and I have a slight balance. I can cook and wonder how to make it better. I like it more simply. I haven't touched western food, but my heart is willing but my strength is weak.

I like beautiful words, which are stored in my mobile phone, and I can appreciate the beauty when I turn them out. Occasionally, I can pop up a few words that I can say, and I just stay in that memory.

when I go out with my friends, I almost always do the raiders and plan the route, hoping to make the journey perfect and minimize the uncertainty.

Both undergraduate and graduate students are psychology majors, and they also have their own views on educating children. They are not afraid of your jokes, but they are still dumb in English after reading for so many years. We may have a lot to exchange in these two aspects.

Actually, I thought you were a slow-witted person when I chatted with you. I'm not an extrovert, so I can't be familiar with myself. I just have to bite the bullet and pretend to be very high sometimes.

Don't smoke, and refuse second-hand smoke. Don't drink alcohol if you can. Drink as little as possible.

I'm not as old as you, but a few days younger. It's a bit mature, but not stable enough.

I am good to you, and you are good to me, that's enough.

for the purpose of getting married, I won't play either.

You'll see if you talk nonsense. I have to send it to you quickly, lest I change my mind again.

(End)

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Z's sudden confession, for a weather-beaten me, is a little overwhelmed. I spent my best 2 years waiting, and I want more than these words.

I didn't accept or refuse that night, or I had some expectations ...

This peaceful day was finally broken one day. One day I sent a circle of friends, and my little sister liked it, and Z also liked it. It turns out that the world is so small that people around you will find that there is a connection between people around them as long as they pay attention.

Mr. Z said: One day, I discovered that we both know JRP (my sister), and she and I are classmates. Have we crossed paths before? I've been guessing for a long time, too, and I think you are related. But if she had a sister, I should know. Then your relative (Sister Hua Zi) and my aunt are classmates.

after another chat, I found that the world is really small. Eight years ago, we were in the same place at the same time, in that guest house, eating a teacher's thank-you banquet from the same person (sister). It's just that I will never know that I will chat with one of them this evening after n years. I only know some of Mr. Z's classmates, but I don't know him. High school classmate, but I'm in the liberal arts building and he's in the science building. I am an ordinary class and he is a top class.

This reminds me of a sentence in Berlin stonemason's "Please give me more advice for the rest of my life": You can know anyone in the world through six people at most. This is called: six-dimensional space theory, also known as six-dimensional separation theory.

It can be calculated as follows:

Suppose a person can know 25 or more people, then after 7 introductions (6 people apart), a person can be introduced to the 7th power of 25, which is equal to 613515625 people, exceeding 6 billion! Of course, the premise is that everyone can know 25 or more people on average. A survey conducted by Microsoft in 26 showed that the bridge between any two people on this planet needs an average of 6.6 people, which once again verified the correctness of the six-dimensional theory.

So, if this theory holds, Z and I only need one person to know each other.

There are too many coincidences. Too many coincidences are fate. With fate, love is not far away. Everything is the best arrangement, whether you believe in fate or not, but this is the beauty promoted by fate. I used to think so.

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After that, we chatted for a while.

Frankly speaking, I don't know what he looks like, because Z rarely makes friends. Only in the intermittent contact before, I got some news: Z, a fellow villager, in Beijing, introverted, quiet, a little shy, just graduated from graduate school, and nothing else. As far as I was in Shanghai at that time, it didn't attract me. Strictly speaking, I'm afraid it's difficult to be together. People always have an instinctive resistance to blind date. Of course, he is the same as anyone who has been introduced to blind date. So, for no reason, we don't contact anyone.

We all know how powerless it is to feel each other's emotions only by greeting them in words and words, and then contact them with emotions and guesses. Therefore, it is better to meet people when communicating with each other.

I contacted again on a breezy evening in March, 218 after a lapse of half a year. To be exact, I was fixed up.

"I think it's a pity for you two. Let's meet. Maybe it will work. How can we know until we try ..." Sister said.

Calm down. Since the love cells were not activated last time, I'll try again. Maybe we can give each other an explanation, and also give an explanation to our loved ones.

Z: hometown, do you remember me? I just saw your circle of friends, and that salt and pepper mushroom looks delicious.

I remember

...

I was a little surprised, a little surprised, a little confused and a little warm. When our lives are drifting away, occasionally there is a force pulling, which is called matchmaking. Strangely, I don't know why, but after two people started talking, they got out of hand.

So there were two more figures in the crowd: Xiao Zuo and Xiao You.

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Xiao Zuo said: Xiao You, I remember chatting with you for the first time. I asked what to call you, and you said, call me Eighth Cousin. I thought, this person is so cold. I thought about it today. I'll call you Xiao You from now on. You can call me Xiao Zuo.

Xiao You: Why?

Xiao Zuo: Because you

can't tell the direction, left and right can't be separated, can't be separated

And I'm left-handed, and you're right-handed, which complement each other. Left handed.

and both of our names have the word "Xiao", so it evolved into: Xiao Zuo, Xiao You

Xiao You: I think Da Zuo sounds better.

Xiao Zuo sounds like a Japanese officer.

Xiao You: Well, it's better to be Xiao Zuo.

Xiao Zuo: Xiao You, please give me more advice.

