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English jokes are homophonic.
English jokes are homophonic as follows:
What's the name of a deer without eyes?
What is a deer without eyes?
A deer without eyes (I don't know).
Blind deer (I don't know)
2. What did a late-maturing tomato say to other tomatoes?
What does a late-maturing tomato say to other tomatoes?
I want ketchup.
(I can do it) (tomato sauce)
What do you call a bee from America?
What's the name of the bee from America?
A USB (American bee).
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Which is faster, cold or hot?
Very sexy. Because you will catch a cold.
It heats up faster because it can catch up with the cold/cold.
5. What did my dog say when I asked him the answer of subtracting two from two?
What did my dog say when I asked him what 2 minus 2 equals?
He didn't say anything.
He didn't say anything.
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