Legal joke (only 30 words)

The policeman shouted at the people in the river, "Swimming is forbidden here!" " Man: "I can't swim … I fell down!" " Policeman: "Oh, that's not forbidden. "Then leave.

Judge: Why did you steal Zhang's cow? Thief: I didn't steal it. I picked up a rope that day and came home to find a cow tied behind me. Judge: You took a piece of rope by mistake, so you will be fined a rope.

Judge: Why did you steal! Thief: I was helpless when the poor found the door. Judge: Is that the reason? You don't have to open the door!

Son: The teacher said it was illegal for dad to hit his son! Dad: Idiot! The teacher said the national law, and I hit you with a stick!

The king ordered the criminal to be executed, and the criminal asked for forgiveness. King: You must die. You can choose at most one way! Criminal: Then please let me die of old age.

A man angrily walked into an office: Excuse me, is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

One day, when the students were in a law class, the teacher asked them, "Who knows what crime cheating is?" The students stayed for several minutes. Suddenly, a female classmate stood up shyly and said, "If the teacher doesn't let us pass the law exam, it's called cheating!" " The teacher looked blank: "How can I say this?" "Lesbian theory:" According to the law, taking advantage of others' ignorance to make people suffer is called cheating! """I'm dizzy!"