Remember Xiao Zuo. Forget it tonight. Send me the number. If not, I'll ask again tomorrow. Looking at Xiao Zuo, Xiao You gave Xiao Zuo the phone readily. I remember the first time Xiao Zuo called Xiao You. After the two ended the call, Xiao Zuo shyly and nervously asked Xiao You: Can I call you again tomorrow? In Xiao You's impression, Xiao Zuo will always be that silly big boy.

Zuo always calls Xiao You no matter how late it is. Every call lasts for hours. One day, when Xiao You returns, the chat is interrupted. Xiao Zuo said: I'll call you later. Xiaoyou said: Why? Xiao Zuo said, I use the family package, and there is time in the package, so I don't have to use it for nothing. It's 2 minutes a month, more. It's okay. I'll upgrade the package again next month and count more minutes.

Xiao Zuo and Xiao You talk about everything, daily necessities, family affairs and state affairs, and they are not bored. No matter how small things are, share them with each other. You know that in another room far away, there is another one sitting there, talking to you, and you will feel practical. You know that at that time every day, there will be a phone call, which is also practical. I often talk on the phone for two or three hours. I don't know where I get so many words every day, and I can't finish them. When two people are together, the most thing they can do is probably companionship.

The first gift that Xiao Zuo gave Xiao You was two Jin of old bacon, which Xiao Zuo said was a whim. Xiao Zuo said: Xiao You, is it delicious? If it's delicious, eat it within a month. I'll buy it for you after eating. If it doesn't taste good, you can throw it away or give it to Jason. Eat more meat every day. I'm glad you didn't refuse me.

Xiao You asked: Xiao Zuo, if I refuse your gift, will you feel a little disappointed? Xiao Zuo said: No, there will be great disappointment.

Xiao You asked: Are you going to send me rice flour in the future?

Zuo Zuo said: That shows that I am a down-to-earth person.

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Xiao Zuo: Xiao You, are you going home on Qingming Day?

Xiao You: That's right.

Xiao Zuo: Let's meet. I've bought my ticket.

Xiao You: OK.

Xiao Zuo: Will you meet, don't like me, just call a taxi and leave?

Xiao You: That's not

Xiao Zuo: Xiao You, I can be your first reader in the future.

(Secretly telling you, little left, double eyelids, big eyes, high nose, side face, straight line from the tip of nose to lip bead and chin, front, three courts and five eyes. Standard handsome guy, don't be so insecure about your appearance)

1

Xiao Zuo is a complete northerner. It is inevitable to describe him with this word, but because most of the language and customs are similar, our communication really has many places.

When I decided to promise Xiao Zuo, I told him clearly: We have different academic qualifications, I am not beautiful, very thin, willful and disobedient ... I may quarrel or fight in the future. He replied: I know what kind of person I am, I don't think I am handsome, and I don't have any requirements for the appearance of my other half. I know that you are kind and kind-hearted. As for quarreling and fighting, are you willing to give up?

I said: I don't know if I want to give up, but do you think I am good to you? Since we have known each other for so long, it seems that I have done nothing for you.

Zuo said to me at that time: I think you are very kind to me. I can feel that you like me and are really talking about feelings with me. That's enough. Just be yourself. I don't want you to be yourself after you fall in love with me, so you will feel uncomfortable. You will definitely be disobedient in the future. I'll remind you then.

So we decided on the relationship and planned our first date.

Zuo asked: To be honest, Zuo, where do you want to meet on your first date? Indoor or outdoor?

I answered without hesitation: Outdoor, climb the mountain. I've been to Yongle Palace, and I've been to Dayudu. What about Wulaofeng? (I have this wish for a long time)

Zuo said: Then I will meet your wish, send me the address and pick you up at your door tomorrow.

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Early the next morning, I received a message from Xiao Zuo: I have brought all the fruits in the picture, so you don't need to bring them. Buy whatever you want. It's almost two kilometers from my home to yours. It's quite close. I'll be there soon.

When we first met, Xiao Zuo wore a black pullover sweater, a scarlet sweater and jeans. He held the steering wheel and spoke calmly. And I'm calmer than he is.

I'm sitting in Zuo Zuo's car

I'm nestled in the co-pilot's seat

The car is driving on a trail

It's heading for the deep mountain forest we agreed on

There are lush trees on both sides of the road

I don't know what I'm talking about with Zuo Zuo

Suddenly, Zuo Zuo said: I found you, more shy than I expected

My heart is still slowly filled with emotion

In fact, I have been thinking about this scene for many years

Going a long way to meet someone I want to see

Sitting in the passenger car of the other person

Driving slowly on a country road

Going to nature to breathe fresh air

Quiet and far-reaching

Without any distractions. I didn't expect this to happen. hahaha

felt that he was still thinking about it

had successfully arrived at his destination

After the car stopped

I saw Xiao Zuo smiled shyly at me

and then carried a lot of things

to start his Twitter mode

"It's cold in the mountains. Do you want to bring my thick clothes for you? I'll carry the flat shoes on your back.

"My mother said this orange is called citrus, which is not sour (I don't like to eat anything too sour), so I'll peel it and give it to you."

"I told you I didn't take this banana, so why did you bring it again?"

"Your charging treasure is like a brick, so I'll carry it on your back."

"This is hot water for you in the morning.