Funny jokes for men and women: Aren't all good friends like this?

1. In the middle of the night, a man and a woman snuggled up and strolled in the street. The woman took a deep breath and drawled, "Oh, dear, wouldn't it be beautiful if we got married?" There is love between us. As long as we have food to eat and saliva to drink, we can survive. "

Men hold their beloved more tightly. He comforted her and said, "Of course, it will be beautiful beyond description. As long as you are willing to make money to buy food, I will make money to buy water. "

2. A Dai has a problem. When he sits down, his legs always move involuntarily, especially in a strange environment.

On the elective course that day, several classes of students gathered in a big classroom, and a beautiful girl from a foreign teacher's class sat next to A Dai.

After a short class, A Dai suddenly found that whenever the girl finished her notes, she would secretly glance at him.

A Dai's heart began to beat faster, but she pretended to look at the blackboard intently and secretly observed her reaction out of the corner of her eye. The girl turned to look at her more and more frequently. Finally, she simply put down her pen and kept staring at him.

A Dai felt that her face was feverish, and her happiness filled her heart.

At this moment, I suddenly heard her whisper, "Would you please stop shaking your legs?" ? I can't take notes when the table is shaking! "

A Dai's girlfriend told him that her parents strongly opposed their affairs because they thought he was a poor worker and worthless.

His girlfriend left him in tears. A Dai resigned in a fit of pique and went to sea. After two years of tossing, I finally made some money.

One day, I suddenly had the idea of revenge. So, A Dai dressed neatly, with many gifts, rang the doorbell of his ex-girlfriend's house.

After some ceremony, A Dai began to brag to her parents about how decent and rich she was. Finally, she said in a mean tone, "If my parents had agreed to our marriage, maybe I would still be poor. Thank you today."

A Dai was secretly happy, but the two old people were taken aback: "Have you ever been in love? How come she never says anything! "

4. A couple is walking in the park.

Woman: "Wow, so romantic, and insects!" " "

Man: "no! That's the zipper sound of my pants. "