I am urgently looking for a three-minute solo mime (I need it right away, if it’s not funny, don’t come, think about it yourself)

One

Location: Cinema. indoor.

Time: None.

Character: Man A.

"2046" is shown on the wide screen. Tony Leung and Zhang Ziyi kissed naked. The camera pulls back to reveal the audience's heads in various random poses. The heads of Man A's right seat and the right seat's right seat are not only blowing out smoke rings, they are blowing out regularly according to the rhythm of the movie. The white smoke ferments and grows like flour until it is annihilated. When encountering scenes of passionate scenes, the circles under my eyes would break out into piles. Man A's right seat, the back seat, the right seat of the back seat, and the side seat could not see anyone, and the sounds of moans and rapid breathing were imaginative.

Man A slid down, turned his head and lay comfortably in his position with his eyes closed to relax. Lens black.

Voiceover: If you forget the past, come to me. (Male)

Sobbing. (Female)

The theater door opened and the crowd poured out. The lights were on in the theater, and the venue was a mess with piles of trash. Man A fell in his position unchanged. The man opposite had earphones plugged into his ears. The sound was so loud that he could hear Zhang Chenyue's gray voice. Do we all need freedom. Close-up of man's ears, headphones. Man A slowly opened his eyes, looked dimly at the man beside him, rubbed his eyes and then looked around the empty theater blankly.

The lens is black. White subtitles. losefeeling.

The man took off his headphones and said to Man A, I watched "2046" and thought it was really boring. Man A said, it was too dark and I couldn’t see anything. The man took out a cigarette with a white filter tip from the CD bag and handed it to Man A and said, smoke it. The seven white stars make you bright.

Man A was instantly jealous.

Two

Location: Dormitory. indoor.

Time: early morning. shimmer.

Character: Girl A. Girl B. Girl C.

A promotional poster for the pop singer's new CD hangs on the wall. Pure white mosquito net. Cartoon doll alarm clock with stopped second hand. The sound of fingers touching the keyboard of the mobile phone suddenly shuttled through the solid air.

Girl A carefully climbed down from the upper bunk and ran into the toilet while holding her mobile phone. Girl B turned sideways and sighed, then closed her eyes. Girl C sat up excitedly, stuck her head out of the mosquito net and said to girl B: Oh, this is the seventh time.

Toilets. Girl A answered the phone.

Telephone:...

Girl A: Why do you say that?

Telephone: ...

Girl A took off her pants and squatted down: How could you talk to me like this during such a private time as defecation?

Phone: Don’t lie to me, you were just in the toilet.

Girl A: I squatted down!

Telephone: Doesn’t matter. I've said it all. goodbye.

……

Girl C stared at the tearful girl A curiously, with a smile on her face: What’s wrong?

Girl A wiped her tears and said: He wants to break up with me.

Girl B opened her eyes and grinned.

Girl C asked which boy it was, No. 1, No. 2, or No. 3, and then said cheerfully, "Didn't you just complain that you were too busy? One less person would just lighten the burden."

Girl A still cried: There should be a breakup atmosphere, otherwise why would we still be in love?

Girl B sneezed.

Three

Location: indoors and outdoors.

Time: Chaos.

Character:...

The bicycle moves forward. Old movie filter footage. The light contrast is strong. Blue light color. The ride is slower and bumpy. People keep walking into the camera, and people keep walking out of the camera.

Flower shop. The man pushed out the door holding a large bouquet of yellow chrysanthemums. Purple wrapping paper.

Kindergarten. A swing that soars into the sky. A gorgeous virginal smile. The child's hands slipped out of the iron rope. The fall was silent.

Overpass. The clown holds a frog and his mask comes off.

Bus. Lovers kiss. The thief puts his hands deep into a woman's LV bag to explore the unknown.

Underground billiard room. The woman in a long crimson skirt holds the wall with one hand, and her legs wrap around the fat man's waist. The man opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. Warm touch. The intensity of making love.

Bookstore. Read a book over and over again. Finally reluctantly let go. He took out the bookmark given in the book and stuffed it into his pocket, tore the pages and put them back on the bookshelf.

