Urgent for a sketch about dreams

Character: A plays three roles in a row. A is a recent college graduate.

fashionable girl

C is just a retired soldier.

The head of the brewery.

B: It is said that it is difficult to find a job, but it is also difficult to recruit employees. What is the most lacking now? Talent! Today, the general manager asked me to be responsible for recruiting employees, just to bring in talents and ensure that I can be admitted!

Answer: (wearing the latest fashion of students) The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the shoes can't run out of oil! (spits, wipes his shoes, and walks onto the stage)

Excuse me, are you looking for a wine promoter here?

Yes, it's ours.

Are you looking for a business manager here?

B: sorry, we don't lack it here.

What about the business plan?

B: We only recruit promoters now.

A: Oh! (Bowing his head and touching his pocket, trying to leave) There are only three pieces of steel left in his pocket. My girlfriend will celebrate her birthday next week, alas! Wronged yourself, good! I became a promoter.

B: Hey, don't worry, we have to take an examination of the recruitment of promoters.

A: What? Promoters have to take the exam, I am an undergraduate! Qu Cai has to take the exam as a promoter? !

B: Of course, undergraduates are everywhere now. Just now, a self-proclaimed master student came to apply!

A: OK, OK, just test it. How come? You said that.

Well, here are three glasses of wine.

A: Wine?

Yes, pure seed wine. Drink it all at once, and you're hired.

Will you let me drink? No, no, I can't drink it.

B: No? Or you can persuade me to drink it. You choose.

Are these two choices?

B: Yes, if you can't, leave.

Well, I suggest you drink it. I am a gifted scholar in the university, and I am'''''.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, I never drink.

A: Never? ! Oh, my God! This''' this''' manager, I''' I tell you, this wine, the scientific name is ethanol, is made from grain fermentation.

I know this better than you do.

Do you know that drinking is good for your health?

B: Yes.

A: What would you like to drink?

I never drink.

Do you know that drinking can promote blood circulation and speed up metabolism?

B: Yes.

How about two bites?

I never drink!

A: You ... Why don't I tell you a joke and have a drink if you find it funny?

You say, I'll listen.

A: It is said that a patient was scared at first when he went to have his tooth extracted. The dentist said, "Come on, have a drink to calm down." When the patient finished drinking, the doctor asked him how he felt. The patient stared at two red eyes and said, "Hehehe, who dares to pull out my tooth?" ! "

Hahaha! (Laughing, I reached for a glass of wine, mistook it for water and took a long drink) Ahem ... Why don't you ... why don't you laugh?

B: What's so funny? !

A: Well ... how about this, manager? Let's play a game. I'll take a swig and you take a sip to see who gets drunk first.

B: You drink first.

A: ok, I'll drink it! (takes a swig) It's your turn.

I never drink!

A: You ... you ... you ... I took you there.

You are drunk.

A: I'm not drunk!

Have two more drinks before you get drunk.

A: ok, I'll show you! (takes another swig) What … What, I … I … am not drunk?

You are drunk. Hurry home. This job is not suitable for you.

A: I ... I heard ... I heard. What are you ... kicking me out!

B: You can't.

I'm telling you, I still … really don't want to … do this job! Let's leave now. Hey, where's the door? Here it is.

B: go slow, don't send!

A: No ... there's no one here, because ... there's room for people ... (stumbles off the stage)

B: College students are very poor now. After studying hard for more than ten years, it is not easy to find a job! Alas, I haven't honed it yet! Not high or low!

(talking and filling up the wine)

(a) Dress up as a girl and go on stage with heavy makeup. Tell the audience)

Little girl, I am 28 years old and I am afraid of flowers. I don't have a husband's family. Oh, why do you always stare at them? Damn it! Looking for a job outside today, I have no time to fall in love, hum!

Manager, manager, I will be a public relations promoter!

Oh, my God, are you here for public relations? I thought it was Guan Gong! !

A: Bah! You are so bad!

Ok, let's get down to business. We need to test the recruitment of wine promoters here.

Oh, do you have to test it? You see, people are cute, why not? !

B: That's right! Cute, scary, scary!

A: Bah!

Come on, here are three glasses of wine. Either you finish it, or you persuade me to finish it, even if it's over, but I tell you, I never drink.

A: Oh, it's that simple! I have wine to drink and money to earn. I'll take a sip first.

