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As a southerner or northerner, what do you think are the interesting differences between the south and the north?
Cousin's cooking is the most amazing thing for her, because from childhood, her cousin watched her mother busy in the kitchen alone, while her father waited for her to finish the dishes before eating slowly. Actually, it's not only my cousin's house, but the area where my cousin lives is basically cooked by women, and I've never seen a man cook. It is typical that men are outside and women are inside.
In the words of my cousin, my cousin's husband is also a special "foodie". There are seven or eight ways to eat a food. When cooking, it's dazzling. Even if only the two of them eat each meal, my cousin will make a few dishes ceremoniously, which will make my cousin gain 20 pounds during the period before marriage. Finally, I took a wedding photo and remembered that my cousin was going to lose weight. All ended in failure.
In addition, my cousin feels that the difference between the north and the south is quite big, which is reflected in the following aspects:
1, language differences.
When my cousin's husband took him to see his home for the first time, he introduced him as my old aunt. My cousin was a little confused at that time, staring at others for a long time, thinking that he was not old and not much older than himself. Later, he learned that "old aunt" meant "the youngest aunt" in their place and almost made a big joke.
2. Differences in shopping.
Once my cousin said she wanted to eat fish, just as her cousin was resting, and they went to the vegetable market to buy food together. After going in for a walk, my cousin found that although the vegetable market in the south looks no different from that in the north, the difference when shopping can be great. You can buy a lettuce here, and the stall owner will help you clean it. People who buy meat will ask you what you want to do, and then recommend the meat in the corresponding part, and then slice, shred or stir it into stuffing for you; You can really just buy a sparerib and chop it; Buying fish will also ask you how to do it. I can give you a piece if necessary. ...
3. The difference between bathing.
When we first started living together, in fact, both sides were a little disgusted. My cousin's husband is from the south and takes a bath almost every day in winter. He can't understand how a girl who looks as clean as her cousin can tolerate not taking a bath for so many days. Cousin doesn't like cousin taking a bath every day, but she washes it and comes out in a few minutes. She never takes a bath. Can I clean it? Finally, my cousin's husband accepted my cousin's living habits, because taking a bath, although seemingly violent, can also be addictive. Later, my cousin sometimes let her take a bath.
4. Climate differences.
When my cousin was in the north, the heating at home was very hot in winter. In winter, she can still eat ice cream in her single coat nest at home. She has to take it off when she goes out and goes home, or she will sweat. Before going to the south, my cousin felt that the winter in the south must be warmer than that in the north. Indeed, the winter in the south is not as cold as that in the north, but as soon as I entered the room, the damp chill came up and I had to turn on the air conditioner to relieve it.
5. Differences in diet.
Steamed buns in the north are very big, one or two yuan each. Usually two steamed buns with a cup of soybean milk can be eaten. My cousin once went out to eat steamed buns with her husband. When she arrived at the steamed bun shop, her husband asked her how much she wanted to eat. Cousin wants to say that two steamed buns are enough. After that, she felt that the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop and her husband looked at her with strange eyes. Then her husband asked for two cages of steamed bread. Cousin was surprised and thought about how to finish it. I can't pack it.
Where do you think the difference between North and South is still reflected? What interesting things have happened to your southern friends/northern friends? Welcome to discuss in the comments section!
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