On the street. Urban management overturned roadside stalls. American dogs pester stray dogs and scream. The child squatted beside the flower bed to defecate.

Lover Lake. The girl slapped the boy. High speed lens. The screen fades. disappear.

Four

Location: Physical Room. indoor.

Time: noon.

Character: Boy A. Girl B. Woman A.

The sunlight overcomes the last obstacle and rushes into the room, with sharp angular beams. The posture of being cut into pieces by a thousand cuts. Chen Mo, who had been sealed for a long time, frowned, let go of the hand tightly held by his lover and took off. Grudge.

Boy A bends his knees in Latin, spins and reaches out. Girl B jumped up and straightened her legs as far as the rainbow. Let's stride forward hand in hand, forgetting about the past as long as now. Happiness is about to be honest. Woman A played excitedly, and the piano shook the room with sadness every moment, and countless rays of light were bent.

The lens goes out of the window. elevation angle. The pages of the book are stuck in the clouds. Hiyori.

Dance kisses the ground and sounds joyful. Hug, lean in, let go. Girl B finally takes off. What she has to do is spin three and a half times. Boy A spread his arms and smiled the most brilliantly.

Woman A straightened her back, her fingers stiff on the keyboard. The music cuts out. Girl B falls. Boy A still stretched out his hands, with an evil expression on his face.

Five

Location: Outdoors.

Time: all the time.

Character: None.

Tree, shot from below and above. The lens is fixed. A quick 24-hour broadcast of the conditions in the woods. Encountering wind, encountering rain, encountering birds, encountering lumberjacks. etc.

Six

Location: Theater. indoor.

Time: 0:00 sharp.

Character: Man A. Woman A. Boy A. Girl B. Avril Lavigne.

Everyone is going crazy about you. But do you understand!

Woman A shouted at Avril, who was roaring passionately on the stage. Everyone in the audience was equally ecstatic, leaving a group of people next to Woman A as dumb as a stone. Some pulled her hair, some kicked her ass, some ripped her clothes off. She knew her carefully applied eyeshadow was messed up. Man A falls on Woman A, buffering all attack power. Woman A stared at Man A, her eyes filled with tears and she held her hands and cried.

I forgot the past.

A man and a woman embrace and kiss. The crowd still roared.

"How does it feel".

Special seats for disabled people on the second floor. Girl B looked at the stage while holding on to her crutches, her plastered feet trembling.

Avril lowered her head and moaned.

Iamnotafraidofanything/IjustneedtoknowthatIcanbreathe/Idon'tneedmuchofanything/Butsuddenlysuddenly/Iamsmallandworldisbig/Allaroundmeisfastmoving.

If hatred is staring at the place that once belonged to you with your eyes wide open and your body trembling, relief is watching everything you once cared about clearing your mind.

Girl B. Boy A.

He held the girl’s hand and danced gracefully, with their favorite Avril in front of him. She held on to the rough crutches and watched the performance that was just as perfect without her. She even felt that such perfection was achieved because of her absence. He always had an impeccable happy smile, no matter how pale the people around him were. That's enough, she thought.

Avril Lavigne is so great. There should be a glorious death. Damaged and extremely stylish.

Girl B opened her hands and the crutch slowly fell down. She finally surrendered, closed her eyes, experienced the noise of the air in front of her, and threw it behind her head. Just forget about the past. She is so elegant, and her fall has become a repertoire of kindness and charm. Boy A was the first to notice her, and his eyes showed some panic at such elegance. Perhaps, I am still a little disappointed, helpless and apologetic. He shook off the girl's hand and jumped off the stage, surpassing Avril Lavigne.

I love to stay if I insist on leaving. I don't care if I'm willing to stay. I understand that things are different and people are different. turn out to be.

Two identical deaths.

Seven

Location: Theater. outdoor.

Time: Dawn. It's slightly bright.

Character: None.

Theatre-themed building. Grey-blue tones. Fixed lens.

White subtitles appear in the center of the screen.

End. start.