Relax, stop choking!

A: Bah! Come on, there's half a cup left, I'll give it to you!

Forget it.

A: No, it's kindness! Look, there are lipstick marks on it!

B: Go, go!

A: Oh, manager, big brother, have a drink, little girl. I am willing to give my life for this gentleman!

B: I won't drink it. I think I'm laying down my life for you!

You are so naughty! Brother, I advise you to drink a glass of wine and get rich. Come on, have a drink.

I never drink.

A: The year of reform has already begun. We must drink 300 cups! Let's go

Oh, don't pander, no, no.

Answer: Drink when you are proud of your life, and don't call a cup empty at the moon!

B: Gnome male-(pushing around, half a glass of wine spilled all over the floor. )

Look, it's a pity for such a good wine.

Oh, isn't it just a little beer?

B: Broken wine? This is brewed from seeds!

Why don't you pour it again? Forget it if you don't drink. I'll keep drinking.

B: Put it down! You're disqualified.

A: What's the matter? Big brother.

B: Good brother! With your quality, can you promote sales? Let's go, let's go.

A: Big Brother? (see no response) Go away, hum, damn it! The girl finished the rest of the wine in the cup before leaving the stage, and she left the stage. )

B: When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. They cheat people with their beauty and get something for nothing. It's a strange thing that such people come in and don't destroy our factory sooner or later!

(B will fill the empty cups, and A will dress the demobilized soldiers. )

A: "We are looking for some promoters". Alas, this is the seventh one. Seize the opportunity and give it a try. Hello!

B: Hello!

Excuse me, do you recruit employees here?

Yes, yes, please sit down.

Oh, I'm here for the job.

B: Oh!

A: I just retired this year.

B: He is a veteran.

A: The educational background is not high, and the level is average.

B: Well, we don't look at your diploma or your level when recruiting promoters here. The key is how many bottles of wine you can drink.

A: Drink? Gee, I can't do that.

B: You can either finish the three glasses of wine in front of you, or try to let me finish it and forget it.

A: Our army is disciplined, and soldiers are not allowed to drink … I, I, or I advise you to drink.

I never drink.

So what should we do? Here, here, are you thirsty? (brings a glass of wine to B)

I drink water when I am thirsty.

Oh, are you sure you can't drink?

There really isn't.

A: I don't believe it. Would you like a drink?

B: Ha ha ha, young man, don't mess with me. I won't drink it.

Do you want a drink?

B: No.

A: Just one bite?

B: No.

A: If you don't drink, I won't have a job, so I can only drink the northwest wind.

B: Then drink it!

Would you like something to drink?

B: I mean you, drink the northwest wind.

A: You drink too much northwest wind. If I don't blow it up, I won't starve to death. !

This is your business.

A: Just a sip. Imagine that you are now under the enemy's bayonet, facing the temptation and torture of the enemy, you would rather die than surrender. The enemy gave you an ultimatum, either telling you the position of the main force or giving you a glass of poisoned wine, and you resolutely chose poisoned wine ... (In the scene, B took the glass handed over by A)

B: I, I, I don't drink! I almost fell in love with you.

Would you like something to drink?

B: I won't drink it.

Would you like something to drink?

B: No.

A: (loudly) I order you to drink it.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: (softening) I said I drank it. (Picking up the glass and taking a long drink) Ahem! (suffocation)

Are you choking? Go home, young man. You can't do this job.

Can't you do it? ! I don't believe this evil! None of us who have been soldiers can't! (gulp down the wine in the cup)

B: Good! Young man, be ambitious!

A: Manager, to tell you the truth, I've been thinking about it since the day I left the army. Our soldiers never fade when we leave the army. We only dare to face up to difficulties and fight bravely. Coupled with tenacity and momentum, there is nothing we can't do!

(a gulps down another cup)

B: Good!

Here, is this a glass of water?

B: Yes, young man, the remaining two cups are all water.

A: Water? What's going on here?

B: Tell the truth after drinking, young man. If you hadn't been so persistent, you would have been shaken away just now.

A: Well ... I. ...

B: Our enterprise needs energetic, ambitious and hard-working talents, not those who live to eat. Remember, you will always find a job, not a job! You passed.

A: What is it? I passed?

Congratulations, I propose a toast to you. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water. Go fill out the form! Ok, fill out the form! (Music starts, leaves)-The end of the play.